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It’s a girl for Tori Spelling

It's a girl for Tori Spelling

NewscomLight up a cigar and pass the stale bubble gum, because Tori Spelling has done popped out another baby.

Tori welcomed baby Stella Doreen (I actually really, really like that name) yesterday; baby was 6 pounds, 8 ounces. Mom and baby are doing fine. Big brother Liam is currently plotting on how to steal back the attention from little sister; so far, he’s got taking off his diaper, pitching a screaming fit, and throwing oatmeal on the agenda. … More »

Tori Spelling is scheduled to pop today

Tori Spelling is scheduled to pop today

Image credit Newscom Just so you know, because this is SUPER IMPORTANT, Tori Spelling is set to pop out another baby spawn today out of her fertile loins. As you can see from this picture taken yesterday, everything is ready: the boobies have ripened nicely in anticipation of the milk they are about to start spraying about willy-nilly, her hips have widened to give greater support to the giant watermelon that’s about to come shooting forth, and she’s wearing sunglasses…. More »

Your desperation is showing, Tori Spelling

Your desperation is showing, Tori Spelling

picApp_publisherId = 674;picApp_imageId = 6218;picApp_imageWidth = 343;picApp_imageHeight = 504;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();Okay. So we all know that Tori Spelling doesn’t really have anything to do with her time other than boink other women’s husbands and get knocked up, right? Well, she’s realizing that as well, and is making it known that she would LOVE to be in a 90210 remake. She really would. REALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY. Listen to this:

“My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I’m sure he… More »

Tori Spelling wants her ex to read her new book

Tori Spelling wants her ex to read her new book

picApp_publisherId = 674;picApp_imageId = 4218;picApp_imageWidth = 335;picApp_imageHeight = 504;picApp_configUrl = “http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/GetConfig.aspx”;picApp_Picview=”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/FlashSite/en/picviewerv1_1.swf”;picapp_numberOfLine=2;ImageServe();Tori Spelling, a woman not known for her tact, stated today that she wants her ex-husband to read her new book so he will understand what went wrong between them.

Um, well, here’s the short version, Ex-Spelling Husband: Your wife decided to sleep with another man, while you were still in the picture. Ta da! Just saved you $25.

Anyway, here’s Tori’s statement:

Spelling, who is now married to Dean McDermott,… More »