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Video: All These Kids Got Puppies For Christmas!

Video: All These Kids Got Puppies For Christmas!

It’s a day-after-Christmas round-up of the highest order: All these kids got puppies for Christmas! And they’re so totally excited! Based on the sheer volume of ecstatic kids, we suspect Santa may be running a puppy mill over there in the North Pole.
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Video: Santa Arrests Sicilian Mobster

Video: Santa Arrests Sicilian Mobster

The latest Sicilian hero? A man dressed as Santa who stopped a mobster from making a cash drop to a mob family named, incredibly, Santapaola. Santa, you’re so gangsta!

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OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious

OSIC: Drunk Santas Are Ho Ho Ho-larious

Can you think of anyone more moral and upstanding than Santa Claus? He’s totally selfless and jolly, and he’s even willing to work on Christmas. But sometimes even santa gets drunk. We spiked the Christmas Eve eggnog just to see the hilarious results. More »

The Daily WTF: Santa Zombie

The Daily WTF: Santa Zombie

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Watch Santa Tour The Globe With Google Earth

Watch Santa Tour The Globe With Google Earth

Today is Christmas Eve, which means that presents are en route to Christmas trees around the world. And NORAD is working with Google Maps to track Santa’s progress around around the globe.

Each year, Norad (North American Aerospace Defense Command) tracks Santa as he travels the world delivering presents. And each year, I wonder if kids ask why Santa is animated. More »

Art Crush: The Best Interpretations Of Santa

Art Crush: The Best Interpretations Of Santa

We all know what Santa Claus is supposed to look like: red hat, white beard, total beer belly. But in the hands of artists, Saint Nick becomes a hot dude, a wolf, a tattooed biker and a soldier. Ho ho ho! Check out the most awesomely bizarre interpretations of Santa out there. More »

Gallery: Hot Guys Dressed As Santa

Gallery: Hot Guys Dressed As Santa

Anyone else ever have that fantasy where it’s late on Christmas Eve and you hear rustling from the chimney so you go to check it out and out pops Santa, but he isn’t old and bearded, he’s young and super hot, and then before you know it he’s stripped you out of your snowman pajama pants and pushed you up against the Christmas tree, and… Anyone? No?

How about you get back to us after you check out this gallery of hot dudes dressed as Saint Nick.
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Gleek Of The Week: ChristmasGlee!

Gleek Of The Week: ChristmasGlee!

Now before we start getting all dewy-eyed and reindeer-nosed about this week’s heartwarming episode, I would like to point out several fundamental flaws in our New Directions attitudes toward the Yuletide in this very special episode of Glee. Then on to our (pretty obvious) Gleek of Week. More »

Paris Sends Christmas Wishes!

Paris Sends Christmas Wishes!

That’s a lucky Santa!

Paris sent this picture full of Christmas wishes to all the fans on Twitter with a big XOXO thrown in for good measure. Pictured with her is her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. The couple looks stunning and sophisticated! What do you think Doug is getting her for Christmas this year?

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Paris Hilton a Sexy Santa!

Paris Hilton a Sexy Santa!

Paris Hilton promotes her Siren fragrance at Macy’s in the Glendale Galleria dressed in a sexy Santa outfit.

During the event she talked about her various businesses. “It’s really exciting that I’ve bought this brand. There’s 16 different licences that I do – I do acting, music and TV. It’s a lot of fun, so right now we’re creating some different TV shows which I’m going to star in as well as produce and I’m just finishing up my new… More »