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Video: Kid With A Banana Mic Sings Ke$ha

Liana Maeby — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 20:16:51 +0000

Nothing would make us happier than to see Tommy Dumont reach Justin Bieber-levels of fame, although something tells us that won’t be happening any time soon. But at least Tommy can have his day in the sun with this video of himself singing Ke$ha‘s “We R Who We R” into a piece of fruit.

Tommy passed through our radar once before when he belted Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” into his trusty banana (that time clad in a pretty awesome pair of Mickey Mouse PJs.) What’s next, Little Tommy?

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Chris Brown whines about stores not stocking his new album

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:59:41 +0000

As if we didn’t need any further proof that Chris Brown has a bit of an anger problem, now he’s using his Twitter account to whine and moan about various retailers not stocking his new album. WAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shoot, I don’t know, Chris….maybe it’s just that your album is CRAP? Not any kind of big conspiracy? Yeah, that would make too much sense.

Chris Brown is Angry That People Are Angry That He Hits Women (manolith.com)
LISTEN: Chris Brown’s Comeback Single (spin.com)
Chris Brown Explains Story Behind ‘Famous Girl’ … Sort Of (mtv.com)
eat your heart out chris brown! (popbytes.com)

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Amy Winehouse getting back together with junkie ex-husband

Wendy Boswell — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:30:11 +0000

Amy Winehouse, best known for injecting, snorting, or drinking everything in sight, is topping off her list of accomplishments by getting back together with fellow junkie ex-husband Blake. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!

Apparently she’s been skitting around with him for a while, sneaking into night clubs, making potholders at the rehab halfway house where he currently is ~~incarcerated~~ staying, flipping the bird at her parents and fans, you know, normal (for Amy) stuff. Why, Amy, Why??!?!?

Her parents are not happy (obviously), and his mom thinks they’re going to get hitched again. Because the first time just WORKED SO WELL, didn’t it. Amy Jade Winehouse, you are totally GROUNDED. Get your little hiney back to that cabana in the tropics this very instant!

is amy winehouse engaged? (popbytes.com)
Amy Winehouse’s Missing Millions (inquisitr.com)

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Rihanna is not going to rule out a lesbian fling

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:40:49 +0000

Singer Rihanna is definitely keeping herself in the news lately! First with the whole Chris Brown is a tool thing at every news outlet in town, now with a new revelation that she is keeping herself open to the whole girl on girl action thing. Here’s what she had to say about that:

“All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I could see myself in a relationship with a girl.”

Do you agree with this statement? Why or why not?

Speaking of Rihanna, here’s a great video of her filming behind the scenes for her new album titled “Rated R”:

Chris Brown dropped from Timbaland album (guardian.co.uk)
Chris Brown Apologizes In MTV News Special (mtv.com)
Rihanna Calls Assault ‘Humiliating’ And ‘Embarrassing’ On ‘Good Morning America’ (mtv.com)
Domestic Violence Is Hilarious – When Directed At Men [Complicated Conversations] (jezebel.com)
Rihanna ‘humiliated’ by nude shots (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Lady Gaga falls during live performance – watch

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:19:13 +0000

I know that it’s considered uncool to like Lady Gaga, but I don’t care – I think she’s a great singer, although I don’t care too much for her stage antics (the MTV VMA awards area good example). Here’s Lady Gaga in Montreal; she gets up to dance with her backup dancers and takes a pretty good fall, but she gets right back up again with the help of a dancer behind her. I guess that’s what you get for dancing in four inch heels, huh?

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Adam Lambert makes a fool of himself at the AMA’s

Wendy Boswell — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:10:11 +0000

Adam Lambert is not on American Idol anymore, and boy, does he want everyone to know about it. At the American Music Awards, the flamboyant singer simulated having oral sex on stage (seriously), grabbed his crotch repeatedly, fell down, made out with a band member, and topped it off by flipping everyone off. Here’s a video:

Now, I’m no prude, but this was gross. Embarrassing to watch. If he’s trying to convince us he’s a good singer, just SING and leave out all the porno dance moves.

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Has Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith?

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:32:23 +0000

Now, I’m hoping this isn’t true, but rumor has it that Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith.

Here’s what fellow band member Joe Perry had to say about it:

“Steven quit as far as I can tell,” Perry said from his Boston home. “I don’t know anymore than you do about it. I got off the plane two nights ago. I saw online that Steven said that he was going to leave the band. I don’t know for how long, indefinitely or whatever. Other than that, I don’t know.”

After famously falling off the stage in a Sturgis, North Dakota concert and breaking his shoulder, apparently Steven has been out of contact with the rest of the band members, and this is apparently normal…plus, he’s been making noises about leaving the band for quite a while now. As far as replacing Steven, this is what Joe had to say:

“As far as replacing Steve, it’s not just about that, it’s also four guys that play extremely well together, and I’m not going to see that go to waste. I really don’t know what path it’s going to take at this point, but we’ll probably find somebody else that will sing in those spots where we need a singer and then we’ll be able to move the Aerosmith up a notch, move the vibe up a notch.”

Yeah, I don’t think that Steven Tyler could EVER be replaced, is he kidding?!?!

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Amy Winehouse got herself some new boobies!

Wendy Boswell — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:57:00 +0000

What happens when you put an emaciated druggie in contact with some serious silicon?

THIS!!

Oh, Amy Winehouse, you sad little fembot you. I love how you’re trying to get all sexy and all with the new boobies, but I just can’t get past the whole staggering around drunk/wasting all your money/crackhead thing. You know. Oh, and remarrying your former husband Blake Civil-Fielding was just the classiest move ever – I guess at least those new boobs will go to good use!

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Amy Winehouse’s dad likes her new boobs. In other news, EWWWWW

Wendy Boswell — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:30:23 +0000

So I don’t know about you, but if I had a dad and he told me that he liked my boobs, I’d be all “Where’s that Chris Hansen fella when you need him”?

Anyway, singer Amy Winehouse has gone through a bit of bad times this past year (that’s putting it mildly) and to celebrate, she got some new boobies! Because after you go through a divorce, drugs, etc., that’s the first thing I would think of – bigger gazumbas. Wouldn’t you?

Her dad showed up on British talk show This Morning and said this about his dopehead daughter:

His daughter is, “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well.” He then smiled and said, “I shouldn’t have said that should I? She looks absolutely fantastic.”

Ah, now that’s what I call fatherly love. Creepy, uncomfortable, fatherly love.

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