There will be no baggy sweaters and big muumuus for pregnant Jessica Simpson. No way — this girl’s maternity wear is tight, short, and totally bananas. Seeing Jessica’s outfits totally make us smile, and perhaps they will bring you joy as well. More »
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• A soul mate friend. (College Crush)
• Are you in a healthy relationship?(YourTango)
• Cringe-worthy things we’ve done for love. (The Stir)
• Is Kate Middleton actually pregnant? (Betty Confidential)
• What makes us trust someone. (Divine Caroline)
• Get your guy to move in. (College Candy)
• Celebs that got naked for Playboy. (Betty Confidential)
• Characteristics of successful relationships. (College Crush)
• How to get any guy you want. (YourTango)
• Almost dating a step-sibling. (The Frisky)
• Bella Swan finds out she’s pregnant. (Celebuzz)
This is a post from our sister site, Mommyish.
Jessica Simpson is sporting a huge baby bump and yet she’s allegedly demanding half-million dollars to make the news official. Puh-leeze.
According to the New York Post, Simpson, 31, is refusing to admit she’s pregnant until she has a magazine “deal” in place (in other words, she’s willing to give someone an exclusive in exchange for a cool $500K). Not surprisingly, it’s her creepy dad-slash-manager Joe Simpson who came with the brilliant idea. Simpson, by the way, is engaged to former NFL star Eric Johnson (the couple was slated to marry in November, but they’re holding off for now). More »
Bones could’ve gone the How I Met Your Mother route of hiding Emily Deschanel‘s pregnancy, but they decided on unsubtle—starting with the season 7 promo poster. More »
For someone so rich, Beyoncé sure was a cheapskate when she bought her fake pregnancy belly. The thing deflated when she did something so simple as sit down for an interview! (Also, in .gif form.) Whether Bey was faking it until her surrogate popped out a baby or what, she really should’ve gone the movie route and invested in a reliable fake belly. Consider the faux-baby bumps in our gallery—these have survived the slapstick of rom-coms and fight sequences in epic fantasy films. They could’ve made it through an eleven-minute interview. More »
Now that we have reason to suspect that Beyonce‘s a pregnancy-faking liar, we’re seeing clues to her charade everywhere. How come she hasn’t gained a bit of weight anywhere but in that impressive belly? Because really, her face has stayed exactly the same throughout the entirety of this alleged pregnancy. More »
Destiny’s child might be nothing but a sham, you guys! It looks like Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. The singer appeared on the Australian news program Sunday Night HD over the weekend — and when she sat down for a Q&A with the show’s host, her supposedly pregnant belly appeared to collapse in on itself, leaving viewers to speculate that it might be a prosthetic. Here’s a screengrab of the moment it flattens: More »
Nick Lachey might’ve gotten remarried first, but if the rumors and “reports” are true, then Jessica Simpson beat her ex to something else: Multiple outlets say that the singer and one-time Newlyweds star might be expecting her first child. More »
Have you guys gotten a look at Beyonce lately? The pregnant singer is definitely showing (that was evident when she debuted her pregnancy almost a month ago), but she isn’t hiding her belly under hoodies and frocks. Instead, Beyonce’s walking around in some of the hottest maternity wear around. (Please, nobody show this gallery to the 16 and Pregnant girls.) More »
Is that a baby Beyonce‘s cradling in her well-jeweled hands? Unless this is some sort of endorsement for Taco Bell, it certainly looks like the pop super star chose the VMAs to reveal that a mini Jay-Z is on the way. More »
Did you feel old the other day when news broke that former Disney star Hilary Duff is pregnant? (Mostly we’re just sad that Lizzie McGuire didn’t end up with Gordo, after all.) Well, now you can feel positively ancient after looking at this photo of Hilary on her way home from a… gasp… maternity Pilates class. More »
Forget Twin Peaks or The X-Files or Hannah Montana, TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant is the scariest show that has ever been on television. I know this to be true without having ever watched the thing. I also know that if I ever do see an episode it will be the end of me.
Here’s the thing: I am insane and I take pregnancy tests regularly, all the time, just to be sure. Basically, I have decided that’s it’s important to pee on a stick once every three months, irregardless of there being anything that might actually indicate pregnancy at all, in any way. Have I mentioned that I’m a virgin? More »
Whoa, crazy moment alert! While promoting his new movie Horrible Bosses with Charlie Day and Jason Bateman, MTV Movie Awards host Jason Sudeikis potentially just dropped a bomb on his TV audience by speaking the words “I may be a dad soon.” Wait, what? Did Jason just fess up to being the father of his ex-girlfriend, January Jones’ unborn child? Way to bury the lede, Sudeikis! More »
Kim Zolciak posed pregnant in a revealing spread for Life & Style (blow-up doll, anyone?), thereby joining the ranks of many a fertile celeb before her. Yikes! No matter who the woman is, there’s always something a little weird about naked-and-pregnant photos, right? Check out our gallery and see what we mean. More »
Natalie Portman‘s eating habits during the filming of Black Swan made us a little nervous. Especially when she started talking about how much she liked the discipline and 40 hour per week workouts necessary for playing the part of a ballerina. But now that she’s knocked up and engaged to Benjamin Millepied, it looks like she’s taking things a little easier.
And we can get over how adorable, friendly and normal she looks.
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We have an addendum to yesterday’s holiday engagement post: Add Natalie Portman and Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied to the list. In addition to a wedding, the two are expecting a child in 2011. We assume the little guy will be super flexible! More »