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Crush Links: When Former Interns Turn Porn Stars
• Paramedics found Jonathan Rhys Meyers was rushed to the hospital after he took a bunch of pills in a suicide attempt. He has been to rehab five times. (Betty Confidential)
• Princess Catherine rocks Canadian designers, likely sells out their jackets in a blink. (Lainey Gossip)
• Porn star Sammie Spades once worked as an intern for Hilary Clinton, and is now casting ladies to play her former boss in a porn spoof. (The Frisky)
• Heidi Klum is retiring from Victoria’s Secret. Could Rosie Huntington-Whiteley be crowned head angel? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Bradley Cooper sports a close shave and speaks French on French TV; then he cuddles a tiger cub in dreadlocks. This guy can do no wrong. (Celebuzz)
Sex on the Wire: Would You Choose Boyfriend over Mom and Dad?
Common man-hitting-on-you phenomenon The Creepster and how to avoid him. (Buzznet)
The real reason you haven’t found love is that you’re just too darn awesome. (The College Crush)
You know who isn’t excited about the royal wedding? Jerry Seinfeld. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
See-through dresses: sexy, or too much? (CelebBuzz)
Here are 10 soap opera plots that made this author love daytime television. (The Frisky)
Which TV star is your secret boyfriend? Not Daniel Dae Kim from Hawaii 5-o, because we already have dibs. (Seventeen) More »
Sex on the Wire: This Just In – Women Don’t Want Expensive Dates
Women spend more money grooming before a date than men. No shit, Sherlock. (PR Newswire)
Yes, you can watch porn at the library. (TresSugar)
Are you open to the idea of opening up the back door? (College Candy) More »
Sex on the Wire: Here’s a Great Idea to Make Bad Weather Erotic
Would you buy a vibrella: part vibrator, part umbrella? (Gizmodo)
A new study claims that women feel worse about themselves after losing their virginity. (YourTango)
Do you ever wonder what your bikini wax says about you? (College Candy) More »
Crush Links: Would You Watch Three of Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Lovers in a Porno?
Charlie Sheen has been presented with an amazing opportunity: to direct three of his ex-lovers in a porno, which is tentatively titled Two and a Half Women. Incredible. (TMZ)
First comes coke-snorting pics, next up naturally is a alleged sex tape. Bobbi Kristina Brown is officially back in the spotlight. (Media Takeout)
Young Buck could go to prison for 10 years for firearms charge. (Perez Hilton) More »
Charlie’s little angel? Surprise! Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen‘s porn star friend, is pregnant. But no worries. It’s probably not Charlie’s. (TMZ)
Sex On The Wire: Who Will Buy The Octomom Porn?
• My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding won’t be eradicating stereotypes any time soon. (The Frisky)
• You want to see some pics of the Octomom in her new giant baby whipping fetish video? Of course you don’t. Slightly NSFW. (Buzzfeed)
• Some dudes are allergic to their own spunk. That’s why we don’t use it as face cream, fellas. (The Awl) More »
Would You Want To Lose Your Virginity On Camera? Exhibitionist Nicki Blue Does
Nicki Blue is a 21-year-old aspiring porn actress who has always dreamed of being deflowered on camera. So Nick went to porn site Kink.com with a proposal that she lose her virginity on-air. The ceremony she and the site devised is scheduled to involve audience participation: viewers will vote on the man Nicki they think should first have sex with Nicki. Kink director John Paul described plans for the live broadcast, which will first make use of Kink’s “official hymen-cam” to prove that Nicki’s hymen is, in fact, still intact. And what happens after that? More »
Exclusive: Did Softcore Porn Tapes Make Camille Grammer Leave ‘Real Housewives’?
Rumors have been flying over the last few days that Camille Grammer is set to leave The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills; according to TMZ, Camille’s lawyers are already negotiating a departure deal. Reps for both Camille and Bravo have been vague in addressing the rumors, each claiming that no decisions have yet been made regarding the next season of RHBS.
These rumors have come out just as Camille is finalizing her divorce from husband Kelsey Grammer. Camille stands to gain $50 million from the deal, as she and Kelsey never signed a pre-nup and Kelsey earned over $100,000 million during the couple’s 13 years together.
So what’s behind Camille’s decision to leave? Is it the fact that she’ll now be worth millions of dollars? Is it her famous feud with castmate Kyle Richards? Or is it a series of sex-tape allegations that have recently come to light? More »
5 Sexual Fetishes We Hope Don’t Exist In Real Life
In terms of weird Internet porn, I think of myself as pretty jaded. After all, you see one Hentai video of a girl being molested by a tentacle demon, you’ve seen them all. If you subscribe to Rule 34 of the Internet, you know that if you think of it, there’s already a porn about it. Recently, however, a friend shared a story that surprised even me with it’s weirdness. More »
Crushable Quotable: French Manicures Are For Porn Stars
Our friends at The Frisky have been talking with Clinton Kelly, one of the fashion gurus from TLC’s What Not To Wear . And our favorite piece of fashion advice from the interview revolves porn stars. Why? Because, as Clinton points out, when your taste lines up with porn stars, it’s the clearest sign that you’re doing something wrong. More »
Viral Porn Won’t Keep Elizabeth Hawkenson From Arizona State Scholarship
And here’s another good reason to be a young, straight woman going to a state school, rather than a gay guy going to a Christian college: Not only does your appearance in an online porn video not get you expelled, but you get to keep your scholarship as well! Hey, we all got to pay the bills.
Elizabeth Hawkenson is an 18-year-old freshman at Arizona State University, who participated in a “reality porn” video (what, are you telling us porn isn’t real??) that went super viral once the kids at 4Chan got wind that Elizabeth flashed her school ID during the shoot. More »
Mark Wahlberg Returns to the Subject of Porn, (S)Natch – Along with writer James Frey and Entourage producer Steve Levinson, Marky Mark will be making a HBO one-hour drama about the adult entertainment industry. Hopefully with a couple roller-girls for good measure. (via NYP)
Is Montana Fishburne the Next Sasha Grey? – Laurence‘s daughter says she wants to break into mainstream acting by way of her porn tape, but we thought if your daddy was famous, you could just bypass that step completely? (via E! Online)
Sex On The Wire: For Sexy Russian, Internet Spies On You!
• That hot Russian spy Anna Chapman is really living the American (tabloid) dream: Sexy pictures of the redhead Mata Hari have now surfaced from her Facebook account and other sources, and she’s totally embarrassed about the invasion of her privacy. Does this count as irony? We don’t even know anymore. (Buzzfeed)
• Here’s a way we could have kept St. Vincent’s open on New York’s West Side: Let the hospital rake in dough as the site for a porn film,… More »
Sex, Honestly: Porn Star Ashley Steel Defends Her Job
The organization Stop Porn Culture! is hosting a conference in Boston this weekend, wherein anti-pornography activists will discuss the future of this controversial, inescapable industry. The group’s stance: Porn is degrading to women and bad for anyone who looks at it. The founders talk about curbing the pornification of our culture, and offer some Q&A’s on what to do if your partner is looking at porn. My favorite deals with “porn addiction,” listing one of the symptoms as, “using it… More »
Porn Can Kill – Adult film star “Tom Dong” (aka Herbert Wong) was gruesomely murdered at the Ultima DVD production studios in California when a man went crazy with a fake machete. Which begs the question: What kind of porn were they shooting? (via Starcasm)
Vajazzling Porn Adds Sparkle To Your Sex Life
Here at Crushable we’re a little obsessed with vajazzling — you know that cosmetic procedure that affixing glittery Swarovski crystals to your nether regions. We made one of our correspondents try it and we asked a bunch of reality stars what they thought about it. We even asked you.
So when we heard that vajazzling porn has hit the market we were quick to agree that it’s a brilliant idea. Hey, if you’re going to watch porn, it might as well… More »
Tarantino Wishes he had Britney
Quentin Tarantino spoke this week about his wish to recruit Britney for a remake to the 1965 soft porn classic ‘Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!’.
Tarantino who sits in the jury at the Sundance film festival taking place this week was reported to have said that he would love Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendes and Britney Spears to star in this remake. The plot is about three strippers who take time-out from the clubs to go on a killing spree.
“It would be great… More »
“Sex Palace” in Britney’s Mansion
By now we can all agree that when it comes to her sex life, Britney is an animal, but this story can take one’s imagination 3 levels higher (if not more). The story was “leaked” by a STAR magazine “mole” inside Britney’s entourage/housekeepers and is featured in next week’s issue.
According to this “mole”, Britney’s “Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.”
But wait, there’s… More »