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For The Love Of The Beard: Hot Comedians With Facial Hair
Some of the best comedians in the business have very un-funny facial hair. Check out some of our faves who bring the funny and the manly!
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Video: The ‘Arthur’ Trailer Is Very Russell Brand-ed
The remake of the 1981 flick Arthur released its trailer this afternoon, giving us a look at a billionaire Russell Brand (as opposed to, you know, a millionaire Russell Brand). It’s cute, in a Russell-isn’t-Dudley-Moore kind of way. Plus: Jennifer Garner in a comedy role! More »
A Year In Katy Perry’s Boobs
It’s been a big year for Katy Perry‘s boobs. The girls ended up with a starring role in several of Katy’s videos, and also played a large part in her betrothal to comedian Russell Brand. They also helped Katy top Maxim’s hottest list of 2010. But there were down moments too. We’re talking to you, Sesame Street! Check out our gallery to take a walk down mammary lane with Katy.*
*And don’t worry, I am embarrassed about that pun as well. Merry day after Christmas! More »
Crush Links: Miley Cyrus Bong Parody Girl Is Frenemy #1
Apparently, the girl who taped Miley Cyrus smoking salvia and shared the video with the world has taped a parody video of the whole mess. What a biatch! Video after the jump. (ONTD)
Zac Efron is cutting off his locks for a movie. And charity. (socialitelife)
Pauly D from The Jersey Shore is getting his own show. (People)
John Mayer photobombing photos of happy couples is a little like when Bruce Springsteen does it. But nobody’s happy at the end. (JustJared)
Taylor Swift would like to take Katy Perry to the prom. At least they’d have awesome sparkly outfits? (People)
Meanwhile, Katy uses magic tricks to keep husband Russell Brand interested in her. In bed. (celebuzz) More »
Video: Russell Brand Improvises Insane ‘Tempest’ Backstory
Russell Brand is set to play the jester character of Trinculo in Julie Taymor‘s adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Tempest — and he certainly seems to fit the part. In this video, Julie asks Russell a simple question about the origin of his name and the actor goes on a five-minute wholly improvised spiel. Russell makes a point to say that he isn’t “rash-like,” in case you were wondering.
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What Are They Thinking?: David Lynch, Russell Brand, and Donna Karan
Two of the weirdest people alive today – David Lynch and Russell Brand – have joined forces for David Lynch’s Foundation in something called Operation: Wellness Warriors. They had a press conference, and invited Donna Karan. We’re still not sure if this is a real thing, or some oddity that will end up on DavidLynch.com in the next week. More »
Russell Brand gave Helen Mirren a soiled pair of underwear – And the Dame took them like a champ, calling herself a “proud owner” of the yellow underoos. Ew! (OMG)
Parting Tweet: Russell Brand Promotes Safe, Weird Sex
Some people may criticize comedian Russell Brand for being too glib about sensitive issues. But we say: comparing bisexuals to hermaphrodites is the first step forward in solving both AIDS and sexual tolerance! More »
Sex On the Wire: Sexual Rehabilitation
• Paging Russell Brand: Sex addiction rehabilitation centers are on the rise ever since stars like Tiger Woods and Jesse James have used the term as an excuse for why they screwed around so much. (LA Times)
•…which in turn leads to regular girls questioning whether or not they have an “addiction.” (CollegeCandy
• Because texting your kid to stop having sex upstairs is now considered good parental guidance, why not use that passive-aggressive form of communication to break up with someone? (The Gloss)
• Another week, another horrific way to overshare your dating life: CanDoBetter is like HotorNot, except the strangers are judging your date, not you. Is that better or worse? (Lemondrop)
• Finally, a cheerleading group for science nerds! Now if only we could get a couple half-naked guys doing a routine to cheer on us bloggers… (Buzzfeed)
• Can you remain friends with benefits forever? (CollegeCrush)
• Speaking of too close: Cory Monteith farts in front of Lea Michele on the set of Glee, so you know they are BFFs. (Teen Vogue) More »
Sweet Repeat: Katy Perry Is A Candy-Colored Clown
We all know Katy Perry and Russell Brand would love it if they could magically turn into cartoons and live inside the world of California Gurls. But until they perfect that Cool World toon-technology, Katy is stuck in her human form. Which doesn’t mean she won’t try her hardest to become the official ambassador of Candyland. Last night’s Secret Victoria Secret Show that featured her new line of lingerie (not edible, unfortunately) was just the latest of sweet sensations that Katy has introduced the world to through pure imagination. More »
Crush Links: Kanye Sings to Delta Coach Class
• Kanye West performed “Gold Digger” over the intercom on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to New York. Viral marketing? It worked. (Gawker)
• Michael Lohan has finally found a dad worse than him! You’d think he’d be thanking Demi Lovato‘s father, not yelling at him. (Celebuzz)
• Great Headline: “Christina Aguilera…Not Dating Assistant, Says His Mom.” Ugh! Thanks mom! (Radar) More »
Crush Links: Katy Perry Didn’t Give Russell Brand Any Honeymoon Nookie
Russell Brand must be pissed. First, his fiance Katy Perry insisted they stop having sex for a month before their wedding. Then on their honeymoon, she got bit by a spider and couldn’t have sex. It’s hard out there for a sex addict. (Blemish)
Miley Cyrus is going to be an action star. She’s going undercover in a sorority for Undercover, which kind of sounds like the plot of a porno. (Deadline)
Demi Lovato‘s mom and stepdad are pissed that her father sounded off about her trip to rehab. (celebuzz)
Taylor Momsen is going through an Olsen Twins/Cousin It phase. (ONTD)
Gwyneth Paltrow is going to sing Cee Lo‘s “F— You” on Glee. But to preserve the ears of Gleeks, she’ll be singing a modified “Forget You” version. (US)
The Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D met Britney Spears. And now his life is complete. (NYP)
Meanwhile, Angelina from Jersey Shore is not going to release her single “I’m Hot.” No one anywhere will be so disappointed. (TMZ)
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Dear Katy Perry: Please Stop Shooting Things From Your Breasts. Mkay? Thanks.
The video for Katy Perry‘s new song “Firework” is out and it’s a huge deviation for the pop star. It’s an inspirational message aimed at teens who are facing difficulties in their lives. Gone are the Candyland costumes and hypercolor wigs and the animated gummy bears. And she’s really toned down the obsession with her breasts. Oh wait. Nope. There’s a big fireworks explosion coming out of her boobs.
Why? Because she’s being an inspiration to younguns, people! If you can get over cancer, and stop worrying about being a fattie, you too can have magical fireworks explode from your torso too!
Really Katy? I would like to say something for all of the little people. No thanks!
Video after the jump. And also an estimation of how this happened. More »
Crushable Books: 5 Chapters of Russell Brand’s ‘Booky Wook 2′ Inspired By Katy Perry Lyrics
Russell Brand married Katy Perry less than 5 days ago, so it’s no surprise that chapters from his latest memoir, Booky Wook 2, have already been leaked to the press. Hey, you have to keep yourself media-fresh, even if that means using your matrimony as a vehicle to promote your book tour.
And what a book it is! Although Crushable hasn’t retained a copy, excerpts on Lemondrop reveal that Russell is truly the Janice Dickinson of British authors: he drops names, gives salacious details about his experiences having sex with a lactating mother which he entitles “Human Yoghurt,” and even mentions an understated shout-out to his new wife with a chapter called “I Kissed a Girl.” (Just one?) We tried to imagine what other sections Russell could base of his wife’s lyrics.
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Celeb Tweetup: $#*! William Shatner Says
A lot happened this weekend, what with Russell Brand and Katy Perry getting married and Kanye’s Runaway video dropping, we could barely keep up. That’s why it’s nice to go back and be reminded that some celebrities are just taking it easy, making gourd-related jokes all weekend in a desperate bid to get their own spin-off show about their Twitter from the show they’re already on that’s based on a Twitter. That’s right, it’s William Shatner’s (@WilliamShatner) tweets, bitches.
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The 10 Most Random Things We Know About Katy Perry And Russell Brand’s Wedding
As news trickles out about the elaborate, multi-cultural wedding between Katy Perry and Russell Brand in India this weekend, the details are scattered and plenty random. From what we can tell, it all sounds a lot like the spoof “African Child” video that Russell’s character Aldous Huxley made in Get Him To The Greek. We may not know exactly what color Katy Perry’s elaborate Elie Saab Haute Couture gown was, but we do know a lot of other random errata. Like the fact that Rihanna didn’t make it to the ceremony, but there were errant tigers! And unlicensed weaponry! Also, an inordinate amount of soda pop consumption. Fun times. More »
You Know It’s A Real Classy Wedding When Your Guests Get Silly Bandz – We can’t wait to hear more details about the amazing Russell Brand and Katy Perry wedding. (Twitter)
Crush Links: Katy Perry Is Married To Russell Brand. And Has A New Tiger.
Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married in India this weekend. And Russell bought Katy a Tigress as a wedding present. Totally normal stuff. (NYDN)
Also, Rihanna might be the worst maid of honor ever. Mostly because she didn’t show up to the wedding. (OK)
Over the weekend, Lady Gaga beat out Justin Bieber to become the most watched artist on YouTube, with over 1 million views. (THR)
Britney Spears‘ new song has leaked. It was not listened to one million times. (Radar)
Adam Lambert kissed a dude on his Australian tour. (celebuzz)
Early in her career, Lindsay Lohan apparently posed naked on a motorcycle. But you can’t see her face and the photos could be anyone. (ONTD) More »
Katy Perry wears a traditional Indian nose ring - The Katy/Russell wedding is almost here! Katy’s been photographed with a “nath” in her nose, the traditional gold chain worn by brides in India. Man, we cannot wait to see those wedding photos. (PopEater)
