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Snoop Dogg Warns Kris Humphries That Kim Kardashian Is A ‘Cold-Blooded’ Cheater

Natalie Zutter — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:29 +0000

It’s not unusual for Snoop Dogg to make off-the-wall videos — we won’t soon forget his True Blood tribute “Oh Sookie” — but this new video is surreal for how vitriolic it is. Snoop, going by the pseudonym Nemo, offers some advice to sadsack/reality TV victim Kris Humphries… basically, that he should never have tried to “wife the bitch.”

His main argument is that Kim Kardashian is a slut, and that she’s cheated on every guy she’s dated. The video is a little hard to watch with all the slurs, misogynistic and otherwise, but that’s the gist of it. According to Snoop/Nemo, Reggie Bush couldn’t satisfy Kim.

“Ray J the only n—– that bounced back from the bitch, man,” Snoop reflects while enjoying a blunt. “She’s cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she have a book… talking about all the n—–s she got and how she played ‘em. So my advice is, you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she was born to do: Ho.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I had no idea that Snoop had such a problem with Kim. Sure, we’ve become tired of her antics on various reality shows and now this sham wedding, but I don’t think her fake life ever directly affected him. He must have just felt bad for all the guys she (according to him) strung along, and decided that it was time for someone to stand up to her.

We’re curious, however, if his sign-off of “punk bitch” was yet another insult against Kim or dismissing Kris for falling into the Kardashian family’s trap.

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Holiday Gallery: Celebrities In Fugly Christmas Sweaters

Natalie Zutter — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:18:00 +0000

It’s that time of year again, when celebrities like Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber – not to mention Cee Lo Green and Snoop Dogg – ironically don awful sweaters for themed parties or just because they can. (Seriously, you’ll be scandalized to hear how much Biebs paid for his.) Our gallery is a mix of old and new photos; some are classics that you’ve seen over and over, while others are ugly sweater triumphs that occurred just weeks ago.

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The Daily WTF: This Man Might Be Banksy

Liana Maeby — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:25:41 +0000

Stop the presses! It’s possible that this guy in a skeleton mask maybe might potentially be Banksy, perhaps. The photo was taken at a private Snoop Dogg show at the Playboy Club in London, and some guy is saying it depicts the elusive street artist.

If this is how Banksy dresses up to go out for the night, imagine what he’s going to wear on Halloween. Actually, I guess we’ll never know what Banksy’s Halloween costume is going to be. Or if this man in the skeleton head is actually him. So let’s all agree to say it is, yeah?

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The 5 Best Photos from the MuchMusic Video Awards

Lilit Marcus — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:52:50 +0000

1. Lady Gaga sported fake blue armpit hair and a blue merkin. Seriously, is there nothing this woman won’t do in the name of art?

2. Justin Beiber wore a Kelly Kapowski (from Saved By the Bell) T-shirt under his blazer. I don’t think he was ever alive while the show was airing, but it’s the sentiment that counts.

3. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are officially a couple.

The Vampire Diaries stars arrived hand in hand, and when a reporter asked Ian which act he was most excited about seeing he replied, “Nina Dobrev.” Swooooon.

4. Snoop Dogg was there. Yeah, I don’t think I need to go into any further detail about why this is awesome.

5. Too often celebrities try to be blase about winning awards. But not Dev. She (along with Far East Movement) won International Video of the Year for their song “Like a G6,” and Dev was so excited she licked her award.

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4/20 Gallery: Celebs on the Cover of High Times Magazine

Liana Maeby — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:15:44 +0000

Hey, everyone, it’s 4/20 — the giggliest day of the year! If this were high school, we’d probably wake and bake, then spend the rest of the day zoning out on Mr. Cho’s algebra lesson (whoooa, that “y” looks like a monster), but now that we’ve reached adulthood, we’re content to drink a cup of copy and stare at High Times Magazine. Check out this gallery of celebs who have appeared on the cover of the pot-themed publication.

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Did The Situation Make a Racist Joke at Donald Trump’s Comedy Central Roast?

Lilit Marcus — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 19:17:30 +0000

Over the last few days, several reports have surfaced that Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino got booed when he went onstage at Comedy Central’s roast of Donald Trump. Most people, myself included, assumed it had to do with The Situation just not being very funny. However, the L.A. Times reports that Sitch made a racist joke that was not well received by the audience:

“The Sitch,” as he’s called, deadpanned to Cummings, “I actually wouldn’t call you a grenade because you won’t be blowing up anytime soon.” (Buh-dum-bum!) He told Snoop Dogg that he and Trump had a lot in common because Trump owned a lot of property and Snoop’s ancestors were property. (Snoop did not appear amused.)

Snoop and I evidently have something in common, because I wasn’t amused either. However, the Times article also says:

After being introduced by the night’s host, “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane (who warned the crowd to keep watch on the “Jersey Shore” star “in case Donkey Kong throws a barrel at him”), the Situation went up to the microphone.

I’m assuming MacFarlane’s joke was that The Situation was Mario, the character from the original Donkey Kong video game (as in, Mario and Luigi). Which was most likely a slam at The Situation being Italian. If Sitch’s “joke” is going to get cut from the eventual Comedy Central broadcast, then they should cut MacFarlane’s too.

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In Honor Of Beavis And Butt-Head’s Return To MTV, Their 10 Best Videos

Drew Grant — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:21:51 +0000

Mike Judge‘s seminal 90s cartoon about dillholes, Beavis and Butt-Head, is returning to MTV. Even though we’re girls and are supposed to like Daria waaaay more, this development is super exciting. Imagine what these two could do to Katy Perry or Rihanna videos!

At the same time, we have some reservations. After all, that “making fun of the tv” thing seems so 90s (Mystery Science Theatre, anyone?). Plus, could anything ever top the brilliant yet inane analyses of these two dumbasses during the show’s first run?

Bjork – Army Of Me

Best Line: I heard she has a shlong.

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Gallery: Celebs In Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Liana Maeby — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:30:09 +0000

There’s just something about those ugly Christmas sweaters — when Uncle John wears them it’s a cringe-worthy display of misplaced holiday cheer, but when celebs do it it’s totally hilarious. The cast of Glee made a splash with an Xmas-sweater-themed greeting card earlier this year, and folks like John Mayer and Snoop Dogg have been keeping themselves warm and festive ever since. We might have to pull out our Rudolph cardigan after all.

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Celeb Tweetup: High Times

Drew Grant — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 22:45:56 +0000

We’re feeling a little punch-drunk this evening. Like we just talked Vampire Diaries‘ Kat Graham on the phone, and instead of saying goodbye we were all like “I love you.” What? Luckily, we’re pretty sure the rest of Twitter got some of our second-hand buzz…or maybe they’re just drunk, like usual.
Uh…Snooki (@Sn00ki)? You okay there girl?

You should be sorry, Kris Allen (@krisallen). Why weren’t we consulted??!

Snoop Dogg is like a parody of people who still like Snoop Dogg.

You got those last two right, Nicole Scherzinger (@NicoleScherzy). But when Will.i.am is on your side, you get to do whatever you want. Even become president.

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Crushable and The Gloss Editors on Urlesque’s ‘Urly Show’

Crushable Staff — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 14:11:30 +0000

Jennifer Wright of TheGloss.com and Drew Grant from – well, here – made a guest appearance on Urlesque’s ‘Urly Show’ podcast yesterday. Watch them talk about Snoop Dogg, 90210 Day, and how to properly back it up, back it up, back it up!

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