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Roseanne Barr Is Running For President!
Bullshit artists, watch your back! Blue collar feminist/TV star/macadamia nut farmer Roseanne Barr has filed documents declaring her desire to be the Green Party’s 2012 candidate for President of the United States of America. More »
‘Family Values’ Group Picked The Wrong Target In Ellen Degeneres
Yesterday, news came out that “family values” (i.e. anti-gay bigotry) group OneMillionMoms.com has started a petition against clothing retailer JC Penney for hiring Ellen Degeneres as a spokesperson. Do they really think this is a fight they can win? More »
Christopher Nolan’s Batman Movies Predict President Obama’s Political Career
Thank you, 4chan, for realizing that the release dates of the Batman movies match up with key points in Barack Obama‘s campaign trail. This is why I love the internet. More »
Video: Incredibly Offensive Anti-Obama Ad Depicts Him As Captain Of A Slave Ship
Whose idea was this? Because it was…not a good one. More »
Penn Badgley Wore An Occupy Wall Street Shirt To Meet NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg
With Michael Bloomberg celebrating the 100th episode of Gossip Girl, star Penn Badgley decided to wear his “99%” tee for the occasion. Awkward? More »
The Daily WTF: Fast Food Companies Could Be Using Aborted Fetuses In Their Food
That’s what a state senator thinks, anyway: His proposed bill bans all fast food made with fetuses. Better safe than Soylent Green, right? More »
Video: President Obama Sings A Snippet Of Al Green, Isn’t Half Bad
While speaking at a fundraiser at Harlem’s Apollo Theater last night, President Obama couldn’t help but break into a bit of spontaneous song when he mentioned that the Reverend Al Green was in attendance. And the crowd went wild. More »
SOPA Blackout: The Best Tweets From The #FactsWithoutWikipedia Meme
How will people survive the Internet blackout with Wikipedia dark in protest of SOPA? By posting their own facts to Twitter under #FactsWithoutWikipedia, of course! More »
Lindsay Lohan Is A Prostitute And Was Involved In Osama Bin Laden’s Death, Says Crazy Ex-Marine
It’s like a low-rent version of Homeland: Crazy ex-Marine claims that Lindsay Lohan is the one to absolve him of helping to kill Osama bin Laden. That, and she’s a high-end prostitute. More »
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt See You Watching Them At The White House
Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie smiling/glaring at paparazzi, or just at their conversation partners? We pick apart their evening with the Obamas. More »
Jim Bob Duggar Thinks The Best Man For President Is Jesus Christ
According to Jim Bob Duggar, who rounded up “a dozen” of his kids to drive overnight to the Iowa caucus, Jesus is the best man for President. Or, if they can’t get him, then Rick Santorum. More »
Video: North Koreans Stage Mass Weeping Contest At Kim Jong Il’s Funeral
This country is seriously the craziness. More »
Julianne Moore Nails Sarah Palin In The Game Change Trailer
Does Julianne Moore embody Sarah Palin‘s hair, smile, and accent in the Game Change trailer? You betcha! More »
‘Supervillan Or Newt?’ Game Tests If You Can Tell Which Ideas Came From Whom
Newt Gingrich is currently a frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination. The Joker is a fictional character created to antagonize Batman and the citizens of Gotham City. One would think it would be easy to tell apart their ideas; one would be wrong. More »
Christian Bale Gets Punched While Trying To Visit An Imprisoned Chinese Activist
Now that Christian Bale tried to visit a Chinese activist under house arrest and got punched, the world knows the story of Chen Guangcheng. The Chinese messed with the wrong actor. More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Rick Perry’s Anti-Gay Ad And Heath Ledger In Brokeback Mountain
Rick Perry‘s “Strong” ad is against LGBT people serving in the military, yet he managed to dress himself like Heath Ledger‘s very gay character in Brokeback Mountain. Good job, Rick! More »
Video: 8-Year-Old Marriage Equality Activist Pwns Michele Bachmann
A video has been making the Internet rounds today that’s simultaneously amusing and disturbing. Amusing because of the look on Michele Bachmann‘s face, and disturbing because the kid is so clearly terrified of her. More »
Fox News Accuses The Muppets Of Teaching Communism To Children
He might look green on the outside, but Kermit the Frog is red to his very core. And not because he’s full of blood and guts! More »
Questlove Sort Of Apologizes For Calling Michele Bachmann A ‘Lyin Ass Bitch’
When The Roots‘ Questlove first started getting serious backlash for calling Michele Bachmann a “lyin’ ass bitch” via her walk on music, he was faced with a few different choices: dig his heels in, possibly putting his job in jeopardy, or issue the kind of lukewarm apology that people often make when their jobs are threatened. Guess which one he chose? More »
First Look: Daniel Day-Lewis As Abraham Lincoln In Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln
Believe it or not, that’s Daniel Day-Lewis in full makeup playing Abraham Lincoln! A Richmond, VA resident snapped this surreptitious pic of Daniel hanging out at a local restaurant during filming of Steven Spielberg‘s massive biopic Lincoln. More »
