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Tyler Shields Photographed Demi Lovato Licking A Lollipop
I guess she’s not in rehab, after all. Demi Lovato, bullied for the way she looks, recently did a sexxxy photo shoot with Tyler Shields, who has seemingly devoted his life to photographing fallen starlets in b-movie poses. For the shoot, Demi chose the ever-subtle “sucking on a lollipop” trope, as if to say, “look at me now, bullies. Here I am, mimicking fellatio for the poor man’s Terry Richardson. There is literally nothing you can do to bring me down.” Click through for all the hott action. More »
Rihanna Tweets A Sexy Swimsuit Photo At A Fan
Looks like AnnaLynne McCord isn’t the only celebrity who likes to tweet sexy photos of herself at individual fans. More »
Video: Courtney Stodden Makes Her ‘Funny Or Die’ Debut On Jason Alexander’s Fake Talk Show
You knew this was coming. As part of her continuing quest to stay famous for 1.) being a sexually active teen, and 2.) dressing like a video vixen from the 80s, Courtney Stodden has appeared in a video for comedy site Funny Or Die. It also features the gravely missed Jason Alexander, so I’m sorry to report that the video is more “die” than “funny.” Can you guess what the premise is? More »
Check Out Rihanna’s Trippy New Video For ‘You Da One’
Warning: while not exactly NSFW, it contains a lot of crotch grabbing. More »
Poll: Did Dakota Fanning’s Perfume Ad Deserve To Be Banned In The UK?
Whether or not you think it deserved to be banned will probably depend a lot on whether you took the correct message from Lolita. More »
10 Celebrities Who Are Way Too Sexy for Utah
Two escort services in Utah are suing the state, saying that a law against touching oneself in a suggestive way basically means that people can be arrested for “acting too sexy.” That would be a huge issue if any of these stars visited Utah, since simply existing makes them hot. More »
5 Facts About Katrina Bowden, Esquire’s New Sexiest Woman Alive
Esquire magazine has bestowed its “Sexiest Woman Alive” title on Katrina Bowden, which presumably means that last year’s titleholder, Brooklyn Decker, is not sexy anymore. But who is Katrina, and how did she land this coveted title? More »
Sex On The Wire: Big Beauty
• Here’s hoping that 2011 is the year for plus-sized models like Crystal Renn…just like 2010 was supposed to be. (StyleBistro)
• When it burns to pee, it might not just be a UTI…(Lemondrop)
• The best flowchart to telling what your boyfriend is getting you for the holidays. (Frisky) More »
‘She Milked The Udders Tenderly’: Why Amish Romance Novels Are Kind Of Sexy
Welcome to the sexiest new trend in publishing: “Bonnet-rippers” are teen romance novels that are exclusively about the Amish, and their fanbase is building up faster than a community barn-building. None of that “his hot fleshy rod” or “her moist cleft” in these books, instead the most these guys and girls ever get around to doing is letting their hair down. Maybe. More »
Sex On The Wire: Barbie Strips For Calendar
• WeVibe: The confusing couples vibrator that will stop divorces! (The Gloss)
• Because Barbie can’t put herself though computer engineering school without a little help, she’d made a naked calendar. Creepy! (The Frisky)
• Whether you’re a male nurse or a female truck driver, people at jobs associated with the opposite gender are criticized more for their mess-ups. You lied, Free To Be You And Me! (Lemondrop) More »
Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand’s A Stripper Pole
Oh, how we admire Shakira. She’s the MacGyver of sexiness! Never have we seen someone so resourceful when it comes to turning everyday objects into vehicles for onstage seduction. Don’t have a bed? Then crawl around next to the drum kit. Is that a guitar? Nope, it’s an imaginary boyfriend. Roadie forget to pack your stripper pole? Not a problem, just grab the mic stand and hold on tight. More »
Video: Can a Kitty Be Sexy?
I’m no Furry apologist. I think people that ascribe sexual adjectives to animals are gross. And yet…there is something about the mellow jazz playing in the background, the seductive swoosh of this kitty’s tail, her laconic paw-dip into the milk glass… More »
Mariah Carey’s Guide to Pantsless Halloween Costumes
Want to look sexy yet original this Halloween? Already have that perfect idea in mind? But oh no, what if your costume requires pants? Don’t fret, Mariah Carey has got you completely (er, semi-completely) covered. This glittery diva is a Halloween pro and she knows how to coax any costume in the world out of its slacks. More »
Sex on the Wire: Sorry For the Gonorrhea, Guatemala
• Lets all tune in today as Hillary Clinton apologizes to Guatemala on behalf of America for giving the entire country STDs in the 60s. It was just a different time, man! (Nerve)
• Oh good, another “sexy” Russian cyber-spy. Can we just move all the future James Bond movies onto the Internet?? (Gawker)
• Why should you date a white guy? Well here, let this entire new blog devoted to the subject fill you in! (The Gloss)
• Today is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and Crushable has teamed up with Ralph Lauren’s Pink Pony in order to promote the worthwhile cause. (Styleite)
• Oh good, that’s what we needed: More naked Na’vi’s. Thanks Hustler! Nobody thought of that great idea yet (except all of the Internet, 10 months ago). (Fleshbot)
• Eliot Spitzer‘s new CNN show isn’t going to cover sex scandals. Weird! (The Wrap)
• Madonna’s new Dolce and Gabonna ad makes us feel funny inside, like when grandma tries to be sexy. (College Candy) More »
Jon Hamm and Rebecca Hall In ‘W’: Because This Summer Wasn’t Hot Enough
Oh come on you two! Jon Hamm and Rebecca Hall (Vicky Cristina, Barcelona) graced the cover on W Magazine for August as part of a promotion for their latest film, The Town. We wished we looked this good when we rolled out of bed in the morning, dripping with sweat and uncomfortably hot. See more pics here. More »
Want To See Kellan Lutz’s S*%@?
Calvin’s got them f@*#ing covered: This racy new commercial for Calvin Klein’s new underwear campaign features Twilight’s Kellan Lutz, The Deep End’s Mechad Brooks, Japanese soccer star Hidetoshi Nakata, and tennis star Fernando Verdasco all wondering if you want to see their f@*#ing s*&^. Um…no comment.
What do you think about the risque ad? And…who wants to start a petition to have Mechad’s lawyer character on The Deep End try all his court cases shirtless from now on?
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Jessica Alba Half Naked in Idle Hands
Remember Idle Hands? I totally forgot Jessica Alba was in this movie until I ran across this video. Check out Jessica Alba as Molly in Idle Hands first in an angel costume crawling through the AC tunnels and later almost get killed in her bra and underwear. It didn’t take long before the local honky saved the day only to hook up with her seconds later…
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Jessica Alba Sexy Dance from Honey
Remember Jessica Alba’s steamy, sexy lap dance on Honey? Well, personally I consider if one of the all time sexiest Jessica Alba scenes and I am sure you’ll agree as well. Remember this dance? What is your favorite Jessica Alba scene/moment?
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Jessica Alba Never Felt So Unsexy as During Pregnancy
During Jessica Alba’s pregnancy there were rumors about her being unhappy with her body (duh) and what it turned into and this week we are confirmed that Jessica indeed had some serious problems when it comes to her looks during the pregnancy. “I never felt less sexy” said Alba to Cosmopolitan (U.K.) when asked about the pregnancy period and added “I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world … but I wanted to get rid of all… More »
Even More Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
The consistent flow of Jessica Alba bikini pictures that was delivered across the net today on a daily basis can make any Alba fan happy and today Jessica did not fail to surprise. Again.
Jessica showed up to the beach in a black and white bikini and played some football along with Cash, Baron Davis (basketball player) and another girl.
She then, wen back into the room, grabbed Honor Marie and eventually laid around and caught some sun…. More »