If you really want to know the secret to self-fulfillment, then you’re going to want to chat with BritBrit, because yall? SHE HAS FOUND IT. Here’s what she had to say:

“I’m learning to take better care of myself and not get stressed or down about things for nothing. I’m taking my time these days and not letting myself get under any pressure other than to just feel happy about myself and to work on my music. I want to show people I am a strong woman. I have a lot of great things ahead of me that I want to accomplish.”

LOL! Oh my gawd, does anyone else think that this sounds like a passage straight from a Dr. Phil self-help crapfest? Did she memorize this? Or at least have it written in Sharpie on her forearm?

I guess we should just be appreciative that she’s not setting her hair on fire or something. I’m sure she’s spending a lot of time in focused meditation, feeding her soul and improving her OH MY GOD I just can’t do it. You just KNOW that girlfriend probably has Oprah on some sort of hypnosis nighttime tape that feeds this pop psychology tripe straight into her underdeveloped subconscious while she sleeps. SPOOKY, man.

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We all kind of know at this point that P Diddy is a few ants short of a picnic, but this newest one takes the cake. In an interview in the newest Playboy, you know, that bastion of literary excellence, Diddy claims to have tried to pop his cherry at age seven. SEVEN. You have got to be kidding me. You’re barely potty-trained at 7.

“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission.”

Okay, look, let’s just stop this mess for a minute. First, there is no way in hell that he was doing this without being exposed to some seriously inappropriate crap from day one. Second, is this something that he’s proud of? Because I’m thinking maybe he needs to get some therapy, ASAP. That’s not sexy, that’s just sad and disgusting.

• Tara Reid Does ‘Playboy’ Magazine (pinkisthenewblog.com)
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In a Daily Mail article, Madonna wants us all to know that she was and is Michael Jackson’s biggest fan, and none of us should EVER forget that. In fact, she’s planning on doing a big lip synch of his songs at at London’s O2 arena on Saturday night, because you know how great it is for people to spend like $200 (or more) for concert tickets to hear their favorite artist and show up to not only hear her lip syncing, but lip syncing someone else’s music. Yeah.

Seriously, he was a great pop star, but people are acting like it’s the second coming of Jebus. Let’s not forget that he was seriously nuts, and not the fun nuts, either – mentally unstable to the point he was turning his skin a different color, dangled his kids over a balcony (well, not HIS kids, but someone’s kids), was accused multiple times of touching small boys inappropriately until he paid them off, and the list goes on and on. I mean, I like me some “Thriller” and “Billie Jean” as much as the next girl but let’s put this in perspective, kids.
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