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Dr. Drew goes after Tom Cruise

Dr. Drew goes after Tom Cruise

Newscom Dr. Drew is one hot biyatch. On his show yesterday, he called out Tom Cruise for being crazy:

“A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious… More »

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes might have asbestos poisoning?

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes might have asbestos poisoning?

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So! Apparently, Tom and Kate were on the official Scientology Party Ship (yes, there is such a thing), and now they’re suspected of having asbestos poisoning. Looks like the Thetans kind of messed up on this one, don’t you think? There is a serious side to this, though, because if they DO have asbestos poisoning, they could get cancer and die.

(That would be bad.)… More »

The complete Tom Cruise Oprah interview

The complete Tom Cruise Oprah interview

Here is the complete Tom Cruise on Oprah interview.

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The Tom Cruise Oprah Interview

The Tom Cruise Oprah Interview

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Here are some excerpts from the Tom Cruise Oprah Interview, tentatively titled “See! I’m Not Crazy!”

On the Couch Jumping Incident

“When we finished that show with you jumping up on the sofa, I was like, ‘Wow. What was that?’” she tells him in an interview in his Telluride, Colo., home. “I had no idea it was going to turn into an international brouhaha, as I’m sure you did not either.”

She even confesses, “I was… More »

Tom Cruise on Oprah AGAIN

Tom Cruise on Oprah AGAIN

Okay, so Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah, apparently because we didn’t have enough slices of Crazy Pie the first time. Pundits are guessing that him and Oprah are going to shoot the shizzit about his couch jumping antics, Katie, Scientology, and the premise that DUDE IS FREAKING INSANE. Oh, and as an added bonus? He asked (*cough* threatened *cough*) a whole bunch of his “friends” to call in and tell us all how incredible amazing Tom Cruise is…. More »

Guess who’s coming back to the Oprah show? Why, Tom Cruise!

Guess who's coming back to the Oprah show? Why, Tom Cruise!

Remember this?

Awww, yeah. The beginning of countless parodies, crazy talk, and quiet speculation that Tommy Boy had finally gone off his meds. Well, it’s about to happen again (hopefully they’ll have removed the offending couch) because Tom Cruise is coming back to Oprah for the first time since this infamous appearance three years ago. Apparently he’s coming up on the 25th anniversary of his role in “Risky Business”, one of the crappiest movies of the 80′s, and there’s going… More »

There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats

There's a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats

Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star in Nazi movies, and make long speeches about L.Ron Hubbard? … More »

Watch Tom Cruise’s Insane Scientology Birthday Party Video

Watch Tom Cruise's Insane Scientology Birthday Party Video

Aww! Now WHY is everyone always ragging on Scientology? They look like they’re having fun, singing some songs, dancing, hailing Xenu, etc. Good clean fun!

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Tidbits from the new Andrew Morton Tom Cruise biography

Tidbits from the new Andrew Morton Tom Cruise biography

Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote that Princess Diana tell-all, has penned a new one all about everyone’s favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise. Here are some tidbits from the book:

Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby”

• Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists

• Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”

• Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham

Yeah, well, as long as it sells copies I’m sure Andy will write pretty… More »