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Suri’s Burn Book Blogger Allie Hagan Gets A Book Deal
Congratulations to the bitchiest faux-toddler in show business, Allie Hagan, on her book deal! Allie is the creator of the popular Suri’s Burn Book, a Tumblr that she writes using the satirical voice of Suri Cruise to criticize other celebrity offspring on their fashion choices. Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart comes out in the fall, and we can’t wait to read it. More »
What Does Your Favorite Suri Cruise Outfit Say About You? (Spoiler Alert: It’s Nothing Good)
As I’m sure you’re all aware, today is Suri Cruise’s 6th birthday. Happy birthday, Suri Cruise! More »
Suri Cruise Continues To Baffle Us With Her Coat Choices
Just when we thought we mastered Suri Cruise’s coat game, she changed all the rules on us. More »
Baby Harper Seven Beckham Adorably Sticks Her Tongue Out At The Paparazzi
God bless little Harper Seven Beckham for not being “posh” like her mom and having an actual baby’s reaction to the paparazzi. (We’re looking at you, Suri Cruise.) More »
Katherine Heigl Seems To Think Her Daughter Naleigh Is The New Suri; Heigl Is Sadly Mistaken
You fuck with Suri, you fuck with you and you don’t want to fuck with you. More »
Why Is Suri Cruise Wearing Lipstick?
No, seriously. Why is Suri Cruise wearing lipstick? SURI CRUISE IS FIVE.
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Rachel Weisz’s Son Henry Thinks the Paparazzi Are Hilarious
We’re split here. On the one hand, we’re glad to see a celebrity kid like Henry Aronofsky, so imbued with innocence that he doesn’t notice why mom Rachel Weisz and stepdad Daniel Craig are aggravated over the paparazzi snapping their arrival to New York. But we also know that that kind of unguarded cheeriness will land him in Suri’s Burn Book — because it’s against the laws of celebrity offspring behavior to display anything but cool detachment in your photos, as Suri Cruise does. More »
New Casting Ideas for the ‘Sex and the City’ Prequel
Because Sex and the City 2 wasn’t bad enough, there are rumors going around that a new Sex and the City movie is in the works. This one will be a prequel, and among the names bandied about are the Latina Selena Gomez to play super-WASPy Charlotte and vanilla Blake Lively to play the sexually adventurous Samantha. While we’re at it, let’s just cast the whole movie, shall we? More »
The 7 Best Quotes from the ‘Suri’s Burn Book’ Tumblr
I feel like every day I become obsessed with a new Tumblr, and today it’s Suri’s Burn Book. The conceit is that the posts are supposedly written by Suri Cruise as she makes fun of other celebrity kids (and her own parents) who aren’t as fabulous as her. I can totally see Suri growing up to be an even more fearsome Regina George, can’t you? More »
The Daily WTF: Tom Cruise, Thundercat
Tom Cruise celebrated his 49th birthday by gathering 40 of his closest friends (40 of his closest Scientologists), dancing to Cuban music and eating Italian food. Additionally, there was a woman on hand to paint Thundercat faces on those guests who required her services. Do we spot a face-painted Suri next to Tom? More »
Crush Links: Graduation Advice from Stephen Colbert
•Break out the time machine, because Lance Bass is about to make us all go back to the ’90s with a boy band competition show. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
•Britney’s back in business and taking Sacramento on by storm. (Celebuzz)
•Celebrity professors? Why not? Who wouldn’t want Suri Cruise teaching them Fashion Negotiation? (College Candy)
•Christina Aguilera’s hills are alive with the sound of music. (The Frisky)
•Stephen Colbert has some advice for this year’s Northwestern grads. (TheGloss)
Crushable Quotable: Katie Holmes Can’t Say the Word ‘Penis’
Last week, a photo of Katie Holmes and daughter Suri Cruise holding a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies (shown here) made the rounds online. Today on Ellen, Katie told host Ellen DeGeneres that the whole thing was just an innocent mistake: More »
Gallery: Celebrity iPad Users
With the new IPad being released next week, we had to get together and check out some fun IPad celebrity users who we are sure are excited about the new upcoming tech candy. More »
Style Crush: Did ‘Black Swan’ Make It Okay To Wear Tutus?
Tutus: They’re fun, they’re girly, and they’re not just for your baby sister’s princess costume anymore. The success of Black Swan and the hype surrounding those beautiful Rodarte-designed costumes makes us want to wear tutus everywhere. Here’s a gallery of celebs who have hopped on the tutu train (get it? like choo-choo… ugh) as well. More »
Gallery: Stars Celebrate Labor Day
We spent our Labor Day weekend desperately clinging to some last rays of sunshine before fall swooped in for our popsicles and bikinis — and it looks like quite a few celebs had the same idea. Bethenny Frankel donned white for a daytime stroll around NYC while The Situation packed up the Jersey Shore house and headed back home to Mom. Take a look at how some more celebs rang in the last summer weekend in our Labor Day gallery. More »
High Heels For Kids? Unhappy Moms Blame Suri Cruise
Kids these days! And their stilettos!
Our parents didn’t let us wear heels until high school (well, a pair of patent leather Mary-Janes for 8th grade graduation to be exact), but here in 2010, even toddlers can get a few inches taller.
Predictably, Suri Cruise, as the ultimate trendsetter the under 5 set, was the first of the towering tots (as we pointed out in April). Suri has rocked two-inch heels from Gap Kids–and now several UK retailers are carrying heels in… More »
Who Doesn’t Need Their Superfluous Technology Covered in Gold and Diamonds? - This Platinum Supreme iPad case, blinged out with 85.5 carrots of diamonds and covered in 22 carrot gold, is definitely what Suri Cruise will be asking for on her 5th birthday. (via TheFrisky)
Suri Cruise Gets An iPad – We don’t know what a 4-year-old is going to do with that kind of complicated technology. Pick up dudes at bars? (via Life & Style/MSNBC)
Crushable’s Best Of Last Week
From Khloe Kardashian to Roxy Olin and some advice for dealing with the awkwardness that online relationship can bring in real life, this week Crushable had it all. Read on for a recap of the best of the best in entertainment, style and relationship content this week: More »
Sweet Repeat: Suri’s Shoes
It’s hard to admit that we’re envious of the shoe closet of a three-year-old, but there it is. Suri Cruise has a penchant for color and an eye for fashion when it comes to shoes — preferring bright reds and greens or metallic silver or gold, and daring to wear a heel even though she’s only been walking for a few years. Note to burgeoning fashionistas: you have to start young if you want to be wearing Louboutins some day! More »
