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How I Almost Hooked Up With My Fantasy Crush
When I was in high school, I had a crush on this MTV guy. I’m not going to set off his Google alert, but suffice it to say he had glasses (oh, did he ever!) and seemed like the kind of nice Jewish boy I’d like to talk about literature and the news with while snuggling. After high school, I kind of forgot about him, but when a mutual friend offered to bring me to his birthday party a few years ago (’09), I took him up on the offer. More »
Aubrey Plaza Deadpans That She Had Sex With Bill Murray, Is Pregnant With His Baby
Bill Murray stories: everybody’s got one! More »
Poll: Do You Think The Banned Shame Poster Is Too Graphic?
This Shame poster is a little NSFW, if you take issue with bodily fluids. But if you’ve seen this NC-17 film, then you’ll probably appreciate the poster that Hungary banned. More »
Is This A Photo Of Juliette Lewis Having Sex With Terry Richardson?
Yes! No! I don’t know! Let’s examine the evidence. More »
The 7 Best Quotes From Tucker Max’s Retirement Interview
Now that he’s 35, Hilarity Ensues author Tucker Max wants to put his womanizing, hard-partying ways behind him and start a family. Plus, he’s into psychoanalysis! Here are our favorite quotes from the brand-new Tucker Max. More »
The Daily WTF: Purity Bear Won’t Let You Have Sex
No, not Pedo Bear — Purity Bear is part of a religious sex-ed video, but he ends up being creepy and condescending. (Like all religious sex ed teachings.) More »
Lindsay Lohan Is A Prostitute And Was Involved In Osama Bin Laden’s Death, Says Crazy Ex-Marine
It’s like a low-rent version of Homeland: Crazy ex-Marine claims that Lindsay Lohan is the one to absolve him of helping to kill Osama bin Laden. That, and she’s a high-end prostitute. More »
The Daily WTF: Pizza Pinups
Are you a pizzasexual? Then L’asso‘s 2012 Pizza Is My Lover calendar is for you. More »
Sinead O’Connor Gets Back With Estranged Husband, Tweets More Inappropriate Things
Well, that was fast. Just one week after announcing the end of her two-week marriage to Barry Herridge, Sinead O’Connor is back in the saddle. The sex saddle. More »
Lady Gaga’s Fans Think ‘Marry The Night’ Is About Her Having An Abortion
Is the medical trauma depicted in Lady Gaga‘s “Marry the Night” music video an abortion that the singer experienced? After all, she says, “The entire story’s true, and it’s through the lens of how I choose to repaint my past.” More »
Derek Jeter Sends His Hook-Ups Home With Signed Yankees Memorabilia
Most one-night stands may only leave you with a hangover, an intense need to shower, and a vague fear of exposure to STDs, but it is not so for the lucky ladies who bed famed Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. In addition to the aforementioned things, they leave his Trump Tower fuck pad with gift baskets brimming with autographed Yankees memorabilia. (Maybe herpes too, but we’re not going to talk about that because look, presents.) Score! More »
Update: Sinead O’Connor Posted A Crazy And Inappropriate Wedding Announcement
Well, it looks like at least the first day of Sinead O’Connor‘s new marriage to Berry Herridge is going well. The Irish songstress has updated us all on the arrangement via her blog, and it sure does take a turn for the salacious: More »
Ke$ha Starts A Blog Dedicated To Her Beard Fetish
You’ve got to hand it to Ke$ha: her talents may be dubious, but they are legion. In addition to writing annoying-but-catchy radio hits, wearing mullet dresses, and dueling with James Van Der Beek, she can now add one more weird line to her resume: Founder and Editor-In-Chief of her very own beard fetish blog. More »
Doug Hutchison Drops Out Of Movie Because Of Sex Scenes With A Teenager
In other news: Doug Hutchison is a big ol’ hypocrite and will only have sex with teenagers in real life. More »
Sex On The Wire: What Their Fave Holiday Dish Says About Your Man
• Would you have sex in public? (College Candy)
• How guys look at online dating profiles. (Betty Confidential)
• What their favorite holiday dish says about their dating. (The Frisky)
• Be grateful for love. (YourTango)
• Why to ditch a bad date. (The Stir)
• Getting too comfortable in serious relationships. (College Crush)
Teenager Got DUI Because Her Boyfriend Wouldn’t Take Her To See Breaking Dawn
Boyfriends, take note. More »
Sex On The Wire: Protect Your Relationship During Holidays
• Relationships: life savers vs. life ruiners. (College Candy)
• Celebs that reunite for the sake of their kids. (Betty Confidential)
• People sexually attracted to inanimate objects. (The Frisky)
• How to ignore everyone else in regards to your relationship. (College Crush)
• Man trying to find love scammed. (The Stir)
• Protect your relationship during the holidays. (YourTango)
• Are women not having enough sex? (Divine Caroline)
The Many Faces Of James Van Der Beek In His New Lifetime Movie Jodi Picoult’s Salem Falls
James Van Der Beek plays an innocent sex offender accused of statutory rape by a second girl… You’d think there would be plenty of opportunities for him to scrunch up his face and recreate the Crying Dawson meme, right? Mostly. More »