Thanks for thinking of America, Spencer, as you attempt to stave off cyber terrorism, but as Americans, we here at Crushable would prefer our first line of cyber defense to be manned by people who weren’t Hills cast members.

This isn’t the first strange announcement from the Pratt family in recent weeks. Spencer’s wife, Heidi, is also going in a new career direction — last week she hired a psychic as her manager.

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Lindsay Lohan is still hoping to get back together with Samantha Ronson — but says if it doesn’t happen then she’ll probably return to dating men. (Sun)

A friend of Adam Dell’s confirms that he is the father of Krishna Thea Lakshmi — the baby that Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi gave birth to on Saturday. (Page Six)

Is Katherine Heigl ready to depart Grey’s Anatomy to focus full-time on her film career? (People)

Khloe Kardashian says she and her husband Lamar Odom aren’t in a rush to have kids — but she’s not on the pill anymore either. (Us Magazine)

Last week’s Tiger Woods public apology statement — the remix. (Amy Grindhouse)

Spencer Pratt claims he’s addicted to, um, crystals — like, the rocks. He’s even been spotted around with his favorite little crystal and says (in jest?) he’s spent $500k on the rocks recently. (Perez Hilton)

Is Jenni “JWoww” Farley on track to be the next Kim Kardashian? (Betty Confidential)

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At a DUI progress hearing for Lindsay Lohan yesterday, Judge Marsha Revel said in court that Lindsay was, “In full compliance. Everything looks good.” Lindz still must complete the alcohol education classes she has been ordered to attend by July 2010. (Radar Online )

Those happy family photo ops in Venice are being staged “like a military operation” to quash reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting, sources said. The pair, who have vehemently denied a rift, have been seen daily as a family unit in the romantic Italian city. (Page Six)

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems,” says singer Elton John in an interview. Sir Elton also talks about his past relationships, drugs, and fame.
(Parade)

A friend of Heidi Montag says Spencer Pratt is looking to have some plastic surgery too! *According to the friend, Spencer is looking into “lipo, chest implants and a nose job.” (Perez Hilton)

Tina Fey will probably reprise her famous impression of Sarah Palin when she hosts Saturday Night Live in April, the comedian said. (Associated Press)

Simon Cowell knows what it takes to be an American Idol judge, and he says neither Howard Stern nor Madonna is the right choice to replace him next season. Cowell also said he would love to have Lady Gaga on the show as a mentor. (New York Daily News)

Although former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is six years too young to run, there is a grassroots movement to put her on the ballot for Indiana senator when Evan Bayh’s term is up. Asked about this, she said: “Oh yeah. I would change a lot in this world, let me tell you that.” Meanwhile, Wilkinson
said in another interview that she wants to have another baby. (Popeater, OK!)

Justin Timberlake thinks everyone wants to look like a rock star. “I think we all want to dress like rock stars,” Timberlake said. “That’s a pretty blatant correlation.” (MTV News)

Angelina Jolie was photographed in Venice, Italy Wednesday afternoon with two protruding muscles where her chin meets her neck. Dr. Elie Levine, a plastic surgeon who has not treated Jolie, says that it appears she’s “received Botox to her face and likely her neck.” (Us Mag)

Kristen Stewart is heading over to London this weekend, because she’s nominated for BAFTA’s Orange Rising Star award. So who will also be at the British awards show as a presenter? Well, Robert Pattinson, of course…(E! Online/Ted Casablanca)

Love has blossomed on the set of the final Harry Potter film between Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasley, and Twilight vampire Jamie Campbell Bower. (OK! U.K.)

Chris Brown earned a glowing probation report six months after he was sentenced to “labor-oriented service” for assaulting Rihanna. “It looks like you’re doing really, really well,” said Judge Patricia Schnegg, who reviewed his probation report. (CNN)

Conan O’Brien can’t appear on TV until September, but he has a plan that would keep him in front of audiences: putting on a series of live theatrical shows. (Page Six)

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I really don’t understand the two of them. I also didn’t realize how much they have changed until I saw the early episodes of The Hills when they first started dating. You almost couldn’t recognize Heidi. And you know what the saddest part is? Heidi was so much more pretty earlier on than she is now. She is so fake it’s ridiculous and her face is turning all weird and long and her hair classhes with the rest of her. Her hair these days looks like a died blond horses mane. Don’t you think?

The best part is Heidi trying to become a singer. I can’t believe she performed this year for the Miss Universe Pageant. What, were they desperate to fill entertainment space or something? Or maybe people actually do like Heidi and enjoy her music and excitied for her to become a singer? Is it just me who thinks this is ridiculous? Apparently she has quite a few tracks already but it’s not like I am hearing them on the radio.

Mind Boggling…I’m telling ya.

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First of all, Paris is standing as if she has a massive baby bump, and Doug looks like he is a wrestler and ready to pounce. Don’t get me wrong, they are definitely an attractive couple but I think they both have to get off their high horse.

As if MTV movies awards wasn’t a big enough deal by itself, they had the season finale of The Hills on right before the awards show started. All afternoon was a Hills marathon for everyone to be caught up, and then the final hour was the finale where we say good bye to Lauren Conrad, see Spender and Heidi become Mr. and Mrs. Pratt, and introduce the newest character Kristen Cavallari. Many of the Hills fans were present at the MTV award ceremony, including Broady Jenner with girlfriend Jayde Nicole.

I don’t know about you but I really don’t like Jayde. I got to catch up on the two of them and their relationship on The Hills marathon last night and I think she is an obnoxious girl who looks 40 and male. Maybe I just can’t get over the fakeness of her but that’s just me. I don’t understand how Broady is so into her, I hope this is one relationship that doesn’t last long. She seems a bit insecure of their relationship because every time they are filmed together she grabs his face and sticker her tongue down his throat.

Moving right along, one of teens favorite couples, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Although not seen together in a shot, both of them individually looked stunning. Well, Vanessa looked stunning, Zac looked ‘hadsome’.

Zac Efron won best male performance for High School Musical 3 but unfortunately Vanessa and him did not win for best kiss. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson took the show for that one.

To be honest, I think it showed in Vanessa’s face a bit that she was disappointed that her and Zac didn’t win best kiss for High School Musical 3. Vanessa was up for other nominations however didn’t win any, where as Kristen won best kiss with Robert, as well as best female performance. I wouldn’t be too down Vanessa, this was only the MTV awards where the people vote and clearly it is a much younger audience and not necessarily fair votes. I mean, ‘Twilight’ won best movie and I heard nothing bad terrible reviews.

Other than that, there wasn’t a hole lot of love shown last night. The spotlight was taken over by Eminem, The Hills stars, and the camera was certainly loving Cameron Diaz last night. Want to hear the highlight of the night? Check to see why Eminem stormed out furious in the middle of the it…

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They got married at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena California. Guests included Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Brody Jenner, along with both Spencer and Heidi’s sister, Holly Montag (who was the maid of honor) and Spencer’s sister, Stephanie Pratt who was a bridesmaid.

Star Magazine says that Heidi was in a Monique Lhullier dress that made her look like a “swan princess” and wore jewelry by Neil Lane. Spencer borrowed cuff links from the jewler for the big day. Before the ceremony, a plane flew over the church and wrote in the sky “Spencer loves Heidi”. Oh man this guy is filled with all the tricks.

This was all news to me. The last I saw on the Hills the couple seemed to be having problems. Looks like couples counseling already paid off!

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Spencer is holding in his hand what it looks like a bill but if you take a closer look, it is a note that Spencer must have written to Heidi and passed it on. She looks shocked and says “Oh Spencer you dirty boy”

Then it turns into a kiss where she pretends she was offended or taken back to what he said but really she is just into it even more now…

Looks like Spencer’s mission accomplished.

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I have no problem if Speidi gets attacked or gets made fun of because they ask for it. They have made their own decision to put themselves out there and have made no effort to try to hide anything. They love fame and fortune  and eat, sleep and breath the attention and therefore will do anything to get just that. My question is “Hasn’t Heidi SEEN all the episodes of The Hills?” Because If I was her, and saw some of the jerkish things Spencer did, that would be the end for me. Also, maybe she doesn’t quite notice how unbelievably poor his behavior is in real life, but to not see it on television while watching the episodes? How can you put yourself through that! Like I said, I don’t feel sorry for them because they made the choice to put themselves out there and of course people are going to have opinions.

That whole season where Heidi wanted to break off the engagement. Do you think that was for attention? For the producers? Or do you actually think that there was a time where she came to her senses?

There are some couples out there that make me wish I had a boyfriend. Speidi makes me happy that I don’t.

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So says the groom in a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest which will air Monday. He claims they checked the confidentiality box so their marriage license won’t be so easily found.

There you have it folks – if Spencer Pratt says his marriage to Heidi Montag is legal then I guess it is.

Source: Us Magazine – Image Credit: Newscom

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