Topic: Trials

• Happy Birthday, Jessica Simpson! I want to break up with you.

  By: Wendy Boswell | Comment | Jul 14, 12:23am ET

  I don’t think that Jessica Simpson had this in mind for her birthday surprise, do you? Boyfriend Tony Romo broke up with Yodelin’ Yolanda the night before her 29th birthday; apparently they had been having problems for a while, one of which was HE WAS DATING JESSICA SIMPSON. Any girlfriend … More

• Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair - pics

  By: Wendy Boswell | Comment | May 8, 2:06am ET

  Earlier this week I told you about Jessica Simpson somehow, by the miracle of Baby Jebus and unicorn magic, landed a feature in Vanity Fair. I’m pretty sure that she sold her soul to Satan to do this. But she looks pretty, right? The whole selling the soul to Satan … More

• Whoops! Jessica Simpson forgets lyrics, fights tears in concert

  By: Wendy Boswell | 1 Comment | Feb 6, 2:28pm ET

  Jessica Simpson is not having a good year, yall. She’s gained a lot of weight, she’s had a public romance that’s gone bad, and now her so-called comeback is sucking wind, mostly because she’s a HORRIBLE singer, but also because she forgot the words and fought tears on stage. Watch:

  Seriously, … More