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Katherine Heigl Seems To Think Her Daughter Naleigh Is The New Suri; Heigl Is Sadly Mistaken

Katherine Heigl Seems To Think Her Daughter Naleigh Is The New Suri; Heigl Is Sadly Mistaken

You fuck with Suri, you fuck with you and you don’t want to fuck with you. More »

Why Is Suri Cruise Wearing Lipstick?

Why Is Suri Cruise Wearing Lipstick?

No, seriously. Why is Suri Cruise wearing lipstick? SURI CRUISE IS FIVE.
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Rachel Weisz’s Son Henry Thinks the Paparazzi Are Hilarious

Rachel Weisz's Son Henry Thinks the Paparazzi Are Hilarious

We’re split here. On the one hand, we’re glad to see a celebrity kid like Henry Aronofsky, so imbued with innocence that he doesn’t notice why mom Rachel Weisz and stepdad Daniel Craig are aggravated over the paparazzi snapping their arrival to New York. But we also know that that kind of unguarded cheeriness will land him in Suri’s Burn Book — because it’s against the laws of celebrity offspring behavior to display anything but cool detachment in your photos, as Suri Cruise does. More »

New Casting Ideas for the ‘Sex and the City’ Prequel

New Casting Ideas for the 'Sex and the City' Prequel

Because Sex and the City 2 wasn’t bad enough, there are rumors going around that a new Sex and the City movie is in the works. This one will be a prequel, and among the names bandied about are the Latina Selena Gomez to play super-WASPy Charlotte and vanilla Blake Lively to play the sexually adventurous Samantha. While we’re at it, let’s just cast the whole movie, shall we? More »

The 7 Best Quotes from the ‘Suri’s Burn Book’ Tumblr

The 7 Best Quotes from the 'Suri's Burn Book' Tumblr

I feel like every day I become obsessed with a new Tumblr, and today it’s Suri’s Burn Book. The conceit is that the posts are supposedly written by Suri Cruise as she makes fun of other celebrity kids (and her own parents) who aren’t as fabulous as her. I can totally see Suri growing up to be an even more fearsome Regina George, can’t you? More »

The Daily WTF: Tom Cruise, Thundercat

The Daily WTF: Tom Cruise, Thundercat


Tom Cruise
celebrated his 49th birthday by gathering 40 of his closest friends (40 of his closest Scientologists), dancing to Cuban music and eating Italian food. Additionally, there was a woman on hand to paint Thundercat faces on those guests who required her services. Do we spot a face-painted Suri next to Tom? More »

Crush Links: Graduation Advice from Stephen Colbert

Crush Links: Graduation Advice from Stephen Colbert

•Break out the time machine, because Lance Bass is about to make us all go back to the ’90s with a boy band competition show. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Britney’s back in business and taking Sacramento on by storm. (Celebuzz)

•Celebrity professors? Why not? Who wouldn’t want Suri Cruise teaching them Fashion Negotiation? (College Candy)

Christina Aguilera’s hills are alive with the sound of music. (The Frisky)

Stephen Colbert has some advice for this year’s Northwestern grads. (TheGloss)

Crushable Quotable: Katie Holmes Can’t Say the Word ‘Penis’

Crushable Quotable: Katie Holmes Can't Say the Word 'Penis'

Last week, a photo of Katie Holmes and daughter Suri Cruise holding a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies (shown here) made the rounds online. Today on Ellen, Katie told host Ellen DeGeneres that the whole thing was just an innocent mistake: More »

Gallery: Celebrity iPad Users

Gallery: Celebrity iPad Users

With the new IPad being released next week, we had to get together and check out some fun IPad celebrity users who we are sure are excited about the new upcoming tech candy. More »

Style Crush: Did ‘Black Swan’ Make It Okay To Wear Tutus?

Style Crush: Did 'Black Swan' Make It Okay To Wear Tutus?

Tutus: They’re fun, they’re girly, and they’re not just for your baby sister’s princess costume anymore. The success of Black Swan and the hype surrounding those beautiful Rodarte-designed costumes makes us want to wear tutus everywhere. Here’s a gallery of celebs who have hopped on the tutu train (get it? like choo-choo… ugh) as well. More »

Gallery: Stars Celebrate Labor Day

Gallery: Stars Celebrate Labor Day

We spent our Labor Day weekend desperately clinging to some last rays of sunshine before fall swooped in for our popsicles and bikinis — and it looks like quite a few celebs had the same idea. Bethenny Frankel donned white for a daytime stroll around NYC while The Situation packed up the Jersey Shore house and headed back home to Mom. Take a look at how some more celebs rang in the last summer weekend in our Labor Day gallery. More »

High Heels For Kids? Unhappy Moms Blame Suri Cruise

High Heels For Kids? Unhappy Moms Blame Suri Cruise

Kids these days! And their stilettos!

Our parents didn’t let us wear heels until high school (well, a pair of patent leather Mary-Janes for 8th grade graduation to be exact), but here in 2010, even toddlers can get a few inches taller.

Predictably, Suri Cruise, as the ultimate trendsetter the under 5 set, was the first of the towering tots (as we pointed out in April). Suri has rocked two-inch heels from Gap Kids–and now several UK retailers are carrying heels in… More »

Who Doesn’t Need Their Superfluous Technology Covered in Gold and Diamonds? - This Platinum Supreme iPad case, blinged out with 85.5 carrots of diamonds and covered in 22 carrot gold, is definitely what Suri Cruise will be asking for on her 5th birthday. (via TheFrisky)

Suri Cruise Gets An iPad – We don’t know what a 4-year-old is going to do with that kind of complicated technology. Pick up dudes at bars? (via Life & Style/MSNBC)

Crushable’s Best Of Last Week

Crushable's Best Of Last Week

From Khloe Kardashian to Roxy Olin and some advice for dealing with the awkwardness that online relationship can bring in real life, this week Crushable had it all. Read on for a recap of the best of the best in entertainment, style and relationship content this week: More »

Sweet Repeat: Suri’s Shoes

Sweet Repeat: Suri's Shoes

It’s hard to admit that we’re envious of the shoe closet of a three-year-old, but there it is. Suri Cruise has a penchant for color and an eye for fashion when it comes to shoes — preferring bright reds and greens or metallic silver or gold, and daring to wear a heel even though she’s only been walking for a few years. Note to burgeoning fashionistas: you have to start young if you want to be wearing Louboutins some day! More »

Robert Pattinson Said To Be Frontrunner For Kurt Cobain Biopic

Robert Pattinson Said To Be Frontrunner For Kurt Cobain Biopic

Is Robert Pattinson set to play Kurt Cobain in a new biopic? That casting — the grunge, the ambivalence about fame, the hair — would indeed be brilliant. (The Sun)
Ooooh, an actual picture of Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne kissing. (TMZ)
What a rocky week in love for the cast of Gossip Girl! Leighton Meester has dumped her actor boyfriend. (OK! Magazine)
Tom Brady was seen doing yoga on a Paris rooftop while his model wife Gisele was at a fashion shoot…. More »

Katy Perry And Russell Brand Party With The Easter Bunny

Katy Perry And Russell Brand Party With The Easter Bunny

Katy Perry and Russell Brand backyard BBQ’d with the easter bunny this weekend. Also some friends. (People)
When asked about the current excellent crop of female performers, Jennifer Lopez said in an interview that it’s “it is great to be seen as somebody who was at the forefront of that little girl movement.” Hmmm way to toss yourself a compliment, Jenny from the block. (MTV)
Tiger Woods is back playing the field…. err, he teed in Augusta to gear up for the… More »

Kate Winslet Got Bored With Sam Mendes

Kate Winslet Got Bored With Sam Mendes

Apparently there was no other woman, Kate Winslet was just “bored”. (New York Daily News)
Mackenzie Phillips continues to look a little funny, but with now has fewer wrinkles. (Huffington Post)
While pregnant, Ellen Pompeo gained a whole pants size, but was forced to wear size 26 jeans. (Us Magazine)
Suri Cruise’s purse is worth more than our car. (Us Magazine)
Chris Rock is walking around with a mystery child. Could it be his daughter? (Page Six)
Scary: In 2004, Snooki was charged for… More »

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Celebrate 3rd Anniversary

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Celebrate 3rd Anniversary

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrated their third anniversary on November 18th by heading out to dinner at Abe & Louie’s steakhouse.

After dinner the couple headed back to their hotel where Tom emerged a few minutes later with the couple’s three year-old daughter Suri to go for a quick walk before bedtime.

Though they were technically married in Los Angeles just prior, Tom and Katie celebrated their marriage at Odescalchi castle in Bracciano, Italy three years ago after a very publicized… More »