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As someone who has spent their entire life dealing with obsessive crushes — from my camp counselor to my dentist to the guy who broke up with me two weeks into freshman year — I’ve developed my own method for getting over guys, and it’s all about moderation, ladies. You know you’re going to Facebook-stalk him anyway, so here is a guide for doing it without coming off as creepy.

1. Don’t try to avoid him at all costs: You ever heard the phrase “Absence makes the heart grows fonder?” Yeah, that applies even to jerks who you swear you never want to see again. And if you try to quit your crush cold turkey and map a schedule that avoids his at all costs, you’re just spending more time thinking about him. Our advice? Don’t change any of your current habits: If you walk a certain way to class, don’t go out of your way just because you’ll know you’ll bump into him. If he eats lunch at 12:15 and so do you, don’t consider the cafeteria off-limits. It’ll show him that you don’t care enough to even give it a second thought.

2. Do take a look at his interests. You didn’t care about his love of sketch comedy before, but now is a good time to check to check out his “interests” online. We’re not saying you should join every club he’s a part of, but at least the next time he overhears you having a conversation with a cute guy in the hallway, you can loudly proclaim how Chicago’s Second City has produced so many better comedians than any of New York’s clubs. And hey, showing up at a couple of your school’s comedy nights couldn’t hurt…you might even meet a cuter (and more talented) version of the guy you like.

3. Don’t befriend his female friends: This is very tempting, especially because you may already be tight with his inner circle. But those girls, no matter how smiley and sweet to your face, still consider you the weird girl that can’t let go of their best dude friend. Whatever you say to them is guaranteed to get back to him, so if you have to talk to these ladies at all, don’t bother making up some lie about your new romantic beau (it sounds desperate), but do gossip about how cute your mutual history professor is.

4. Do keep in touch: Again, this is something considered a big no-no in most “get over him” guides. Most people will tell you to write him an email explaining all your feelings, and then never send it. Guess what though? Once you write that email, it will be REALLY hard not to send it. Come on, it’s already written! Instead, we go with the moderation approach: send a ‘hey what’s up’ message if you feel like it, but don’t get into anything personal. Just mention this band/movie/book you thought he’d like, keep it under three lines, and don’t leave it with “maybe you want to get together sometime…” He’ll feel less pressured to respond (though don’t be upset if he doesn’t…you are stalking him after all), and a little poke once in awhile never hurt anybody.

5. Don’t think he has all the power: No matter how rejected you feel, you own your feelings. Their yours, and no one can take it away from you, not even the guy who broke your heart. This scene from Adaptation sums it up perfectly for me:

No guy has the right to take your love away from you, even if he doesn’t deserve it in the first place. Keep that in mind, stay sane, and happy hunting!

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This is the reason Lindsay Lohan needs her pills, people.

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We’re pretty sure that if you’re a celebrity stalker, you immediately get to use the insanity plea. Right? If you feel that much of a connection to a famous person that you’ve only seen on the television, you are not right in the head. And if you’re a 26-year-old man who picked Ryan Seacrest as your target? Dude should have gotten a better lawyer, because that’s a no-brainer. Though we’re glad Ryan’s okay, and has not been shanked.
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“Then a guy creepy guy comes up & starts video taping! Not a PAP! Appears outta nowhere says he knows where I live (obvi off camera)&says he is helping me!! But when I, 2minz later asked him 2 delete the photo-he says no.its for his own protection that he cannot! Oh-sorry?ur the stalker that is scaring me…he says “I won’t put it out anywhere” &i said, well then y can’t u delete it sir? He got aggressive&sprinted”

Lindsay thought we all deserved the heads-up about this since some other story will likely be in the tabloids!

The rest of her recent updates ramble a bit about Eminem and Ludacris and even Will Smith. Lots of random updates! Some of her updates include:

“this is a movie that i actually was close to being in.. i look too young :( IT’S GOING TO BE AMAZING-check it out”

“I feel so sorry for people that have friends who don’t support them. They aren’t your true friends…friends support the good no matter what”

There’s also a long ramble from yesterday about Lindsay Lohan out with friends Jamie, Patrick, Roman and Ali Lohan. They stopped for cigarettes at a gas station on the way to an Asher Roth concert. The attendant wouldn’t sell the cigarettes because of the paparazzi flashes. This is when the stalker story started.

The last updates to Lindsay’s twitter account indicate she’s taking a flight somewhere and she leaves with a cryptic:

“@samantharonson thank you…. for pushing me to what u wanted”

Weird! Wonder what that one means?

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Lindsay Lohan had a bad stalker incident last night! According to E!, a 38-year-old man, Daniel Patrick Combs, lunged for Lindsay Lohan as she and Samantha Ronson exited Scottsdale’s Jackrabbit Lounge, where Sam had been DJing last night. Daniel attempted to get around security and pushed one of the guards to get at Lohan. As you can see in these photos, security aggressively detained the man until the police arrived.

The club owner talked to the media about the incident:

“”The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ “”

Lindsay & Sam quickly left the club in their limo, not aware the incident had anything to do with them. The man was arrested for disorderly conduct, see his mugshot here, but he was released after several hours in custody.

Photographs in this post show Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at LAX, on their way out yesterday for another trip.

And here’s a video of the smiling happy couple arriving to LAX:

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