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Poll: Who Is The Worst Reality Show Boyfriend?
It’s hard to watch reality TV — from The Hills to Real Housewives — and not be put off by some of the men the reality show divas keep around. The biggest offender is probably Spencer Pratt — a fame whore who has “managed” wife Heidi Montag into so many plastic surgeries we can barely recognize her. Or Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s preppy ne’er-do-well of a baby daddy. Would he still be in her life if it wasn’t for baby… More »
“Real Housewives” Blind Item
Who wants to figure this riddle out? The tip-off is Enty of Crazy Days and Nights, who posted this originally, describes her as a “Real reality star.” It might be Gretchen Rossi, since there is the line about the reality star being with an “incredibly hot guy” and many of you seem to think her boyfriend Slade Smiley is hot. There’s also Kelly Bensimon, who also hangs out with many hot men. But, it could be any of the… More »
Real Housewives of Orange County Go On Vacation
Because their lives are so rough, the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County are going on their Bravo-sponsored vacation to Florida. Rather than eat Cuban food and marvel at some beautiful old school Art Deco buildings, the girls are going to hang out in a swamp as if they were on the opening credits of CSI and hang out in some cheesy bar that no doubt is in the lobby of a W hotel. I am feeling hella snobby… More »
Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley Go Out With Grayson
Oh look, since Bravo took away the blogging keys from Real Housewives of Orange County’s Slade Smiley, he needed to find another outlet to respond to everyone on earth calling him a shitty father for amassing an $80,000 child support bill. Here’s one solution: take the terrified kid out shopping in LA on a street no doubt littered with paparazzi. It’s not like there are any malls in all of Orange County where Christmas shopping can be done.
Yeah, you know,… More »
Real Housewives of Orange County Have A Boys Night Out
Oh, honeys. So much to parse from this episode! For one, this episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was not about the ladies, but truly about the husbands: from Frank Curtin dropping off his “babies” to get a little plastic surgery to Gretchen scoring higher points on her motorcycle licensing exam than Slade, it was all about the men.
Of all the husbands, Don once again is the most reasonable. Vicki has either spent some time in the therapists’ chair… More »
Real Housewives of Orange County Are Totally Bumming Me Out, Man
Oh, housewives. Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County is when the ladies started to earn the “real” in their title, except for new housewife Alexis and her husband Jim, who at this point, are on an entirely different show. I would say they’re on a whole new planet, one where eating a donut leads to an immediate 100 pound weight gain and where instead of saying “Yes,” we say “seven carats” (or as Gretchen Rossi likes to… More »
Stepford Wives and Party Girls on Real Housewives of Orange County
We opened last night’s Real Housewives of Orange County with a beautiful hotel logo. It’s the couple of the year, Gretchen and Slade, going to “Valley Ho” a hotel named after Slade, I mean, a hotel in Arizona that they were going to be luxuriating at even though Slade is “poor.” Gretchen laughs at her own jokes and generally acts like a 13 year old girl.
Gretchen, you already have the boy, you don’t have to pretend his jokes… More »
Where Are They Now? Real Housewives Edition
A commenter brought up a very important question this week: what the hell happened to departed OC housewives Tammy Knickerbocker, Quinn Fry, Lauri Waring, Jo De La Rosa and Kimberly Bryant? Since today another housewife leaves the McMansion nest of Real Housewives of Orange County (it’s Jeana’s last episode), I thought it’d be a good time to find out what the Housewives Of Botox Past were doing with themselves.
1. Kimberly Bryant
Part of the original cast, Kimberly was last seen… More »
Gretchen Rossi Appears On “The Dish”
We all remember Kim Zolciak’s amazing sketch on Style Network’s “The Dish” (it’s just like E’s The Soup, but for ladies), right? Gretchen Rossi appeared on the show last week, which I had very high hopes for, considering she is my comic muse and has inspired me to post some of my best work. However, judging from the following clip, it looks like the writers of The Dish didn’t have much for her, instead choosing to use Slade as their… More »
Real Housewives of Orange County Visit Italy and Get Tan
Last night’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County was offensive to me on many levels. I felt this one hard, you guys. I But I’m not disturbed because of the continuation of the Tamra and Gretchen fight. That shit is tired and played out and I am over it. I did find it interesting that Tamra, when storming out with Vicki, mentioned that Gretchen got “1.7″ million dollars from Jeff and not the 2.5 that was reported on TMZ…. More »
Slade Smiley’s Not Going To Take This Sitting Down
Update: Since I wrote this blog entry, the blog entry written by Slade Smiley has been removed from BravoTV.com. Interesting!
Never content to miss an opportunity to receive more attention, Slade Smiley has started blogging on BravoTV.com on his unique thoughts on this season’s Real Housewives of Orange County, which he is now a part of, thanks to his strategic partnership/eternal love with housewife Gretchen Rossi. I just want to welcome Slade into the blogging community, for he will no… More »
Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley Are Having A Really Bad Day
One minute you’re strategic business alliance/true luv 4 eva Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley hot and posing for “candid” photos, the next all your business is up on the pages of internet tabloids Radar Online and TMZ. Let’s dig in!
First, remember Gretchen’s restraining order against Jay Photoglou? The one Bravo requested to film, was denied and then she didn’t show up? Well, Jay wasn’t too happy about it and filed to recoup attorney’s fees. It was just announced that the… More »
Gretchen Rossi Didn’t Ask For All This
In the following interview promo clip for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Orange County, the women are polled as to who is the biggest “media whore” (their word, not mine). All of them, including nice lady Lynne Curtin and new girl Alexis Bellino answer, without hesitation: Gretchen Rossi. Gretchen insists that she’s not because the paparazzi is always following her everywhere. Then, naturally Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Barney accuse her of calling the paps to photograph her and… More »
Gretchen Rossi’s Never Seen One That Big Before
… A pumpkin, that is.
Look, the last thing I want to do is post on Gretchen Rossi and have the comments get out of control. But, I know I’ve been away and I know the blog’s slowed down, so I thought I would show you these photos of Gretchen and Slade hamming it up at the pumpkin patch. They are your favorite people and they’re here doing their favorite things: posing for photos and pretending to be real celebrities… More »
The Gretchen Rossi Media Machine Is Perpetual
I’m starting to think all these fools are in cahoots with each other to keep their names constantly in the press. As you all know, Gretchen Rossi gave an interview to Fox News about her extremely admirable decision not to get implants. Immediately, just two days later, ex-boyfriend/stalker/whatever Jay Photoglou talked to Radar Online to break it down about how she’s totes had work done and how she isn’t a role model because she likes to take sexy photos. Radar… More »
Gretchen Rossi Wants To Know What Art Is
Bonjour, y’all!! I just got a link to the second episode of The Gretchen Project, Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Gretchen Rossi’s shill-cast for medical company Syneron. In this installment, Gretchen interviews Dr. Michael Gold to answer such timeless questions such as “Is beauty really art?” Gretchen’s the next Aristotle.
Gretchen’s been working hard for her Syneron money; she gave an interview to Fox News this week about how she will “never” get implants because she’s a “role… More »
Gretchen Rossi and Nene Leakes Try To Get On The Girls Gone Wild Bus
Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley took Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Nene Leakes and her husband Greg Leakes out to lunch in Los Angeles yesterday. Some friendly local paparazzi joined them and the ladies decided to have a little fun. Apparently, someone told them they could win a few Mardi Gras beads:
Annoyed no one was paying attention to him, Slade got in on the action. The first kiss is awkward, so I can’t blame them for… More »
Gretchen Rossi & Slade Smiley Rumored To Be Expecting Real Kid Of Orange County
Reader Jenny From The Bronx let me know that the rumor today is that Gretchen Rossi & Slade Smiley may be expecting a little reality show bundle of joy. Naturally, this rumor was posted to what may as well re-name it self the Real Housewives Gazette, The Dirty. A commenter there said they recently saw Gretchen in Newport Beach and she was enjoying a glass of wine, so unless she’s taking Catherine Zeta Jones’ pre-natal care classes, it’s highly likely… More »
Big Poppa’s Photo, Danielle Staub’s Daughter Becomes A Model [Link Love]
![Big Poppa's Photo, Danielle Staub's Daughter Becomes A Model [Link Love]](http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2009/08/90731x5-rossi-b-gr-04-150x150.jpg "Big Poppa's Photo, Danielle Staub's Daughter Becomes A Model [Link Love]")
A photo of Kim Zolciak’s “Big Poppa” was obtained by TMZ. The photo was taken last November, when the two were still together.
Danielle Staub’s daughter, Christine, has just signed with IMG Models. Word is she may even book a show at the upcoming Fashion Week in NYC. Here’s hoping her modeling career ends up working out better than her momma’s.
Looks like I’m not the only person doubting the TRUE LOVE of our favorite little reality fame mongers Gretchen… More »
Gretchen Rossi & Slade Smiley Hang Out At The Beach
Gretchen and Slade, America’s couple of the year, have just unleashed some of the cheesiest photos ever to be taken in all of human history. Here’s Gretchen narrowly avoiding severe head injury by smiling at the cameras instead of making sure she doesn’t end up with a concussion. There’s an obvious joke to be made here, folks, but I run a classy establishment.
In case the above 80s aerobics instructor chic is not to your liking, how about some outfits ripped… More »
