Topic: tony romo

  • Jimmy Kimmel's Sarah Silverman Dig

    We thought Jimmy Kimmel’s latest viral video attempt, “Handsome Men’s Club,” where a bunch of Hollywood’s hottest dudes hang out and talk about how handsome they are (this isn’t a real thing?), was cute. Then we realized that it was a thinly veiled dig at ex Sarah Silverman, who said … More

  • Star Shrinking: Jess's Mess

    Poor Jessica Simpson. Just when the tabloids are starting to forget about her last relationship scandal — her break-up with Tony Romo — John Mayer has to talk about her to Playboy and remind the world that they used to bang. A lot. Jess has been classy about it, and … More

  • How John Mayer Ruined Jessica's Rep

    Jessica Simpson is planning to cry to Oprah about how John Mayer wronged her by revealing intimate details about their sex life to Playboy magazine, inspiring today’s controversy of the day: all the ways Jessica’s toxic ex has wronged her before.
    Back at the beginning of this century, Jessica was … More

  • Confessions Of A Real-Life Gossip Girl

    When people ask what I do for a living, there’s no easy way to explain it.
    I missed my best friend from high school’s bachelorette party because a certain daughter of a certain music icon was rushed to the hospital in an apparent drug overdose. When 911 is called for a … More

  • Jessica Simpson wants a rich - I mean, INTELLECTUAL - man

    Oh, Jessica Simpson. You make it too easy, sweet cheeks.

    In a recent interview with ‘Extra’, Jessica decided that she would do a little matchmaking. FOR HERSELF. Here’s her idea of the perfect guy:
    “I definitely love a spiritual man — somebody that is going to always inspire me……I don’t want … More

  • Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson! I want to break up with you.

    I don’t think that Jessica Simpson had this in mind for her birthday surprise, do you? Boyfriend Tony Romo broke up with Yodelin’ Yolanda the night before her 29th birthday; apparently they had been having problems for a while, one of which was HE WAS DATING JESSICA SIMPSON. Any girlfriend … More

  • Jessica Simpson sings the National Anthem at a golf tourney - pics and video

    Jessica Simpson is making it too easy for me, folks. I mean, seriously – she is like the worst singer in the history of singers. Small children start crying when they hear her. Forest animals cringe in horror, scurrying to their dens. Aliens eavesdropping on our planet are all like … More

  • Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair - pics

    Earlier this week I told you about Jessica Simpson somehow, by the miracle of Baby Jebus and unicorn magic, landed a feature in Vanity Fair. I’m pretty sure that she sold her soul to Satan to do this. But she looks pretty, right? The whole selling the soul to Satan … More

  • Who did Jessica Simpson have to pay to get on the cover of Vanity Fair?

    Jessica Simpson is on the cover of this month’s Vanity Fair, and yes, you’re not alone in thinking “Durr? Whazza?” She’s got nothing going on except an awkward relationship with footballer Tony Romo and an embarrassingly stunted country music career that fizzled out before it even got started. Her interview … More

  • Jessica Simpson flubs up bigtime on Good Morning America

    Jessica Simpson is one of those singers you either really like or really dislike. I’m in the really dislike camp; I think she has absolutely no talent and makes every song she sings sound like she’s trying to pass a gigantic kidney stone or two. Here’s an example of what … More