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Selena Gomez Should Stop Pretending Like She’s Embarrassed By Her PDA With Justin Bieber
Why did Selena Gomez claim her kiss cam experience with boyfriend Justin Bieber was “the most humiliating thing” that’s ever happened to her? Could it be because she looked like a normal awkward teenager instead of a (wholesomely) sexy pop star? More »
Joe Millionaire Will Not Be Getting Any Furtive Blowjobs In The Woods Considering What He Looks Like Now
It used to be that Evan Marriott was so good-looking he could fool women into thinking he was rich, or into joining him in the woods in famous reality-TV moments. No longer… Click through to see what the Joe Millionaire star looks like now. More »
Is He Just Using You For Sex?
There’s nothing worse than falling head over heels for a guy and then suspecting that he’s just using you for sex. More »
The Daily WTF: Pheromone Parties, Where Your Dirty T-Shirt Finds You A Scentmate
Step 1: Wear the same shirt to bed for three days. Step 2: Put in a bag and bring to a pheromone party. Step 3: Let others sniff your natural odor, and do the same til you find one you like. Step 4: Everlasting love?! More »
Video: Zac Efron Has A Bra Unhooking Contest With Jimmy Kimmel
This bra unhooking thing is going to follow Zac Efron around for the rest of his life, isn’t it? He’s going to be old and in a nursing home, and people are still going to be like “ZOMG Zac Efron, show me how you unhook a bra, you naughty little teen actor.” More »
Rumor Has It Gerard Butler Hooked Up In A Porta-Potty At Coachella
Not having any sort of controlled substances is really taking its toll on Gerard Butler, who acted like a middle-schooler at Coachella last weekend: Not being allowed to drink, freaking, and making out with a stranger in a Porta-Potty, if the rumors are to be believed. More »
Video: Accepting Your Sexuality, Whether You’re Gay, Straight Or Something In Between
This week, Sexy Times host Lena Chen tackles a tough question from a confused girl. She asks, “Last year I came out as a lesbian. But then I started seeing this guy. What do you think? Am I gay or straight?” More »
HBO’s Girls Has A Sexually Conservative Streak, But It’s Still Great
When I first began reading about HBO’s new series Girls, it raised my sex-positive feminist hackles with something that sounded uncomfortably like gender essentialism. Then I watched and read a little further, and was pleasantly surprised. More »
Video: Zac Efron Demonstrates His Bra-Un-Hooking Skills, Might Be The Next Ryan Gosling
Is Zac Efron trying to be the next Ryan Gosling? His gradual increase in sexual agency says yes. More »
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Breasts Will Save Lifetime’s The Client List
Art imitates life in The Client List: Just as former pageant queen Riley must prance around in ridiculous lingerie outfits to pay her mortgage, so will star Jennifer Love-Hewitt‘s bust keep this deliriously bad soap on the air, and maybe even to season 2. More »
Gallery: The Best Of The #Replacebandnameswithorgasms Trending Topic
Sometimes a twitter trending topic comes along that’s so dumb it’s genius. The latest of these is #replacebandnameswithorgasms, and it’s even better when the person doesn’t quite get it. Here are some of my favorite iterations of the meme that I’ve seen. (“30 Seconds To Orgasm” is one of them, which is why I’ve used Jared Leto‘s lovely face for the main photo.) More »
Internet Pals, Shady Coaches, And Cult Leaders: Degrassi‘s 7 Most Guilty-Pleasure Predatory Characters
Coach Carson, Emma’s online boyfriend “Jordan,” LoveQueen16, and others—meet Degrassi‘s adult characters who preyed on these poor kids in what made for scary, guilty-pleasure plotlines. More »
A Twilight Wedding Is One Thing, But Copying The Wedding Night Bed Is Taking It Too Far
For her special day, Abigail Cullen — oh, yes — wanted to wear Bella Swan’s wedding dress, eat her wedding cake, and maybe even have sex in a replica of the Breaking Dawn bed… and she found a man who was willing to do all of this! More »
5 Facts About 16 And Pregnant Star Katie Yeager
Katie Yeager — part of the 16 and Pregnant season 4 cast — is a type-A high school senior with clear dreams of getting out of Wyoming and going to school in Denver. She even knows how to use birth control! It’s such a shame when normal kids like her end up on MTV reality shows. Here’s what you should know about Katie and her cute baby Molli J. More »
Video: Robert Pattinson Attempts To Grow Up His Image With Sexy/Violent Cronenberg Role
It seems like only yesterday, Robert Pattinson was making tortured doe eyes at Kristen Stewart in a Mormon-funded abstinence PSA called Twilight, and now he’s doing sex and violence all over the place in a new film by David Cronenberg. Click through to watch the trailer! More »
Video: Here’s A Montage Of All The Ladies Don Draper Sexed In Season 4 Of Mad Men
All of them. More »
The Daily WTF: Objectum Sexual Woman Falls In Love With The Statue Of Liberty
Objectum sexuals are back in the zeitgeist, with Amanda Whittaker telling how she ended a relationship with her drum kit for Lady Liberty. More »
Jessica Biel Used To Make Her Barbies Have Sex, Is Not Unique In This Regard
In the latest issue of W Magazine, Jessica Biel talks about all the boring things actresses usually talk about in interviews: being a tomboy, her rebellious teen phase, and her love of healthy physical activity. But one thing I found kind of amusing was that when asked about whether she’d had Barbies as a kid, she gave the following answer like it was in any way unique. More »
Scout Willis (Via Twitter Pseudonym) Brags About Drugs And Claims Terry Richardson Tried To Finger Her
Forget Rumer Willis—the kid to be watching in this family is 21-year-old Scout Willis. IvyGate thinks Scout is behind the Twitter account @BougPunk, where she viciously mocks her famous parents and thinks she’s hot shit with her partying, drug use, and anti-establishment tweets. More »
Burning Question: Did You Lose Your Virginity Before Your Favorite Celebs?
My first thought after I lost my virginity was “did I do it before my favorite celebs?” Since you’re the kind of person who reads Crushable, I’ll just assume you also thought the same thing. More »
