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Celeb Tweetup: No More Bullying
We interrupt our usual celeb-Twitter snarkfest to bring you some tweets from folks using their microblogging accounts for good. Today has been declared Spirit Day as a rally of support against the epidemic of anti-LGBT bullying, and folks have been encouraged to bust out their best purple clothing to join the cause. Lots of celebs voiced Tweeted in their support as well. More »
Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest to Marry, Like Normal Heterosexual
• Is Ryan Seacrest ready to make an honest woman of Julianne Hough? (PopEater)
• Caroline Manzo will quit Real Housewives of New Jersey if Danielle Staub returns for another season. We call bull. (TMZ)
• Sandra Bullock has been partying it up with tons of guys, recently. Not all of them fully clothed. (Betty Confidential)
• This is gross: American Idol alum Fantasia`s suicide will be featured in the premiere of the second season of her reality show, Fantasia for Real. (Celebuzz)
• Rachel Bilson and Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot new celebrity item? (YourTango)
• A Las Vegas entertainment company bilked a Brazillian concert promoter out of $1.7 million, promising to deliver Rihanna. Unfortunately, Vegas Style Entertainment has no connections to the singer. (Perez Hilton) More »
Video: Ryan Seacrest and Larry King Sing ‘Poker Face’
Whatever you think of Ryan Seacrest personally, he would have made a great replacement for Larry King. I mean, just look at these two making sweet, sweet love to the mic on their rendition of “Poker Face.” Just a year or so after South Park, Christopher Walken, and (more recently) Greyson Chance. Keep it relevant, boys! More »
Quote Of The Day: Timbaland Ponders, ‘Why Would I Commit Suicide?’
Timbaland wants to set the record straight: He did not try to commit suicide. He just snapped. Someone stole something of his – not a $2 million watch, as previously reported – and he drove off in a panic. Cue the breathless suicide reports. More »
Crush Links: Anna Paquin And Stephen Moyer Get Married In Malibu
True Blood‘s Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer made it official last night with a sunset wedding in Malibu. In attendance: Ryan Kwanten, Alan Ball and Elijah Wood. (People)
Spencer and Heidi are feuding over an alleged sex tape starring … Heidi. He’s threatening to release it. She wants to “live like there is no tomorrow.” We call pants on fire! This feud is fake! (Us Weekly)
The Real Housewives of New Jersey have been banned from a Jersey country club for bad behavior. Said bad behavior included “hair pulling and the cops being called.” (Radar)
Betty White and Ryan Seacrest took home trophies at last night’s Creative Arts Emmys in LA. NPH also won for his Glee guest spot. Hmmmph. (Popeater)
Kate Winslet – recently divorced from Sam Mendes – has a new boyfriend and he is HOT. (Daily Mail) More »
5 Reasons Why Jessica Simpson Should Replace Ellen On ‘American Idol’
It’s a fact: Jessica Simpson is in talks with American Idol about joining the judges’ panel next season. She’s not going to replace Simon Cowell; she would, however, make a great replacement for Ellen DeGeneres, who is dead weight on a show being singlehandedly held together by the prodigious talents of Ryan Seacrest.
Here is why Jessica should replace Ellen:
1. Unofficial studies have shown that Idol fans really, really miss Paula Abdul. Paula, with her seal claps and glazed, medicated eyes,… More »
American Idol‘s Ian Benardo looking to Make $300 Mill In Gay Discrimination Lawsuit – Oh yeah, American Idol totally hates the gays. Like Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, Ryan Seacrest…(though to be fair, the first two had to wait till after the show to come out of the closet). (via TMZ)
8 People Who Are Busier Than James Franco
James Franco is not only an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a squinty-eyed dreamboat grad student/performance artist/faux public intellectual. He is also the busiest person alive, according to this spot-on New York magazine profile. When Franco’s not acting in General Hospital, he’s curating a museum exhibit about acting in General Hospital. He is enrolled in three graduate school programs. He never sleeps. He is addicted to Starbucks.
Take heed, Franco. There are 8 other people busier than you, at… More »
Kim Kardashian Loses World’s Best Aunt Mug – After telling Ryan Seacrest that she thought she’d have a baby by the time she was 30, she added that her nephew Mason was “the best birth control ever!” Seriously, with exclamation points. (via The Frisky)
Olivia Munn Sounds Off On Her Critics, Her Career And ‘Getting Dipped’
Is Olivia Munn the new Ryan Seacrest? Her ability to multi-task seems comparable: The Daily Show correspondent is juggling a role on the upcoming NBC sitcom Perfect Couples, a guest spot on the spy series Chuck and a tour for her new book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures Of A Hollywood Geek.
“I really want to do it all,” she says. “I love it all so much. I don’t have a personal life. I don’t have a boyfriend. And I… More »
Julianne Hough Thought Ryan Seacrest Was Gay, Along with Rest Of World
Ryan Seacrest, gay? No! Wait, really? How could anyone, let alone someone who has spent time being paid off by his publicists to pretend they were dating sharing the same bed with the American Idol host think that he was played for the other team?
Okay, that joke was a little obvious, but it is funny that someone overheard Ryan’s girlfriend Julianne Hough admitting that she thought the most famous metrosexual in Hollywood was gay, especially since he”was after me since… More »
Crush Links: Oksana Faces Extortion Allegations
Oksana Grigorieva reportedly demanded $10 million not to leak the horrendous Mel Gibson tapes. (Us Weekly)
Michelle Williams dyes her hair red. We liked her blonde pixie-cut. (People)
Michael Lohan tells Lindsay: “Sober House is NOT rehab.” Also, grass is green, the world is round, and … we’ll stop now. (Radar Online)
January Jones goes on a lunch date with Jason Sudeikis. Which means Aniston is out of the running to win Jason’s heart. (Daily Mail)
We refuse to believe that Piers Morgan has… More »
Ryan Seacrest: My Weird Celebrity Crush
We’ve written about some truly bizarre crushes here on Crushable (heh) – see Bill O’Reilly and Mel Brooks – and mine is equally shameful. Because, truth is, I adore Ryan Seacrest and have adored him since I first laid eyes on his overly tanned visage on American Idol. He is one of the most hated celebrities in America, if not the world. Indeed, he is seen more as a punchline than a hardworking, unflappable TV producer, host and heir to… More »
Video: Celebrities Doing Stupid Things Are More Funny Than Regular People
I have no idea why this video of celebrity correspondents for The Tonight Show made me laugh out loud this morning. I laughed the hardest at Ryan Seacrest in a barrel at a rodeo. And Brad Pitt vacuuming will get me every time.
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Crush Links: Lindsay Lohan Gets A Post-Sentencing Visit From Kim Kardashian
Lindsay Lohan bailed on her belated birthday party to hang out with Kim Kardashian, who came over to Lindsay’s house to ostensibly cheer her up. (Us Weekly)
Also! LiLo reportedly wants $1 million for her first post-jail interview. Any takers? Oprah? (Popeater)
She also claims her “eff you” fingernail was a joke. Heh. (Daily Mail)
Cristiano Ronaldo names his baby Cristiano. (People.com)
Who is Mel Gibson offending today? (Dlisted)
Kate Hudson goes on vacay with her new man, Muse singer Matt Bellamy. Where? Greece. Le… More »
Crush Links: Chris Brown Used Eye Drops Before His BET Awards Breakdown
Crocodile tears?! Chris Brown allegedly used eye drops before breaking down at the BET Awards. (Us Weekly)
Al Gore “emphatically” denies sexual assault allegations. (People)
Larry King wants Ryan Seacrest to replace him. Duh. (Popeater)
Report: Elin will get 3/4 of Tiger’s fortune. (The Sun)
Troubled ex-heartthrob Jeremy London seeks an injunction against his mother and brother. (AP)
Is Vienna posing for Playboy? Ack! (Radar)
Katherine Jackson will produce movies about MJ. (TMZ)
Rob Lowe: The new Dan Abrams? (Page Six)
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Between The Lines: Why Your Celeb Wedding Will Make You Famous
Tabloid readers always been obsessed with celebrity weddings. We cooed over Brad and Jen, marveled at the excess of Star Jones and Al Reynolds, and imagined ourselves in that Italian castle with Katie Holmes and her couch-jumper, Tom Cruise.
We love weddings so much that we are always waiting for the next one. Right now the glossy magazines are full of rumors about Reese Witherspoon and her agent boyfriend Jim Toth. We have our fingers crossed for Bradley Cooper and Renee… More »
Celebrity Tweetup: Non Sequiturs
Remember when you were in middle school and the Simpson’s line “purple monkey dishwasher” just summed up everything that was funny about irreverent humor? Haha, all these words that don’t belong together, in a sentence! That’s sort of what was going on in our celebrity Twitter feed today.
Kat Dennings (@officialkat) is starting to scare us.
Shut up, Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino (@ItsTheSituation). You are like the K-Fed of right now, with your herpes and your rapping.
We wish we got as excited… More »
Ryan Seacrest’s Stalker Gets 2 Years In Jail
We’re not sure what to think of the California judge’s sentencing today of Chidi Uzomah, the 26-year old who was convicted of stalking American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest this year; caught twice loitering around buildings where the star was, knife in hand. Yes, this guy is obviously crazy-pants and should totally be locked up, but two years in prison? This dude should be locked away in psychiatric care.
We’re pretty sure that if you’re a celebrity stalker, you immediately get to… More »
Between The Lines: Most Annoying Things Celebrities Do In The Media
Each week in Between the Lines, we shed some insidery light on the weird world of celebrities — specifically, how they’re covered in the media. This includes downward spirals (what up, Lindsay?), paparazzi tip-offs (that means you, Angelina) and those wrongfully accused of ruining American Idol (once again, Seacrest is not responsible). You know what though? None of the above is nearly as annoying as Stephanie Pratt, whose sole purpose in life seems to copy Lauren Conrad. Indeed, whenever She-Pratt… More »
