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Heidi Montag has had so much plastic surgery that she can’t move her face

Heidi Montag has had so much plastic surgery that she can't move  her face

Heidi Montag is officially a robot, yall!

She has had so much plastic surgery that she can’t even move her lips. Sure, she looks good….if you like that Barbie doll Frankenstein sort of thing, but DANG. She’s putting some doctor’s kids through college! Watch as the host here asks her to smile, it’s sad:

She says:

“I feel pretty plastic,” she said. “It’s still hard for me to chew sometimes and I have to speak very quietly because my jaw and everything–I’m still… More »

Heidi Montag doesn’t look like Heidi Montag anymore

Heidi Montag doesn't look like Heidi Montag anymore

So Heidi Montag, who apparently was some skank that played on that Hills show? I don’t know. Anywhodles, she is like totally addicted to plastic surgery, kind of like I’m addicted to Reese’s peanut butter cups, except her addiction costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and has turned her into some kind of walking Barbie zombie beast.

Here’s what she had done this month – all at the same time. Uh, OW. Breast implants increased to DDDs (aka Porn Star Size),… More »

How DARE you imply that Sophia Loren has ever had plastic surgery?!?!?

How DARE you imply that Sophia Loren has ever had plastic surgery?!?!?

I am indignant. INDIGNANT, I tell you! My Sophia Loren, plastic surgery?

I think we all know that Sophia is a living legend, gorgeous, dazzling, blah blah blah, but we should ALSO know, even though it defies logic and reason, that she has not had any plastic surgery. Ever. Not a teensy bit. Here’s what Soph had to say:

“I don’t believe in having work done, because then everybody looks the same.”

But the Oscar winner admits she hasn’t given up the… More »