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Modern Family’s Eric Stonestreet Wants Sofia Vergara To Touch His Penis And The Week’s 10 Best Celeb Twitter Pcis

Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet Wants Sofia Vergara To Touch His Penis And The Week's 10 Best Celeb Twitter Pcis

After Sunday’s SAG Awards, Modern Family actor Eric Stonestreet posted this dick-tickling photo of his co-star Sofia Vergara with the caption “Never have I wished to be 12 inches tall so much.” Oh my goodness! But wouldn’t that make your penis like a milimeter long? Sigh. Visualize yourself as an Oscar clutched to James Franco’s bosom and check out the rest of our picks for the week’s best pics. More »

Upcoming Dance Shows at Webster Hall

Upcoming Dance Shows at Webster Hall

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Peaches in New York in March

Webster Hall has turned into a dance electro Mecca of sorts. Here are some great shows they have coming up:

May 1: Hercules & Love Affair DJ Set plus Pat Mahoney of LCD Soundsystem. To get on the $10 reduced admission guest list, click here.
May 7: Junior Boys. Get tickets here.
May 8, 7 pm: Fischerspooner. Get tickets here.
May 8, 10 pm: Larry Tee Album Release Party with Fischerspooner DJ set (and After Party), DJ Falcon… More »

Fool’s Gold in NY, etc.

Fool's Gold in NY, etc.

 

After hitting up SXSW and doing a showcase in Miami, Fool’s Gold (A-Trak and Nick Catchdub’s label that is home to Kid Sister, Chromeo, etc.) will be going on tour, stopping at Hiro Ballroom on April 10. Called “Screaming Bloody Murder” the tour features A-Trak, Sinden, Steve Aoki, Sammy Bananas and special guests. Maybe Kanye will show up again?
Fool’s Gold also released Kid Cudi’s new single “Day N’ Nite” and are working on a label compilation and co-releasing Kid Sister’s… More »

What To Do This Weekend

What To Do This Weekend

Wondering how to celebrate not being at work? Here are a few ideas:

Fri 1/25

Nicole Atkins & The Sea, Craig Wedren (ex-Shudder to Think), The Parlor Mob
Bowery Ballroom 18+ $13a/$15d Sold Out

Kid Sister, Cool Kids, A-Trak

Museum of Natural History 21+ $20 Buy Tickets

Neurosis, Mastodon, A Storm of Light
Brooklyn Masonic Temple All Ages $25 Sold Out

Tyvek, Mens Tennis, Cuddle Machines,… More »