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The Daily WTF: Purity Bear Won’t Let You Have Sex
No, not Pedo Bear — Purity Bear is part of a religious sex-ed video, but he ends up being creepy and condescending. (Like all religious sex ed teachings.) More »
Crushable Quotable: Justin Bieber Is Really Pushing The Jesus Christ Connection
Justin Bieber says that he is meant to be “the voice of the new generation” thanks to a prophetic words reading. Add that to his Jesus tattoos, and it sounds like the pop stars thinks he might be the Second Coming. More »
Steve Austin Will Give Tim Tebow His Famous 3:16 Numbers… Under One Condition
Wrestling star Steve Austin said of his famous numbers, “Austin 3:16 still rules, [but] if [Tim] Tebow can throw for 316 yards again this weekend then hell, he can have the numbers.” More »
Blue Ivy Carter Shares Her Name With An Event Planning Company (And Maybe The Devil)
Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s should’ve done some Googling before naming their daughter Blue Ivy: It turns out there was already a Boston event planning company with the same name. Not to mention that rumor about it being Latin for Lucifer’s daughter… More »
Justin Bieber Went And Got Another Jesus Tattoo
Justin Bieber is following a theme with his tattoos: His latest is the face of none other than Jesus Christ branded onto his calf. Who does he think he is, the Son of God? More »
Jim Bob Duggar Thinks The Best Man For President Is Jesus Christ
According to Jim Bob Duggar, who rounded up “a dozen” of his kids to drive overnight to the Iowa caucus, Jesus is the best man for President. Or, if they can’t get him, then Rick Santorum. More »
David Archuleta Puts Off Music Career For Two Years To Serve His Mormon Mission
American Idol runner-up David Archuleta is banking on the fact that he’ll have a music career waiting for him in two years, after he completes his Mormon mission. More »
The Duggars Distributed Photos Of Jubilee Shalom Duggar At Her Memorial Service
The Duggars distributed artistic photos of miscarried child Jubilee Shalom Duggar at her memorial service with the caption There is no foot too small that it cannot leave an imprint on this world. Creepy or genuinely grieving? More »
Josiah Duggar Wants You To Play A Farmville-Like Christian Missionary RPG
Eighth Duggar child Josiah Duggar, now a 15-year-old, is shilling for online college-credit course CollegePrep and an online game called Makazville. The latter is like Farmville, only more racist: You bring the Word of God to an African village. More »
Parting Tweet: Sarah Silverman Keeps Us Grounded
Thank you to Sarah Silverman for not deigning to comment on the Kim Kardashian mess today. Instead, she reminds us about the simple things in life, like religious bumper stickers. More »
What Do You Think Of Sinead O’Connor’s New Chest Tattoo?
Just two months after publishing an extensive screed about her intense need for a backdoor buddy to tackle her “difficult brown” (among other things), singer Sinead O’Connor has repented the only way an ambivalent lapsed Catholic could: by getting a tattoo of Jesus Christ himself, right above her dirty pillows. More »
Parting Tweet: Maybe God Can Bail Michael Lohan Out Of Prison
We’re so used to Michael Lohan‘s habit of daily calling upon God that we didn’t take much notice when he posted this yesterday. It’s unclear if he posted this before or after his explosive fight with (ex?)girlfriend Kate Major—a fight that led to him getting arrested for domestic abuse. More »
Questionable Choices: Kim Kardashian’s Burka Shopping In Dubai
Investigating the local culture’s clothing = good. Letting the paparazzi take photos of you as if you’re shopping in LA? Questionable. More »
5 Facts About American Horror Story Star Taissa Farmiga
Last night was the series premiere of Ryan Murphy‘s American Horror Story, which follows the Harmon family as they try to rebuild their lives in a spooky house in Los Angeles. Although Murphy cast the well-known actors Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott as the parents, the actress playing their teenage daughter is a relative unknown: 17-year-old Taissa Farmiga. That surname sounds familiar, huh? Read on for five facts about this young star. More »
Video: Snooki Refuses To Hide Her Party Hats From God
Snooki will not be slut-shamed by anyone, not even a man of God. I knew there was a reason I liked this lil’ noodle. More »
Mel Gibson Inexplicably Wants to Make a Movie About Jewish Hero Judah Maccabee
We think maybe Mel Gibson doesn’t know the meaning of anti-Semitism? More »
Gallery: 4 Cheaper David/Goliath Pairs If The Rock/Taylor Lautner Casting Doesn’t Work Out
Relativity Media is courting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Taylor Lautner to star in the big-screen retelling of the most badass Biblical tale, the fight between puny (but divinely blessed) shepherd David and the monstrous Goliath. The problem is, both actors’ acting prices are pretty steep, at $10 million or more. We’ve done some legwork and come up with five other little-guy-giant-villain combos that Relativity can look to if The Rock and Taylor end up costing too much. More »
Meme Alert: Tumblr Mocks Justin Bieber’s VMAs Thank-You Speech
Justin Bieber certainly stood out at Sunday’s VMAs, but probably not in the ways he meant to: He made immature jokes about his pet snake Johnson, had an awkward kiss with girlfriend Selena Gomez, and then was blank-faced for the entire show. Oh, except for when he won, and gave a strange thank-you speech: I just wanna say thank you so much not only to God but to Jesus. More »
CollegeHumor’s ‘Religious People Are Nerds’ Video Makes More Sense Than the Creation Story
My high school was a Catholic private school, where the religious kids were the most popular and there wasn’t much of an arts scene. I was agnostic and into geeky things, so I didn’t hang out with the popular kids. Little did I know, however, that we were virtually the same people! Or so CollegeHumor says. Their new video “Religious People Are Nerds” makes several scarily-logical arguments, like how both social groups get fanatic about their beliefs and take their rules from bearded men. More »
Parting Tweet: Sarah Silverman Makes An Eloquent Case For The Separation Of Church And State
So eloquent she had to cheat and link to her blog to finish the thought. Click through for the rest of her penis-laced diatribe. More »