6:00 – Dream, write down dreams in dreams
9: 00 – Wake up, physically
9:15 – Wake up, intellectually
9:18 – Breakfast weed
9:19 – Heh
9:20 – Check email/play Angry Birds
9:24 – Laugh break
9:27 – Edit term paper on Bill Viola
9:28 – Refresher on who is Bill Viola
9:30: – Abs
9:40 – Arms
9:50 – Cheekbones
10:00 – Record DVD commentary for that movie about the guy without the arm or what was it?
10:30 – Ponder the human condition
10:34 – Giggle break
10:36 – Do some coursework reading
10:42 – Snacks
11:00 – Host the 2nd Annual Ladies’ Digestive Yogurt Commercial Awards
11:30 – Band practice via iPad FaceTime
11:50 – Sign some checks. Try putting “Dr.” before name.
12:00 – Brunch with Richard Prince
12:30 – Lunch with Richard Prince painting
12:40 – Lunch weed
12:50 – Shoot Shake Weight infomercial ironically
1:04 – Photoshoot with Terry Richardson, bring taxidermy
1:20 – Learn to whistle
1:30 – Chuckle break
2:00 – Record album of whistling. Steve Martin?
2:30 – Guffaw break
2:35 – Start a t-shirt company with Bryan Greenberg?
2:38 – Fuck the patriarchy
2:40 – Donate a bench to the MoMa, give Quentin Crisp’s name
3:00 – Cuddle with kittens
3:10 – Awww
3:12 – Brainstorm new ways to be sexually subversive
3:15 – Shit-eating grin break
3:30 – Homework
4:00 – 7:00 – Nap
7:00 – Host the 10th Annual Best Shade of Blue Awards
7:20 – Read a chapter of Das Kapital, aloud
7:23 – Lollipops?
7:25 – Grin break
7:30 – Apply to PhD programs in London. Physics, biology?
7:45 – Google self. Art project?
8:05 – Hahahahahahaha?
8:30 – Host the 145th Annual Award Show Awards
9:00 – Dinner weed
9:15 – Question sexuality
9:20 – Me time
10:00 – Join Kalup Linzy, Chloe Sevigny and Gary Busey for opening of new underground club in the F train tunnel
10:15 – Shoot Shake Weight infomercial unironically
10:30 – Skype session with long-term girlfriend
10:31 – Double check on long-term girlfriend’s name
10:40 – Think about Art
10:50 – Write a novella. Themes of boyhood and homosexuality?
11:00 – Dessert weed
11:10 – Universe: real?
11:15 – Phone call with Stephen Hawking
11:20 – Phone call with Mom
11:30 – Challenge kid from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark to a duel
11:40 – Question sexuality
11:50 – Stand-up comedy? Look into it.
12:00 – Wayward stare break
12: 30 – Eyes closed, satisfied grin, drool pooling around lips break
1:00 – What is Time?
1:30 – Invite Kalup Linzy, Chloe Sevigny, Gary Busey and Susan Sarandon over for midnight snack weed
2:00 – Sex
2:20 – Take up the theremin
2:30 – Sleep, dream about writing down dream in dreams.

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Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson were photographed at the Eurostar terminal in London to take the train over to Paris. Lindsay – looking casual and comfortable in the oversized white sweater – shot some winning smiles for the paparazzi.

The Mirror is reporting that Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are flying to Paris to take a break and pick out engagement rings. “After spending weeks discussing rings, they want to visit two leading jewellers there with their finalised design,” their source says.

Lindsay Lohan’s rep denies any engagement rumors. And any person who takes 2 seconds to fact check can go hop to Samantha’s event page and see that Sam has a DJ gig planned in Paris on November 15th. That said, she also has a gig the same night back in London, so her schedule looks pretty hectic!

Sam’s last gig in England is planned for November 16th, when it looks like the pair will either then, or soon thereafter, fly to Dubai for a couple of nights before returning to the US.

More photos of Lindsay off to Paris after the jump…

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