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Topic: The Bachelor
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Crush Links: Will Chris Lambton Accept The 'Bachelor' Producers' Rose?
Time will tell. Chris Lambton, the runner-up this past season on The Bachelorette, is being wooed by producers to accept their offer to become – cue the dramatic music – The Next Bachelor. The show is banking on Chris, but he wants to “break the rules.” (Us Weekly)
Glee’s Dianna Agron is acting really giddy and girlfriend-y around her I Am Number Four co-star Alex Pettyfer. The other day, they coordinated T-shirts: hers said “What Part of Peace Don’t You Understand?” and his said, “Peace, Love, and Rock and Roll.” (People)
Meanwhile, things are not going so well for estranged hottie Glee couple Naya Rivera and Mark Salling. Not only did she key his Lexus in a jealous rage, she threw herself a dance party while doing it. (Radar)
Amid the rumors John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are “back on,” John would like us to know that he is “completely single.” (MTV)
Blind item: An actress has solicited her husband’s archnemesis to write jokes for her during an uncoming media presentation. Her one condition: Be as vicious as possible. (Dlisted)
Some Playmate claims she made a sex tape with Heidi and Spencer stole it. We’re covering our ears lalalalalalalalala. (Radar)
Instead of skinny models, Jessica Simpson will “send her best friends — real women in real sizes — down the aisle” to model her new clothing line. (Popeater)
Lindsay Lohan’s first post-jail-and-rehab tweet! (Lindsay’s Twitter) … More »
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The Lameness Continues On 'Bachelor Pad'
19 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsThe Bachelor Pad is sososo lame. But yet we keep watching; we are obligated to continue suffering through the Pad for several reasons: our bizarre devotion to the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise; our desire to keep Chris “I’m A Believer” Harrison employed; because we want The Weatherman to pull a coup and go home with the $250,000 prize.
Is that weird? Because of all the lame-ass people on this overlong spin-off, The Weatherman is by far the worst. Scratch that.
Here’s Crushable’s Top 5 Bachelor Pad denizens who are far more offensive than The Weatherman:
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Fake Chris Harrison Twitter Entertains Us, Dupes Jake Pavelka
Chris Harrison, who still believes that The Bachelor can produce long-lasting love, is – in dead seriousness – the best thing about the ABC franchise. Chris is not only a puppet of producers – forced to play dumb on things like, “Frank Neuschaefer has a secret girlfriend – whaaaa?” – but he is also a calming force of sanity within a manse full of sociopaths. He seems to sincerely care about each and every contestant, even as he secretly collabs with the show to stir the pot. See: Bachelor Pad! With that said, here’s a gift from the Twitter gods: Chris Harrison has a tweeter-impersonator who managed to trick ex-Bachelor Jake Pavelka into thinking the Fake Chris Harrison feed was REAL. … More »
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This Week's Top TV Moments: An Illustrated Guide
25 days ago by Crushable Staff | Comment
Crushable and Guest of a Guest have teamed up to bring you a post which combines our favorite things: television, and party pictures. Miss the latest episode of your favorite show? We’ll do better than recap it: we’ll ILLUSTRATE it for you! … More »
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The 5 Lamest People On 'Bachelor Pad'
27 days ago by erin | 4 CommentsWe watched Bachelor Pad last night, and it was weird. We’re shameless fans/ruthless critics of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, what with all the crazy people, thwarted romance and “final rose of the night” nonsense. But if you’re into the ABC franchise, you might not be into the spin-off: It’s got the crazy people and the thwarted romance but there’s money involved – the grand prize is $250K (we think) – and no one to root for. Basically, everybody sucks. Allow us to rank the suckiest. … More »
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Crush Links: Jake Pavelka Runs Half-Marathon With Kelly Bensimon
34 days ago by erin | 2 CommentsWorlds are colliding! World are colliding! Jake “Tom Cruise Complex” Pavelka runs a Chicago marathon with Crazy Kelly. (Daily Mail UK)
Is Spencer trying to break into the Jersey Shore? The reality TV villain known as “Fleshbeard” on the blogs allegedly sent Snooki’s ex to the Jerz to reunite with her … More » -
Crushable's Best Of Last Week
43 days ago by Drew Grant | CommentLast week geared us up for the new seasons of Jersey Shore and Mad Men with the constant rumors about some of the stars of the show, though we spent most of the time thinking about Lindsay Lohan in jail and vampires. D’uh. What else? Oh, Olivia Munn says hey. … More »
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Frank Neuschaefer Dumps 'Bachelorette' Ali, And The Breakup Is Brutal
48 days ago by erin | 12 CommentsFrank Neuschaefer burst Ali Fedotowsky’s bubble tonight, and this time, it really WAS the most dramatic event in Bachelorette history. As we’ve been reporting for weeks now, Frank dumped Ali in Tahiti to return to Chicago to his girlfriend Nicole Caruso; Ali cried, Frank cried, it was a big giant … More »
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Behind The Scenes Of A 'Bachelor' Audition
You’ve heard about what happens when your boyfriend auditions for The Bachelor. But what happens behind the scenes when you audition to DATE the Bachelor, standing in line with other aspiring Bachelor-daters like so much as a herd of cattle?
A Crushable pal who spoke on condition of anonymity (she signed … More » -
It Really Sucks When Your Boyfriend Goes On 'The Bachelorette'
Ladies, if your boyfriend leaves you to be the next Bachelor or date The Bachelorette, then you know your relationship was doomed from the beginning. Or maybe he wanted to get famous and this was all a nefarious plan and once the whole ordeal was over, he’d come back home … More »
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Spotted: Rozlyn From 'The Bachelor' Leaving The Country
Remember Rozlyn Papa from The Bachelor season with Crazy Eyes Jake Pavelka? The sultry blonde who developed feelings for a show producer rather than the main event, i.e. Jake. (We felt for ya, Roz). Her sex tape was later leaked, and her housemates pounced on her for her cheatin’ ways … More »
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The Best Of ... Low-Budge Dating Shows
Long before the Jake and Vienna fell in lurve – and hashed out their Bachelor drama in the most dramatic non-rose ceremony yet – there existed a few cult cable shows that somewhere felt more real than the forced ABC romance franchise (where all the provocative stuff happens off camera … More »
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Jake And Vienna Hurl Insults And Accusations On Camera
62 days ago by erin | 5 CommentsAnyone got the ratings numbers for The Bachelorette? Because we’re sure they doubled during the “special” he said/she said sitdown with Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi that aired during Monday night’s show. With Chris “Your Love Was Beautiful” Harrison as mediator, the franchise milked the bitter tabloid breakup for all … More »
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Crush Links: Vienna Calls Jake A 'Liar' And 'Famewhore'
Vienna accused Jake of famewhore-dom, then “burst into tears and stormed out” during a heated verbal confrontation … filmed by ABC, of course. Also Vienna? Calling Jake a famewhore? File under pot and kettle! (People)
Speaking of Vienna, here are some NSFW pics. Seriously. (TMZ)
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Crushable's Best Of Last Week
71 days ago by Drew Grant | CommentFrom Jersey Shore to American Apparel, from weird ketchup packets to dealbreakers that aren’t really dealbreakers, this week had a lot going on. Lets take a look at some of our personal favorite posts here at Crushable from the last couple days.
Entertainment:
• We talked to Danya Proud, friend of Bachelorette … More »
