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A Collection of Ungrateful Christmas Tweets Might Make You Lose Faith in Humanity

A Collection of Ungrateful Christmas Tweets Might Make You Lose Faith in Humanity

Christmas is a time to get together with family and show them your love. Unless they got you the wrong color cell phone.Then it’s time to knock them out with a ceramic reindeer.

Jon Hendren of Somethingawful.com (twitter handle @fart) wadded through some of the more ungrateful Christmas tweets and re-tweeted some of the most depressing. More »

The 20 Most Horrifyingly Offensive Tucker Max Tweets

The 20 Most Horrifyingly Offensive Tucker Max Tweets

When I try to pinpoint the exact root of the rage I feel over I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell sex-n-misogyny memoirist Tucker Max‘s continued existence as a cultural force, several things come to mind. There’s the general women-hating and his ability to minimize an entire gender with his arsenal of blunt insults. But as much as any of those other things, I resent this conception that Tucker is, in fact, a funny writer — as opposed to someone who’s simply audacious. Because he totally isn’t funny, guys, he’s just “edgy” and offensive! With that said, here are Tucker’s 20 worst tweets, ranked in ascending order of horribleness: More »

Video: Josh Groban Sings Kanye West

Video: Josh Groban Sings Kanye West

Josh Groban sings tweets from Kanye West. Simple concept, brilliant execution, and “I make awesome decisions in bike stores” happens to be the name of my new album, too. More »

Twitter Is Onto Us! - The new guidelines for the micro-blogging service include Do’s and Don’t such as “Don’t: Use screenshots of other people’s profiles or Tweets without their permission” and “Don’t: Print Tweets without permission from the author.” Well, there goes our social life. (Twitter)

Lindsay Lohan stops Samantha Ronson “violent” rumors

Lindsay Lohan stops Samantha Ronson "violent" rumors

Lindsay Lohan has put to rest the rumor that Samantha Ronson has acted violently around Lindsay in the past by using her Twitter account.
“This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important….world issues.”
The gossip started with a Radaronline.com story where an unnamed source said Samantha has a violent past with Lindsay – hitting her and choking her.

Lindsay also denied the rumor to Gossip… More »

Lindsay Lohan Purple Magazine video

Lindsay Lohan Purple Magazine video

Lindsay Lohan tweeted about her recent Purple Fashion magazine photo shoot with photographer Terry Richardson on Friday.

Lindsay Lohan by Terry Richardson from Purple Magazine on Vimeo.
“www.purple-diary.com i love purple magazine @chrissiemiller,” Lindsay Tweeted.
Lindsay is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress for the magazine’s Best of the Season feature. The video was shot at Milk Studios in New York…. More »

Lindsay Lohan shops at Revolve, Church

Lindsay Lohan shops at Revolve, Church

Lindsay Lohan spent Monday afternoon shopping at various locations including Revolve, Church and Alice + Olivia.

Wearing her hair up, Lindsay goes in with a white blazer and scarves over her top with black pants or leggings, but she leaves eventually with a black wrap with fringe she finds while shopping.

When asked if she is donating to Haiti or if she will go on a humanitarian trip to Haiti with her dad Michael Lohan, Lindsay doesn’t answer. That’s not… More »

Lindsay Lohan Tweets for Haiti relief effort

Lindsay Lohan Tweets for Haiti relief effort

Lindsay Lohan is among the celebrities who are urging everyone to help the earthquake relief effort in Haiti.

Lindsay took to her Twitter account to ask everyone to help – and said she would do as much as she can to assist the relief effort.
Anyone that may be listening’s attentionCall 1884074747 State Dept for Haitian ReliefPlease help them….. I know I will as much as I can
Abc news @yelehaiti the earthquake has destroyed so many peoples lives…… Radio Soliel Station is… More »

Lindsay Lohan deletes Twitter rant about Samantha

Lindsay Lohan deletes Twitter rant about Samantha

Upon Lindsay Lohan’s return home to the United States from St. Barth late Wednesday night, she ran into a tad bit of jealousy over who she thought on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson was hanging out with.

So Lindsay took to Twitter. These messages were deleted a few hours later but you can see the deleted Tweets here. I do know they are real because as I was going to bed very, very late Wednesday night I watched them come across on Twitter…. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s travel fiasco

Lindsay Lohan's travel fiasco

Lindsay Lohan may have arrived in St. Barth in luxury before New Year’s Eve, but getting back to New York wasn’t as pleasant.

While Lindsay did get to leave in a private plane, she had trouble when she tried to connect with a flight back in the states.

Lindsay posted to Twitter about how she, her sister Ali and the family friend they were with didn’t have very good luck with US Airways.
“Us Airways – don’t fly them,” Lindsay Tweeted Tuesday.
In fact,… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s New Year resolutions

Lindsay Lohan's New Year resolutions

Lindsay Lohan posted her New Year’s resolutions on her Twitter account, looking forward in 2010.
“To answer everybody’s question…My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.”

Lindsay plans to leave the bad behind in the new year.
“2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)”
Lindsay has started the year off on the right track, I think. Since New Year’… More »

Lindsay Lohan remembers friend Casey Johnson

Lindsay Lohan remembers friend Casey Johnson

Both Lindsay Lohan and off-on-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson expressed their condolences on Twitter over the loss of their friend Casey Johnson, the Johnson & Johnson heiress who was found dead Monday.

Here is Lindsay’s Tweet about an hour ago:
r.I.p. To a friend to and of many- Casey Johnson- my regards to her family, friends and her beautiful daughter Ava* you are in our hearts CJ
And Lindsay retweeted Samantha’s thoughts:
RT @samantharonson: Am so sick of those 3 letters, so tired of losing… More »

Lindsay Lohan celebrates new year

Lindsay Lohan celebrates new year

Lindsay Lohan has posted on Twitter her thoughts for how she will be starting her new year:
“Starting my new year off with friends&family, the way it should be….. No boyfriends and the other drama”
Then Lindsay posted two photos to Twitter, one of her wearing a neon pink bikini on a yacht with the message “Peace and Love Mates” and another photo that looks like Lindsay on a small plane with the message “Sending love, peace, and prosperity to all ;)”… More »

Lindsay Lohan wants more Twitter followers

Lindsay Lohan wants more Twitter followers

Since moving to her new Twitter account (twitter.com/lindsaylohan) a few months ago, Lindsay Lohan has accumulated almost 250,000 followers.

Lindsay is now a “Verified” Twitter user, meaning people will know when they follow her that they are following the “real” Lindsay Lohan (unless her account is hacked).

On Sunday, Lindsay Tweeted about wanting more followers:
“i need MORE followers i am so sad about this, how can i tell everyone about my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing.”
Lindsay’s newest 6126 legging collection… More »

Imagine Lindsay Lohan in this designer jumpsuit

Imagine Lindsay Lohan in this designer jumpsuit

According to her Tweets, Lindsay Lohan now has Stella McCartney’s designer lace jumpsuit.

Lindsay asked her Twitter followers their opinion of the new jumpsuit, giving a front and back view using Tweetphoto.com. The designer Stella McCartney is wearing the design below.

“Stella McCartney is my G-D for today, also, Charles Shipley for making sure its not on someone else! http://tweetphoto.com/7399585,” Lindsay tweeted.

“2nd shot! Front! Oppinions please! And be gentle, I’ve been waiting for this jumpsuit for MONTTHSSS http://tweetphoto.com/7399934″
Fortunately, Lindsay has the right… More »

Lindsay Lohan tweets condolences to Brittany Murphy’s family

Lindsay Lohan tweets condolences to Brittany Murphy's family

Lindsay Lohan has tweeted her condolences for the family of actress Brittany Murphy, who died at her home earlier Sunday morning.

“My deepest condonlences go out to all of Brittany Murphy’s loved ones& may she rest in peace….She was a great talent w/a beautiful soul xo”

Brittany Murphy, 32, starred in movies including Clueless, 8 Mile, Just Married, Girl Interrupted, Sin City and Riding in Cars with Boys.

A spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed she passed away, according… More »

Did John Mayer help Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reunite?

Did John Mayer help Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reunite?

According to NY Daily News, singer John Mayer may have played a role in bringing Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson back together.

Mayer was allegedly “spotted” playing relationship counselor between Lindsay and Samantha when they ran into each other at NYC club Butter on Monday night, according to NY Daily News.

The two girls didn’t arrive together, but according to the partygoer, Lindsay went to the table where Mayer was sitting. The source said Samantha eventually came to the table, but sat… More »

Michael Lohan suicide Tweets are fake

Michael Lohan suicide Tweets are fake

No, Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan did not jump off the Brooklyn Bridge last night.

Although his Twitter account made it seem like he was suicidal, Michael Lohan allegedly emailed a gossip website today that the Tweets were false and that he does not have a Twitter account.

The Tweets came from the Twitter account @themichaellohan. They have been deleted now, but you can read the deleted “suicidal tweets” at allieiswired.

The Tweets included:
“fiance just left me. my family hates me, i spent Thanksgiving with my mom i… More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Thanksgiving Tweets

Lindsay Lohan's Thanksgiving Tweets

Lindsay Lohan is spending Thanksgiving with her mom and siblings in Long Island. And she’s been posting on Twitter tonight talking about her celebration! Sounds like she had a good time with her family!

And Lindsay is thankful for many things:
“i’m thankful for my fans and friends and family! and karl lagerfeld/CHANEL and Ungaro lol”
“i am stuffed. happy thanksgiving-been busy eating and napping to wear off the fullNESS lol”
“hope everyone’s having a lovely family thanksgiving!”

@maksolelo turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes,… More »

Lindsay Lohan calls foul on Perez Hilton jealousy story

Lindsay Lohan calls foul on Perez Hilton jealousy story

I don’t think it would be too hard to say that Perez Hilton’s posts make Lindsay Lohan’s blood boil. Many celebrities feel that way.

A recent Perez Hilton post insinuated Lindsay will pose semi-nude in a sexy magazine photoshoot with both a man and a woman to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Only Perez says her photoshoot with the woman is what Samantha will be jealous about.

But Lindsay told Gossip Cop the “jealousy” story is not true.

Gossip Cop spoke directly to Lindsay… More »