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10 Key Bits Of Info Contained In Kanye West’s 86-Tweet Rant
Last night, Kanye West went on an 86-tweet Twitter rant that covered many topics. Some people think this is a sign of whatever personality disorder he has, but personally, I think I’m going to send him my resume to see if I can pick up any freelance work from DONDA, the new multimedia empire he is planning to name after his late mother so he can pick up where Steve Jobs left off. This and nine more crucial pieces of information Kanye has communicated to us, after the jump. More »
If you listen to hip-hop, then you’re either a criminal, a drug addict, or a whore
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger; this is from the results of a new study:
A study made by a psychologist at the University of Leicester in Britain has found that 38 percent of hip hop music fans are more likely to have had more sexual partners in the last five years compared to a mere 1.5 percent of country music fans.
Psychologist Adrian North who conducted a survey of 2,500 Britons found that the… More »
Make Your Baby Stupid Even Earlier With BabyFirstTv
According to the Advocate, there’s going to be a new TV channel in town called BabyFirstTV. Let’s go the official BabyFirstTV site and check it out, shall we?
“Welcome to BabyFirstTV – the nation’s first channel for babies!
The channel offers 24/7 DVD-quality programs with a unique parent co-viewing experience for only $9.99 a month, less than a single baby DVD.”
Okay, so, first, what the hell is a baby doing watching TV? 24 hours a day? What, instead of Letterman… More »
Britney is Pregnant – Well, Duh
Please reference my Britney Spears Pregnancy Graph of yesterday.
I don’t have a problem with her being pregnant AT ALL. It’s the fact that she’s married to such a giant butthead that makes me concerned. And, I would be very unsurprised if old Kevin chose this time to make his way to greener pastures…after all, that’s what he did with the mother of his other two children, Shar.
Here’s my problem and call me old-fashioned but I would venture to… More »