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The Best Quotes from Roseanne’s Essay In New York Magazine

The Best Quotes from Roseanne's Essay In New York Magazine

I really fucking love Roseanne. She’s a ball-busting woman who wasn’t afraid to take on the boys’ club of comedy, she doesn’t give a shit whether people think she’s pretty, and her sitcom Roseanne was one of the only shows unafraid to portray American life honestly instead of aspirationally. (Shocking fact: there are people in America who aren’t glamorous and skinny and live in New York or Los Angeles.) Reporters kept calling her and asking her to comment on the Charlie Sheen/Two and a Half Men situation, and instead of giving them quotes she wrote this kickass essay about her experiences working on a feminist show and how hard it is for women to get ahead in an industry that values dumb, misogynist shows. I want to get drunk with this woman right now. More »

Roseanne strikes again!

Roseanne strikes again!

I told you yesterday about Roseanne going crazy on Brad and Angelina, well, her reign of insanity is just getting started. Here’s what she had to say today:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my “attack” on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though…I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain… More »

Roseanne attacks Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Roseanne attacks Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

I think somebody went off her meds! Comedian Roseanne Barr offered up a vicious rant on her personal MySpace blog titled “Jon Voight” this weekend, basically taking to task Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for every misery of the world. I knew she was a little bit nuts, but this takes the cake. Here we go:

“Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give… More »

Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

I love me some Roseanne, but sometimes she confuses me. Like with her newest blog entry.

Madonna wants to convert to Judaism.
MADONNA WANTS TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM. THAT IS SO COOL!

I AM A JEW, CHRISTIAN AND A MUSLIM… I AM A DAUGHTER OF ABRAHAM WHO LEARNED FROM CLEOPTARA!

>>>>blank stare… More »