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Roseanne Barr Is Running For President!

Roseanne Barr Is Running For President!

Bullshit artists, watch your back! Blue collar feminist/TV star/macadamia nut farmer Roseanne Barr has filed documents declaring her desire to be the Green Party’s 2012 candidate for President of the United States of America. More »

The Women We Want to See on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

The Women We Want to See on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen

Comedy Central has released the first round of roasters for the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen, and while it’s an eclectic group, we’re wondering why no ladies made the first cut. Among the group, you’ve got got Mike Tyson, TMZ’s Harvey Levin joining Roast Master Seth MacFarlane. But Charlie obviously touched (literally and figuratively) a lot of women — so here are the ones we’d like to see take the stage. More »

Roseanne strikes again!

Roseanne strikes again!

I told you yesterday about Roseanne going crazy on Brad and Angelina, well, her reign of insanity is just getting started. Here’s what she had to say today:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain… More »

Roseanne attacks Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Roseanne attacks Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

I think somebody went off her meds! Comedian Roseanne Barr offered up a vicious rant on her personal MySpace blog titled “Jon Voight” this weekend, basically taking to task Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for every misery of the world. I knew she was a little bit nuts, but this takes the cake. Here we go:

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give… More »

Would you like to hear about Roseanne’s vaginal rejuvenation surgery? OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

Would you like to hear about Roseanne's vaginal rejuvenation surgery? OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

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Good morning, Snarkarinos! How are you on this fine Thursday morning? Got your coffee? Cornflakes? Well, how about some VAGINAL REJUVENATION as a side dish!

Yep, I know, gross, right? Well, apparently Roseanne doesn’t think so. In fact, she share all about her pikachu getting a tune-up on the Late Late Show. Here’s what she said, exactly:

“I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did!… More »

Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

I love me some Roseanne, but sometimes she confuses me. Like with her newest blog entry.

Madonna wants to convert to Judaism.
MADONNA WANTS TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM. THAT IS SO COOL!

I AM A JEW, CHRISTIAN AND A MUSLIM… I AM A DAUGHTER OF ABRAHAM WHO LEARNED FROM CLEOPTARA!

>>>>blank stare… More »