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Rihanna Skips Cats, Uses Twitter To Deal With Her Loneliness

Molly Horan — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:12:06 +0000

On next Monday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show Rihanna reveals her love life is lacking, but she’s found the cure for long lonely nights. The singer explained to Ellen, “My personal life is pretty much non-existent — which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for ‘her.” Her, of course, is referring to Rihanna’s sad, lonely vagina. Unfortunately for all the teen boys who might see this admission as an opening, Rihanna isn’t filling her sexless hours building an OKCupid profile, she’s filling the void with tweets. She let the world know, “It’s not fun — that’s why I stay on Twitter a lot, so I can [chat] with my fans — because I don’t get any booty calls.” So if Rihanna’s tweeting ever slows down, I guess we’ll know why. In the meantime her Twitter followers will be happy to hit her up at 3am, just to chat.

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Sex On The Wire: Should You Hookup With Your Crush?

Emily Moorhouse — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:30:53 +0000

• Should you hookup with your crush over the holidays? (College Candy)

• Why you should be thankful for being single. (The Frisky)

• A soul mate friend. (College Crush)

• Are you in a healthy relationship?(YourTango)

• Cringe-worthy things we’ve done for love. (The Stir)

• Is Kate Middleton actually pregnant? (Betty Confidential)

• What makes us trust someone. (Divine Caroline)

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Sex On The Wire: Facing Your Facebook Break Up

Emily Moorhouse — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:30:36 +0000

• Sex is for both parties. (College Candy)

• How to keep your dignity when dating. (Betty Confidential)

• Celebs first orgasm. (The Frisky)

•Facing your break up on Facebook. (College Crush)

• Do you feel obligated to have sex? (YourTango)

• Vows for the beginning of a relationship. (Divine Caroline)

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Crush Links: Bachelorette Reject Ben F May Be On His Way To Finding Love

Emily Moorhouse — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:31:41 +0000

New song release by Jay-Z, featuring his wifey, Beyoncé and Kanye West. Listen here. (Hollywood Hiccups)
Could it be true? Bachelorette reject, Ben F, may be finding love with Jennifer Love Hewitt herself. (Have U Heard)
Reunion for some of the Harry Potter cast. Check out some pics.(Lainey Gossip)
Seriously? What a life. Paris Hilton is being paid one million dollars to party. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
Wait, what? Matt Damon for president 2012? (Hollywood Hiccups)
Glee star Matthew Morrison returns home after touring with NKOTB and BSB. (Have U Heard)
Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson have been making digs about each other’s weight. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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Listen to Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’

Liana Maeby — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:18:21 +0000

Finally, it’s here! Dancey, upbeat, with a positive message. “Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.”

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Video: ‘Turn It Up’ Is Kim Kardashian Latest ‘Song’

Drew Grant — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 18:33:07 +0000

Kim Kardashian, a celebrity* who is famous for being a socialite**-turned-reality show star**, dropped her latest song**** “Turn It Up” during a New Years Eve performance in Las Vegas. Lets watch!

My favorite part is how you can’t hear the vocals at all over the beats from The Dream!

*rich person

**inadvertent porn star

***national joke

****to be determined

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Gallery: The Worst Relationship Book Covers

Drew Grant — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:35:36 +0000

I cannot stand self-help books for single women. I find the whole industry built upon our insecurity that we won’t get married and knocked up by the time we’re 30-ish pretty loathsome in general, because they seem to claim one thing (“You’re perfect the way you are!”) while not-so-subtly implying another (“You’re not good enough, that’s why you need our help!”). But mostly, I just hate the covers of dating advice books.

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Somehow, Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Country Strong’ Isn’t the Worst

Drew Grant — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:23:36 +0000

Look, if you are a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, that’s your prerogative. Maybe you like Goop and condescending videos about how to stuff a turkey. Maybe that episode of The Marriage Ref she was on really spoke to you. You’re entitled to your opinion, is all I’m saying. And my personal opinion in that Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the most ridiculous people in Hollywood, which is why it’s so fun to cover her as she goe from inane project to inane project.

So you’d think I’d be doing a happy dance today for the release of her country single, “Country Strong.” I could make a joke about Duets! But the problem is, it’s not terrible.

I have literally heard worse things! Way to take all the fun out of my day, Gwyneth.

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Lady Gaga’s New (?) Single ‘Changing Skies’ Leaked

Drew Grant — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:32:03 +0000

Is this highly auto-tuned track “Changing Skies” Lady Gaga‘s newest single (damn, girl just came out with Alejandro two weeks ago!), or an older demo recording? Or is it not even Lady Gaga? With all that computerized vocalization, you can never be too sure. Then again, that Britney Spears/”Telephone” demo turned out to be real, so you never can tell.

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Submitted With (Minimal) Comment: Lady Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’

Drew Grant — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:39:14 +0000

Just…was “Telephone” not provocative enough that Lady Gaga‘s newest video for her single “Alejandro” had to add some post-industrial German Nazi goth stuff to the mix? Although we do like all the Metropolis allusions. Or is it more City Of Lost Children?

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