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Sophie B. Hawkins wants to lay Sarah Palin down to sleep. Or if she did, we will wake up happy. (Jezebel)
Crush Links: Taylor Momsen Forgot Her Pants At Justin Bieber’s Movie Premiere
How did we miss this? Taylor Momsen dressed like a dominatrix for Justin Bieber‘s movie premiere. (Us)
Aw. The Biebs says that girlfriend Selena Gomez is amazing, and he’s gonna get her flowers for Valentine’s. (celebuzz)
Sarah Palin wants to deport Christina Aguilera “back to wherever she came from” for screwing up the National Anthem. So, Staten Island? (Us)
Meanwhile, Bristol Palin is threatening to run for political office. (ONTD) More »
Crushable Quotable: Tracy Morgan Apologizes By Calling Sarah Palin A MILF
Tracy Morgan‘s attempts at damage control are pretty hilarious. Last week, he got in trouble with TNT for calling Sarah Palin masturbation material. And last night at the SAG Awards, Morgan threw the network a bone (pun intended?) by clarifying his earlier controversial statement. On the red carpet, have gave the former vice presidential candidate a shout out:
“Sarah Palin, you’re the hottest MILF in the world!”
Crush Links: Tracy Jordan Insults Sarah Palin; Kasey Jordan Outs Charlie Sheen
Oops. Tracy Morgan called Sarah Palin “good masturbation material.” And now he’s in trouble with TNT. (THR)
Meanwhile, it’s KACEY Jordan who you’re looking for if you need a blow by blow of Charlie Sheen‘s most recent coke/porn binge. (TMZ)
Ooft. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards was deemed too drunk to fly this week. (TMZ)
Friday Night Lights alum Minka Kelly and Transformers actress Rachael Taylor might be your next Charlie’s Angels. (celebuzz)
Helena Bonham Cater often looks like a crazy person on the red carpet. But at least she’s having fun! (People) More »
Does Sarah Palin Know How The Internet Works?
Last week, we were confused when Sarah Palin retweeted our Manic Pixie Dream Girl fan fiction, and then promptly deleted that tweet. It was especially head-scratching because -as most people know – tweets don’t just disappear just because you trash them. So although her retweet didn’t show up on her page of the social-networking site, it was still visible on some people’s accounts.
We were ready to chalk the incident up to some glitch in Twitter’s system, but there was evidence that this wasn’t the first time the former governor had tried to erase her digital mark. Nor was it to be her last. More »
Parting Tweet: Sarah Palin Retweets Us. Then Deletes Us.
A funny thing happened today. Sarah Palin retweeted us. She picked up a tweet from our friend Mark Hemingway, who liked Drew’s awesome post about a day in the life of the manic pixie dream girl. Awesome! But then, twenty minutes later, she deleted it. What happened Sarah? Did we say something wrong? More »
Video: Jimmy Kimmel Ruins The Holidays
This video of Sarah Palin shooting Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer from last night’s ep of Jimmy Kimmel Live is depressing for a number of reasons:
1. Sarah Palin shoots Rudolph
2. Sarah Palin exists
3. Rudolph doesn’t exist More »
The 6 Worst Celebrity Geography Goofs
Over the weekend, Taylor Momsen was forced to apologize after she told the Scottish crowd at her concert that “Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.” Oops! Taylor’s mix-up is admittedly pretty funny, but at least the teen star had some sense what part of the world she was in. In terms of the history of celeb geography screw-ups, Taylor’s error hardly even ranks. Here are some of the most irredeemable mistakes to ever appear on the celebrity world map.
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Poll: Is Public Crying More Acceptable For Dudes?
Last week, politician John Boehner was interviewed on 60 Minutes and kind of cried like a little baby during his interview. But it was ok, because he was talking about important politicking things and that made him looked compassionate and caring.
And according to Sarah Palin, that interview proved that crying is more acceptable for male politicians than female ones. We think she’s actually got a point on that one. But that’s only because in real life, it’s much more acceptable for women to cry than men. What do you think? More »
Video: Kate Gosselin Makes Sarah Palin Look Positively Presidential
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin have been teaming up the past two weeks on TLC, with the Gosselin family (minus Jon) stopping by Sarah Palin’s Alaska. It was almost fun and games. Until Kate met the outdoors. And brought some of her characteristic annoyingness to the innocuous activity of camping. It’s all well and good that Kate isn’t much of a camper, but in the following clip, she basically curtails any fun that her kids are having and forces them back into civilization. More »
Fan Fiction: Aslan Runs For Public Office
Sarah Palin adjusted her perfectly coiffed hair, and put on her trademark glasses, staring at herself in the mirror. “It’s Primaries, bitches!” she yelled at her reflection, pumping herself up. The year was 2012, and the former Alaskan governor was running for president against her toughest opponent yet, Aslan the Lion. More »
KD Lang, Indigo Girls, And Faggots: A Guide To The Palins’ Confusing Facebook Homophobia
“Wow,” we thought when we read Bristol Palin‘s well-reasoned, thoughtful (no jk) response on Facebook this weekend. After Margaret Cho went public with news that her new best friendie Bristol Palin was forced into Dancing With The Stars by her mother, we expected an outraged rebuttal. After all, it doesn’t even really make sense: didn’t Bristol flaunt her short dresses and Sarah Palin-mocking outfits on the first episodes? More »
Will Homophobic Slurs And Pot Deals End Bristol Palin’s Run On ‘Dancing’?
Bristol Palin‘s reign on ABC’s show Dancing With The Stars has continued throughout this season of the show, despite her low scores and many detractors. But it’s been a rough week for Sarah Palin‘s daughters. Bristol and her sister Willow were caught writing homophobic slurs on Facebook last week, and now Willow has been accused of drinking and buying pot.
Will the backlash against Sarah Palin’s family finally be enough to kick Bristol off DWTS? There are plenty of people hoping to tip the scales against her tonight right now – including a vodka company offering free shots to votes against Bristol. More »
Sarah Palin Vs. Gawker – Harper Row is suing Nick Denton‘s media company for posting excerpts of Sarah Palin’s book before it was released. It should be an interesting case of 1st amendment rights versus the Right. (The Awl)
More On Willow Palin’s Horrible Facebook Homophobia
Yesterday we mentioned the controversy that befell 16-year-old Willow Palin after she posted homophobic remarks on a Facebook thread about her mom’s new TLC show. The story’s been picking up steam in the national media, partly because of the lack of an official statement or apology from any of the Palins.
The Inter-quarrell began when one of the Palin kids’ Facebook friends updated his status to express his opinion that Sarah Palin’s Alaska “is failing so hard right now.” Bristol Palin responded immediately, and little sis Willow jumped in soon after. Willow used the words “faggot” and “gay” in the pejorative to attack kids who disparaged against her family’s TV efforts (Dancing with the Stars included). She also called one kid, named Matt “effin fat as hell,” to which he responded: “& hello nice to meet you too Willow, I have Crones (sic) disease and am steroids for my stomach causing me to gain weight. I take them twice a day to stay alive, I know I’m not the skinniest person alive, but you started the shit.”
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Willow Palin used homophobic slurs in a Facebook rant - She was trying to defend her mother’s show against an attacking teen. Nice choice of words, Willow. Great way to help Mom out! Also, she mixed up “your” and “you’re,” which may be the more egregious offense. (OMG)
‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska’: TLC’s Tribute to Glacial Hotness
Many people were worried when they heard that Sarah Palin was doing a reality show about living in Alaska. Wouldn’t it just be one long network-sponsored advertisement for the former governor’s possible presidential bid? After all, Palin has shown herself to be nothing if not media savvy.
Those people should not have worried: After watching TLC’s premiere of Sarah Palin’s Alaska, we’re pretty sure the program is trying harder to sell you on the majestic beauty of both its subjects than any sort of political ideology. More »
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin is Back! – Guess when things are starting to look grim for the Democrats in 2012, it’s time to bring out the big guns for Letterman. Did ya’ know that Tina Fey single-handidly won the election for Barack Obama because of her ability to mock Palin’s accent? (via Comedy Central Insider)
What’s Halloween Without Celebrity Jack-O-Lanterns?
Can you believe Halloween is this weekend? We haven’t even gotten our pumpkin yet! Much less decided how to carve it (though we doubt we’ll go with anything more complicated than two eyes and a scraggly-toothed smile). If like us, you’re in need of some jack-o-lantern inspiration, check out this gallery of pumpkins carved with celebrity faces. Some are spookier than intended. More »
