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Heather Locklear busted for DUI

Heather Locklear busted for DUI

var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(234,275,142653,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()O noes! Actress Heather Locklear was busted for driving under the influence this weekend. Apparently, she was in Santa Barbara and was driving all over the road; some residents of the area called it in and she got busted. From the sound of it, she wasn’t drinking, but she had taken too much prescription medication. I didn’t know doctors prescribed vodka these days – my doctor’s been lying to me all this time, dammit!

Anyway, Heather’s… More »

Want to buy a pair of Michael Jackson’s underpants?

Want to buy a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants?

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Anyone who’s ever wanted to own a pair of Wacko Jacko’s underpants….which, I sincerely hope, is NO ONE, can buy them tomorrow on eBay for one million dollars. Dang! That’s a lot of money for tighty whities! Here’s more:

MICHAEL Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants… More »