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Whitney Port Is Dating One Of The Producers From Her Reality Show The City
According to a source, Whitney Port and Tim Rosenman “have always had crushes on each other” since they worked together on MTV’s reality series The City. It’s like a modern-day fairy tale! More »
Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?
Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »
We Use WebMD to Diagnose Audrina Patridge’s ‘Chest Problem’ (Spoiler: It’s Breast Implants)
The Hills star Audrina Patridge is still denying that she’s gotten breast implants, using the really unconvincing argument that she suffers from a medical condition that makes her breasts different sizes. In her own words:
“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”
Hard to interpret, right? More »
Poll: Which Supporting Character Do You Want to See in the ‘Hills’ Movie?
Now don’t get too excited: Nothing is set in stone yet. Audrina Patridge was on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show this morning, where she said that enough time has passed since the series finale of The Hills (in 2010) that she could see herself and the other cast members getting together to do a movie. God knows that creator Adam DiVello — whose only producing credits are within the incestuous web of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and The City — needs the work. And now that Speidi is dead broke and looking for new reality jobs, the stars could have aligned enough to bring about this unasked-for big-screen sequel.
But the truth is, we don’t actually care about Ol’ Ceiling Eyes and her friends. The real stars we want involved are the fake love interests and faker co-workers that populated their tiny world! More »
The 5 Best Quotes from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Tell-All Interview
Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lately. Are they vacationing in St. Barts? Getting loads of cash to appear at someone’s birthday party? Actually, no — they’re crashing at Spencer’s parents’ place because they’re dead broke, and bemoaning all of their regrets to The Daily Beast. At least, that’s what they say. Since the article is about how every aspect of their incredibly-public lives has been a sham — they never broke up, for one — it’s tough not to add a huge grain of salt to everything they say. But they claim that they’re living out the dark, attentionless side of reality fame. Here, their mistakes, plus some insights into The Hills and everything that came after. More »
How Would Kristin Cavallari and Ben Savage Even Know Each Other, Let Alone Date?
So, Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari was snapped leaving Troubador the other night with none other than Ben Savage. That’s Cory from Boy Meets World! This is more than a little disturbing, because we figured that even if he and Topanga — err, Danielle Fishel — never got together, he’d at least go for a girl who isn’t a raging bitch.
There must be some sort of “6 degrees of separation” deal going on here. More »
Questionable Choices: Kristin Cavallari’s Glass Bikini
Once when I was swimsuit shopping, I came across a velvet maillot with the following label: “Do not wear in water.” The idea of a bathing suit that you can’t wear for, well, bathing has always seemed pretty crazy to me, but I guess there’s a market for “thing to wear while lounging near water, even though I refuse to go in it.”
At a party in Miami for Skyy Vodka, former Hills star Kristin Cavallari sported this really cute blue swimsuit. It turns out, though, that the suit was covered in tiny pieces of glass. More »
Celebrity Lookalikes: Charlie Hunnam and Spencer Pratt
Sons of Anarchy hottie Charlie Hunnam piled on the facial hair to play the laidback, been-around-the-block atheist protagonist of Matthew Chapman‘s modern parable The Ledge. Unfortunately, he cultivated quite the flesh-colored beard, which is giving us vivid flashbacks to The Hills star Spencer Pratt.
The worst part was when Hunnam’s character seduced Liv Tyler away from evangelical hubby Patrick Wilson; every sex scene (SFW) I couldn’t help but imagine Spencer in his marital bed with Heidi Montag. You can never unsee something like that! More »
Crush Links: Lauren Conrad Is Slowly Nearing World Domination
• Get the lowdown on Charlie Sheen‘s latest goddess, Megan Levant, from her former sorority sister. (College Candy)
• Even though Hollywood relationships are notoriously short-lived, it’s encouraging to see exes who manage to stay friends after the break-up: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, and others. (gURL)
• Along with her makeup artist and hair stylist, The Hills‘ Lauren Conrad has launched a new website, The Beauty Department, with tutorials and daily inspirations. (Oh No They Didn’t)
• New couple alert? Emma Roberts may have been smooching Glee star Chord Overstreet at Coachella. (Celebuzz)
• It’s not all about William — Prince Harry, who’ll be the best man at his older brother’s wedding (aww!), just got promoted to Captain in the British Army. (Uinterview)
Crush Links: Does this Mean that ‘The Hills’ Was Fake?!
Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Lohan might star in a movie together about Charles Manson; Marilyn would play Charles’ right-hand man, Tex Watson, and Lindsay would play Sharon Tate. (TMZ) More »
Crush Links: Ryan Seacrest Needs Spencer Pratt as His Intern Link He Needs a Hole in the Head
Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)
Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)
Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More »
Crush Links: Audrina ‘Ceiling Eyes’ Patridge’s New Show Debuts Next Month
Will you watch Audrina Patridge‘s new reality show? At least it has to be better than The Hills... right?(People)
Mike Huckabee accuses 29-year-old Academy Award winning actress and Harvard grad, Natalie Portman, of “glorifying and “glamourizing” out-of-wedlock pregnancy. (Us Magazine)
Paula Abdul called 911 on her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. (TMZ) More »
Reality TV Made Jason Wahler An Addict. And Dr. Drew Didn’t Help.
Former Hills star Jason Wahler looked a little out of place on Dr. Drew‘s celebrity rehab last season. He may have a DUI under his belt, but he didn’t seem nearly as troubled as some of the other participants (aside from Rachel “addicted to love” Uchitel). And now he tells Life & Style that was because he was already sober when he went on the reality rehab show.
And not only did Dr. Drew do little to help him during filming, he never followed up with Wahler after treatment. More »
Crushable Quotable: Kristin Cavallari Resents MTV. How About The Money She Made?
Kristin Cavallari, the former MTV reality star, is upset with her former producers. She’s going to be on ABC’s The Middle and spoke to Xfinity.TV about her experiences on Laguna Beach. Namely she thinks she was manipulated by MTV’s producers. But clearly not enough to not cash their checks. Or avoid going on their spin-off show The Hills.
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Spencer Pratt Has A New Single – Hey, you guys remember Spencer Pratt?! If not, don’t worry. He’ll make sure you never forget how awful he is by singing and rapping in his new little ditty “I Got Doe.” Like a deer, a female deer? (The Hollywood Gossip)
Be Afraid: Spencer Pratt Has A New Reality Show
For the past week or so, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been all over the tabloids explaining that they’ve blown through the $10 million they earned from MTV. But now, Spencer has a back up plan. It involves a lot of tattood dudes with large flesh wounds and trashy chics with knives. You guessed it, it’s Spencer’s genius new reality show The Inland Empire 909.
Radar has an exclusive trailer for your viewing pleasure. According to Spencer: “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive.”
I’m not sure the world needs to see that. But the good news is – they may never have to.
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Dear Lauren Conrad: You Are Boring. And That’s OK.
In the wake of Audrina Partridge getting kicked off of Dancing With The Stars, every single cast members from The OC and its spinoff The Hills (and that spinoff’s spinoff The City) is currently off the air. That fact may end up forcing Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out of the country (we can only hope), but other castmembers are gearing up for their own shows. Like Lauren Conrad, who’s been taping her new fashion reality show for the past month. This week she spoke to In Touch about the show, and gave about zero information about what it will be like. Here’s what she said:
“It’s more career-based, about my life and fashion. I wanted my own personal life.”
Um, here’s the thing Lauren. No one cares about your fashion career. And how are you going to share your impressive eye rolls if we won’t have access to the crappy men you’re dating? Come on. Work with your strengths! More »
Kristin Cavallari Takes Doug Reinhardt Off the Market Again
Wow, that was fast, wasn’t it? Just last week, professional something-or-other Doug Reinhardt was making public statements about his not-so-amicable split from long-time spit-swapper Paris Hilton, and today’s news is that he can’t stop making out with Hills costar Kristin Cavallari. More »
Crush Links: Heidi Montag Files For Divorce
• Just two months after filing for legal separation from her crystal wearing husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is now seeking a full dissolution of marriage from the bearded fame whore. (People)
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez broke up because “He is 23 and determined to prove he’s a hot commodity by playing the field.” (Page Six)
• In other break-up news, the wedding’s reportedly off for Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Bummer, we wanted to see Sarah Palin… More »
Robin Sparkles: I Love The Celebrity Nightlife!
When Crushable asked me to write a celebrity nightlife column, I was like WHOA, best job ever, right? I’ve been Vajazzled, I’ve dated a Scientologist, and boned in my mom’s bed, but I’ve never, like, reported-reported. Except for the time I got hit on by John Mayer – ha!
Getting paid to hang out at the hottest clubs with celebrities whose numbers are now in my Crackberry is the best thing ever. The only downsides are I sleep with my Crackberry… More »