I have terrible, terrible news for you all: Your favorite fictional characters have begun to turn to lives of crime. Gone are the days of the ski mask; these days, robbers and crooks are donning Halloween costumes and character masks to carry out their evil deeds. What can we do to stop this horrible trend?! We must save the characters! More »
Santa is being attacked by adorable little Hummel-esque figurines! Barnaby Barford‘s collection titled “The Good, the bad, and the Belle” are little reminders that youth isn’t always innocent. So buy these little devils and then smash them to remind yourself that adulthood really is the best! More »
Remember when you were a kid and you thought that Santa Claus was the most magical, most famous person in the world? Surprise! He’s got nothing on folks like Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez and Snooki. This year, if you’re really lucky, one of these celebs will come down your chimney on Christmas morning. More »
I hate SantaCon, the annual pubcrawl where people dressed in Santa costumes invade urban areas all over the world and get wasted. If you live in New York, SantaCon happened this past weekend, meaning that every drinking establishment you went to was invaded by drunk and increasingly touchy fat men in suits. More »
Watching the end of the Thanksgiving Day Parade last week, we couldn’t help but notice that Santa Claus looked a little… well… creepy. We felt bad for even thinking something negative about jolly old Saint Nick, but we couldn’t help it! So we got to wondering: are there other people out there who have off-kilter ideas about Santa? YouTube has spoken and the answer is a resounding “Ho ho, um, totally.” More »
Ever since the Insane Clown Posse came out with their “Miracles” and magnets video earlier this year, we’ve been reminded that even Faygo-drinking Juggalos have feelings, even if those feelings are best described as “throwing feces at Tila Tequila during a concert.” Now ICP is back with a holiday video (though Tavis Smiley will be happy to see their is a Christ-mas element with Santa Claus), letting all the good boys and girls know what’s going in their stocking. More »
We take issue with the syntax of this t-shirt’s text, but find it pretty hilarious nonetheless. Although we do think it should be banned from elementary schools — because what a terrible way to find out you know how to read! Inquiring minds want to know: can we get this in a onesie? More »
That’s a lucky Santa!
Paris sent this picture full of Christmas wishes to all the fans on Twitter with a big XOXO thrown in for good measure. Pictured with her is her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The couple looks stunning and sophisticated! What do you think Doug is getting her for Christmas this year?
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