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Christina Hendricks Is Tired Of Being Asked If She’s Tired Of Being Asked About Her Boobs
Asking if someone is tired of being asked about her boobs is the new asking about her boobs. More »
Comedian Brody Stevens Livetweets a Manic Breakdown, Nearly Gets Arrested
Something strange has been going on with comedian Brody Stevens these past few days: he appears to be live-tweeting a mental breakdown that has become so intense as to warrant police intervention. If you don’t know who Brody Stevens is, he’s a talented comedian who has appeared in both Hangover films as well as Sarah Silverman’s Jesus Is Magic. Last week, he received some attention when he took over hosting duties for the show TMZ on TV, and yesterday he was handcuffed and nearly arrested after an altercation at a Los Angeles Starbucks. More »
The Most Insane Quotes From Charlie Sheen’s TMZ Interview
The nation’s latest trainwreck obsession, crack-addled Charlie Sheen, was just on TMZ delivering a live interview. And it was totally manic and nuts, of course. For your watercooler enjoyment, here are the most insane things Charlie actually uttered out loud: More »
Did Lindsay Lohan NOT Steal A Necklace?
Hey remember when Lindsay Lohan had all that jewelry stolen from her in the Bling Ring case? To make up for it, she may have straight-up walked out of a store with a $2,500 necklace. Like, the cameras have her on tape, trying on the necklace right before it goes missing. Though since there is no footage of her leaving the store, proving it will be harder than getting back your 2g iPhone from some coke-heads at a bar on Avenue A. More »
Lindsay Lohan ‘Worried’ About Charlie Sheen
This is just adorable: Charlie Sheen‘s latest hospital jaunt due to a laughing-induced hernia during a 36-hour drug-and-prostitutes romp caught the attention of Lindsay Lohan. She is really worried about Charlie Sheen, you guys, and in no way should her “concern” for his health be confused for an attempt to remind Hollywood that she is not the biggest screw-up celebrity this week. Here are some other people that are worried* about Charlie Sheen right now. More »
Lets Guess What ‘Bed Intruder’ Antoine Dodson’s Reality Show Will Be!
Do we have to tell you that Antoine Dodson, the guy behind the Bed Intruder song* is now getting a reality show? Really? We’d rather not. But fine:
TMZ says Antoine will be getting a reality show. Good for him. Really living the American Dream, assuming the American Dream involved turning the event of your sister almost getting sexually assaulted in her own home into a song you perform on Lopez Tonight. We blame those auto-tune the news guys. More »
Parting Tweet: Billy Ray Cyrus Finds Out About Miley’s Bong, Apologizes To Internet
Oh man, Billy Ray Cyrus woke up this morning, breathed in the fresh mountain (?) air, and made himself a big cup of coffee. Then he turned on his computer and found this shit. Dude’s day is totally ruined. More »
Worst Satirical Acting Of the Day: The Situation Or Ashton Kutcher?
Today, two amazing viral videos were released. Sorry, did I say amazing? I meant “clunky” and “poorly-scripted, directed, and acted.” One of these videos has Ashton Kutcher pretending to be a Harvey Levin-type, except in his world, celebrities are the ones who report on the scandals of…wait for it…TMZ employees! Get it? Get it?! Almost as clever as the Selebsuit! More »
Video: Charlyne Yi Fights Back At TMZ, World’s Biggest Jerks
Could TMZ create a story so despicable even TMZ wouldn’t report it? That seems to be what happened with indie darling Charlyne Yi, who released a retaliation video after falling victim to a Harvey Levin smear campaign. TMZ documented Charlyne on the streets of L.A. where she was working for charity organization Oxfam — a group dedicated to raising awareness of world poverty and injustice. (Or awareness of hungry oxen, if you’re one of the hilarious minds over at TMZ.) More »
IMDB Goofs IRL: Ricki Lake’s House
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Early yesterday, Ricky Lake called 9-1-1 and told dispatchers her couch was on fire, and could be overheard telling her children that “Mommy had a mistake.” Actually it was her entire house that was on fire, and the phrase should have been “Mommy made a mistake.” More »
Russell Brand Arrested- After lashing out at paparrazo while going through LAX security, Willy Wonka weirdo Russell Brand was taken into custody. He was wearing a shirt that said: “Good God, Let Me Breathe a Little.” Should tipped the cameraman off, you’d think. Oh, and of course there’s video. (via TMZ)
Spencer Pratt Arrested for Carrying Gun in Costa Rica, Sells Own Story to TMZ – At this point Spencer’s like one of those starving animals that is surviving by consuming his own fat cells. (via TMZ)
Timbaland Probably Did Not Try to Kill Himself Over a Watch – This is very good news, as his family was finally able to call off the manhunt for the famed record producer after his $2 million watch was stolen. Should that we all have $2 million watches to lose in this life. (via TMZ)
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Divorce – Pretty much what you’d expect, and who you’d expect to hear it from. We had almost forgotten about those two, what with Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson taking the spotlight recently. (via TMZ)
Is Edward Furlong the New Mel Gibson?
Edward Furlong – whose crackly voice and perpetually youthful looks made him one of my top 10 crushes in high school – has apparently gone off the deep end, Mel Gibson-style. No, he didn’t wreck his car and start screaming about the Jews, but the Terminator 2 star allegedly left threatening voicemails to his estranged wife Rachael Kneeland, allowing her to get a restraining order against Edward both for herself and her 3-year old son, Ethan. Wondering what Pecker‘s hero left on tape that was so damning? More »
Gloria Allred Going On Hunger Strike…For Women!
Gloria Allred – the attorney who has represented everyone from Rachel Uchitel to Joslyn James to…other people that did not have sex with Tiger Woods – told TMZ that she won’t be eating for 30 days so people will pay attention to the Equal Rights Amendment. Which is great and all doing a mitzvah like that to raise awareness for Gloria Allred women.
But we wonder how her current clients are going to feel when the person they’re paying hundreds of… More »
Julianne Hough Thought Ryan Seacrest Was Gay, Along with Rest Of World
Ryan Seacrest, gay? No! Wait, really? How could anyone, let alone someone who has spent time being paid off by his publicists to pretend they were dating sharing the same bed with the American Idol host think that he was played for the other team?
Okay, that joke was a little obvious, but it is funny that someone overheard Ryan’s girlfriend Julianne Hough admitting that she thought the most famous metrosexual in Hollywood was gay, especially since he”was after me since… More »
10 Other Names Michael Lohan Could Give His Bar Besides ‘Controversy’
So Michael Lohan, king of all things classy, is opening up a nightclub with a noble mission: He’ll be making sure that in his bar, there will be car service for anyone to drunk to drive home. Way to turn your DUI into a get rich quick scheme, Michael. Oh, and just so you think Lindsay Lohan’s father was finally above using his daughter’s multitude of drug and alcohol problems to market his own brand, the club will also “screen… More »
Cops Find Out Why Jersey Shore Star Called ‘The Situation’ – Seaside Heights police force ordered Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino to put his abs away after his shirtless torso almost caused a riot on the beach this weekend. Now if only he could put a bag over his head, he’d be perfect. (via TMZ)