“I never meant to cause you any sorrow/I never meant to cause you any pain/I only wanted to one time see you laughing/laughing at the purple dog.” More »
Did you know that Stephenie Meyer has a comic book? Because she does. And it’s not a Twilight comic book; it’s a comic book that actually features Meyer as its main character. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA. As a matter of fact, I have no idea why ANY of these 11 comic books exist, but no matter how hard I try to believe that they don’t, they persist in being real, actual comic books that you can actually purchase and and actually read. Do they wig you guys out as much as they do me? Read on and let us know! More »
If you watched the royal wedding between Prince Albert and Princess Charlene the other day, then you saw Andrea Casiraghi, the dashing royal who also happens to be heir to an Italian oil fortune. Some people have all the luck. Here’s what you need to know about Andrea: More »
If you go by Purple Rain‘s IMDB page, it looks like the movie is a joke: most of the cast members never appeared in a single other movie. On paper, it seems absolutely implausible that this movie happened. Prince is an awesome musician and performer, but his acting is cringeworthy. Apollonia is gorgeous, but she basically exists to be mostly naked. Morris Day is a badass, but his schtick wears thin. Basically, I feel the way about Purple Rain that I feel about porn: great performances, but why did they try to ruin it with all that storyline? More »
When relative unknown Esperanza Spalding won Best New Artist at the Grammys over Justin Bieber, a bunch of his fans went after Esperanza online. Beliebers hacked Esperanza’s wiki page and attacked her on Twitter. But what was Esperanza doing while all of this happened? Hanging out with Prince. Because she is awesome. More »
When we first saw the title of this vid, we thought it was a rendition of “Let’s Go Crazy” which is one of our very favorite Prince songs. (Our absolute #1 fav is “When You Were Mine,” for the none of you who were curious.) But it’s actually Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” which is still acceptable. Okay, more than acceptable — it’s awesome. And something other than “Fuck You,” which is a nice change of pace. Man, we wish we’d gone to this Prince/Cee-Lo show.
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Michael Jackson could have chugged a lethal sedative before he died. Or at least that’s the argument from his plastic surgeon’s defense team. (People)
Blake Lively might play Carrie Bradshaw in the Sex & The City prequel. Yup. That’s sounds sort of annoyingly perfect. (SocialiteLife)
Prince brought Kim Kardashian on stage last night at his Madison Square Garden show. Then kicked her off for not dancing. (JustJared)
Kelsey Grammer and his Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ex Camille Grammer have struck a divorce agreement. Now Kelsey is free to jump into a new marriage. (InTouch) More »
Those leaked photos of Christina Aguilera nearly nude were stolen from her stylist. (People)
Lindsay Lohan is in talks to appear on Dancing With The Stars. (Radar)
Paris Hilton was not invited to Nicole Richie‘s wedding. Snap. (NYP)
Are Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling dating? If not, Blake’s got a good publicist. (JustJared)
Joe Jonas may appear in his girlfriend Ashley Greene‘s fashion spread. (Us)
Crap. Prince and Black Swan in one place. That sounds amazing. (NYP)
Sorry Tommy Lee. SeaWorld does not use a cow vagina to extract semen from its killer whales. Also, gross. (TMZ)
Brian Austin Green‘s 8-year old son got wasted at his wedding to Megan Fox. Uh. No, that’s a joke. Ha? (Us)
Jessica Simpson IS getting a prenup before marrying NFL star Eric Johnson. Whew. (Perez) More »
Prince hates the Internet – The music legend was an early adopter, now he’s all sour grapes. (via The Daily Beast)
Time magazine released their annual list of the most influential leaders, thinkers, and artists today, the last group of which we find particularly illuminating. Lady Gaga took the #1 slot (and how could she not, now that she’s gotten her own OMG spin-off acronym?), and we totally get how Neil Patrick Harris has been influential in the artistic community for a number of reasons, but Prince is still up on the top 15? Above Sandra Bullock, Banksy, and Lea Michele?… More »
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth made their red carpet debut last night, but Hemsworth quickly went missing. Miley was mad, quipping “he’s not being the best boyfriend right now.” (E! Online)
Justin Bieber’s hair “just does that. for real.” (Perez Hilton)
Tom Cruise and Reese Witherspoon are in talks to make a movie about a rodeo star and a country singer, respectively. (ICYDK)
Heidi Montag on her post-Hills plans: “I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a… More »
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So I have a confession to make. I have never, ever, not even vaguely, not even when I was tipsy on apple cider and sausage, EVER thought that Prince was remotely sexy. The whole naked thing he did there for a while, his Purple Rain phase, the stupid symbol deal, etc. never appealed to me. All my friends in high school went gaga over him, seriously drooling over his Oompa Loompa self squeezed into those purple… More »
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,459,268770,”http://cdn.pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()The singer formerly known as Prince or whatever else he might be calling himself these days has suddenly decided that he is against the eeevvviiilll agenda of the homosexuals among us. You know, because you’ve gotta watch out for those crazy gay people!
Anyway, Prince became a Jehovah’s Witness a while back, and even though he’s best known for writing songs about fornication and wearing assless chaps, he doesn’t want teh gays to have any fun… More »
Oh, this seems a bit ridiculous. Prince wants to start his own magazine, and it will be called 3121. Why? Because he’s PRINCE, that’s why. We don’t need any other reason that that. … More »