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Cops Find Out Why Jersey Shore Star Called ‘The Situation’ – Seaside Heights police force ordered Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino to put his abs away after his shirtless torso almost caused a riot on the beach this weekend. Now if only he could put a bag over his head, he’d be perfect. (via TMZ)
Sarah Silverman Explains Lost - We have tried to shy away from the billion plus parodies/recaps/explanations of Lost now that we’re done wasting six years of our lives on that show, but come on. We’d watch Sarah Silverman explain the phone book, and we know she’s already gotten the inside scoop from the producers. (via TMZ)
Celebrity Rehab Devoid Of Celebs – Wow, did Dr. Drew really think he could get Lindsay Lohan or Heather Locklear on his show? I mean, Lindsay’s kind of a train wreck, but she’s still a couple notches above Daniel Baldwin. Or…maybe not? He did get Rodney King on there, after all. (via TMZ)
Miley Cyrus’ New Image Includes Lap-Dances, Learning Nothing From Tween Predecessors
Though her single ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ may have been Miley Cyrus’ attempt to prove to the world that she’s not just a Disneyfied robot (she’s a sexy one, too!), if she really wanted everyone to think of her as not-so-innocent, all she had to do was start giving lap dances to gay producers of her Nicolas Sparks’ feature, The Last Song. Oh, and then sell the video to TMZ, and voila! You’re well on your way to becoming the… More »
Dina And Lindsay Lohan: No Sleep Till Deposition!
So either Dina Lohan really wants her daughter to go to jail, or she is just one of those misguided parents that thinks that being your child’s friend is more important than being their mother. Or hey, why pick just one? When your kid is Lindsay Lohan, you are basically already the front-runner for Worst Parents Of The Year award, right next to those moms with Munchausen by proxy syndrome . Either way, now that Lindsay definitely has to go… More »
Big Brother Star Arrested Again – So not only did Matt McDonald allegedly beat his pregnant girlfriend, but then sent his family on an attack campaign to harass her into dropping the charges. Guess the show did teach him something about manipulation and alliances, though it’s also gotten him arrested for a second time on charges of witness intimidation. (TMZ)
Melissa Smith Jumps Aboard The ‘Apologize To Sandra Bullock’ Train
Well isn’t that nice. None of Tiger Woods’ mistresses could take time out of their busy money-grubbing schedule to send off a quick little thank you/my bad note to Elin Nordegren for ruining her life, but when it comes to Jesse James’ tattooed ladies, they are as gracious as Miss Manners (if Miss Manners was a White Power enthusiast who posed naked on the web). First Michelle “Bombshell” McGee went on Australian TV to personally apologize to James’ wife, Sandra… More »
Kumar Gets Help From The Prez – Even though he no longer works for Barack Obama, Kal Penn‘s mugging yesterday is now under the jurisdiction of the secret service. It must be nice to have friends in high (no joke here, move along) places. (TMZ)
Sorry, Shayne Lamas, This Is Your New Husband’s Website
You guys remember Shayne Lamas, winner of The Bachelor season 12 and daughter of Lorenzo Lamas? Well, things fell through for Lamas and her reality prince in shining armor, but don’t worry, it’s not like she’s made a totally irrational and rash rebound by getting married to a guy she’s only known for a week. Oh wait, that’s exactly what she did. But it gets even better. More »
Other Reasons Kiefer Sutherland Could Have Been Thrown Out Of That Strip Club
Drowning away his sorrow over the last season of 24, Kiefer Sutherland got himself booted from a nudie bar in London after not getting that the “topless” isn’t referring to the patrons. But we’re starting to believe that Keifer’s public alcoholism is just a drunken cover-up for what’s really going on. More »
In A Seedy Paparazzi World, Some Flashjockeys Play Nice With Celebs
It was just after one in the morning at the Thompson LES Hotel and the Cinema Society bash for Filth and Wisdom was winding down. As some of the A-list talent, such as Madonna and Naomi Watts made their way out of the party, the herd of paparazzi was audible from the elevators in the lobby through the glass doors. “Coming out!” one yelled, as nearly 40 men and women gathered on the sidewalk behind makeshift barricades readied everything from… More »
Dina Lohan tired of Michael Lohan hurting family
Dina Lohan fought back Wednesday against ex-husband Michael Lohan’s attempt to hurt his family and daughter Lindsay Lohan through the release of very hurtful and old audio tapes that reveal shocking family secrets.
Dina spoke to TMZ in more than a 20 minute interview taped in three parts about how Michael Lohan is hurting not only Lindsay but their other four children.
“It’s time now that someone has to speak out for my children because I not only have Lindsay, but… More »
Were Lindsay Lohan’s rosary beads among the stolen items?
Lindsay Lohan wears rosary beads in this blast-from-the-past February 2008 file photo that were later stolen from her house and worn by one of the “Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch” suspects, according to TMZ.
Pictures have appeared on TMZ showing alleged suspect Courtney Ames wearing the beaded rosary type necklace which appears to be identical to one that Lohan wore in pictures in 2008.
Lindsay’s home was burglarized during a string of celebrity heists, allegedly by the “Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch” which also… More »
