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Spencer Pratt Used Lauren Conrad’s Birthday To Drum Up Publicity For Himself
Was it genuine reconciliation or tasteless famewhoring that had Spencer Pratt tweeting happy birthday to his ex-The Hills co-star Lauren Conrad? More »
Gallery: Celebs Dressed As Sexy Municipal Workers For Halloween
Ah, the sexy municipal worker — it’s a staple of Halloween. Although sadly, the toll collector and the lunch lady is underrepresented in the costume choices of tipsy women. Indeed, cops and firefighters are the main choices in this category of costumery, which celebs happen to pre quite partial to. Here’s a gallery of famous ladies dressed as sexy do-gooders. More »
Gallery: Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Pics Exactly Follow The Blueprint Of Heidi Montag’s Post-Surgery Photos
It didn’t take long for Courtney Stodden to pull a Heidi Montag: When people called foul on her plastic surgery and breast implants, she decided to throw on a white bathing suit (to remind us she’s a child bride?) and skip along the beach with husband Doug Hutchison. But as we looked through TMZ’s gallery of Courtney’s obviously fake breasts and Skeletor face, we couldn’t help but remember how Heidi has made debuting her various surgeries an art form. So, a side-by-side comparison is in order. More »
Crush Links: Check Out The ‘Breaking Dawn Part 1′ Soundtrack
• Ellen Degeneres okay after a heart scare. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Chris Brown takes a tumble (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Actors looking hot on the set of Magic Mike. (Have U Heard)
• The official soundtrack for Breaking Dawn Part 1 revealed. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Spencer Pratt Hollywood’s most hated? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Play date for Agelina Jolie’s and Gwent Stefani’s kids. (Have U Heard)
• Check out old school Jennifer Aniston. (Lainey Gossip)
An Imagining Of The 30 Phone Calls A Day Spencer Pratt Makes To His Agent
Apparently Spencer Pratt is totally broke. Which is a thing that happens when you’ve never actually had a career or any viable talent. Evidently, Spencer calls his agency 30 times a day and they never call him back — which is actually kind of sad. Aw, man. Here’s my imagining of the messages Spencer leaves for his agent, whom I’ve decided to call “Ian” because a kid I went to college with who’s a WME agent now is named that. More »
Questionable Choices: Heidi Montag Drinks So Much Alcohol
Holy good god was Heidi Montag shitfaced at her birthday party. The 25-year-old… um, media personality (or whatever you’d call the likes of one such as Heidi) rang in her quarter-decade at the Vegas club Vanity. What an apt name! More »
Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?
Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »
Poll: Which Supporting Character Do You Want to See in the ‘Hills’ Movie?
Now don’t get too excited: Nothing is set in stone yet. Audrina Patridge was on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show this morning, where she said that enough time has passed since the series finale of The Hills (in 2010) that she could see herself and the other cast members getting together to do a movie. God knows that creator Adam DiVello — whose only producing credits are within the incestuous web of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and The City — needs the work. And now that Speidi is dead broke and looking for new reality jobs, the stars could have aligned enough to bring about this unasked-for big-screen sequel.
But the truth is, we don’t actually care about Ol’ Ceiling Eyes and her friends. The real stars we want involved are the fake love interests and faker co-workers that populated their tiny world! More »
The 5 Best Quotes from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Tell-All Interview
Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lately. Are they vacationing in St. Barts? Getting loads of cash to appear at someone’s birthday party? Actually, no — they’re crashing at Spencer’s parents’ place because they’re dead broke, and bemoaning all of their regrets to The Daily Beast. At least, that’s what they say. Since the article is about how every aspect of their incredibly-public lives has been a sham — they never broke up, for one — it’s tough not to add a huge grain of salt to everything they say. But they claim that they’re living out the dark, attentionless side of reality fame. Here, their mistakes, plus some insights into The Hills and everything that came after. More »
Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest Needs Spencer Pratt as His Intern Link He Needs a Hole in the Head
Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)
Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)
Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More »
Spencer Pratt Has A New Single – Hey, you guys remember Spencer Pratt?! If not, don’t worry. He’ll make sure you never forget how awful he is by singing and rapping in his new little ditty “I Got Doe.” Like a deer, a female deer? (The Hollywood Gossip)
Crush Links: Take That Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson is Engaged Too
Jessica Simpson is engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. Translation: Suck it Nick Lachey! (US)
Mel Gibson may have gotten blackballed from The Hangover 2, but Bill Clinton made the cut. The former president is filming a cameo for the sequel in Bangkok.(People)
Taylor Momsen thinks her parents abused her by making her a child actress. But look how cute she was! (celebuzz)
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may be dating one time Gastineau Girls star Brittny Gastineau. (TMZ)
The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are renewing their marriage vows. But that’s not going to get them out of debt. Also, a porn company wants them to direct skin flicks. (Us)
Yess. We love Lizzy Caplan. And the former Party Down star has signed on guest-star in Mr. Sunshine, a new ABC sitcom starring Matthew Perry and Alison Janney. More »
Be Afraid: Spencer Pratt Has A New Reality Show
For the past week or so, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been all over the tabloids explaining that they’ve blown through the $10 million they earned from MTV. But now, Spencer has a back up plan. It involves a lot of tattood dudes with large flesh wounds and trashy chics with knives. You guessed it, it’s Spencer’s genius new reality show The Inland Empire 909.
Radar has an exclusive trailer for your viewing pleasure. According to Spencer: “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive.”
I’m not sure the world needs to see that. But the good news is – they may never have to.
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5 Things We’d Give Speidi To Leave The Country
Would you pay Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 100 grand to stay out of the US? A website called YourWager.com would! The betting odds site has offered the couple a ton of money to move to Costa Rica and “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector” of their operation — whatever that means. Apparently Heidi and Spencer are flat broke and totally considering taking the gig.
Because we care deeply about Speidi’s personal finances we thought we’d throw some extra stuff into the pot to sweeten the deal: More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Halloween Mask Edition
Sure, for Halloween this year you can go out and buy a creepy witch mask and claim you’re Christine O’Donnell, but that’s really only scratching the surface of celebrity-ghoul relationships. Look at the eerie similarities we found between some of our favorite stars and famous monster masks. More »
Crush Links: Naked Jogger Gets Tased, Snooki Is Pickles
Don’t go jogging nude in Florida, peeps. An 18-year-old who went for a 7a.m. run wearing only goggles got a taser to the back and head. (TheSun)
Yess. Snooki is going to dress up as bedazzled pickles for Halloween. (NYP)
Apparently there are more brutal photos of Rihanna after her altercation with Chris Brown. Ooft. (Radar)
Spencer Pratt is making a movie. It will be out soon on YouTube. And will be very avant garde. With boobs! (Radar) More »
Spencer Pratt shaves his horrifying beard – We were worried we had another Joaquin Phoenix on our hands, but alas, Spencer Pratt has shaved his scraggly lion-mane facial hair. On camera, of course. (via PopEater)
Spencer Pratt Arrested for Carrying Gun in Costa Rica, Sells Own Story to TMZ – At this point Spencer’s like one of those starving animals that is surviving by consuming his own fat cells. (via TMZ)
Celeb Tweetup: Marking Your Territory
It’s post-Emmy’s Monday, which means that some of our favorite jerks are coming out of the woodwork, desperate for the attention they didn’t receive from Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet last night. Lets join them, shall we? More »
The Best of Crushable
From Tiki Barber‘s girlfriend Traci Johnson writing her 1st hand account for us to The Situation joining Dancing with the Stars and looking to make $5 million next year, we had a pretty ridiculous week. Please, won’t you take a look back with us?
Entertainment:
• Guest of a Guest and Crushable team up to bring your our 3rd installment of TV Moments Reenacted by Party Guests.
• Vampire real estate tax laws and fairies on True Blood.
• The Situation is out to make $5 million next year, and that’s even before we knew he was Dancing with the Stars.
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