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Dear Slate: Why Wouldn’t You Be Able To Say “Vagina” On TV?
Over at Slate’s Browbeat blog, this season’s crop of Whitney Cummings-penned pilots and their attendant vagina jokes have raised the question “since when can you say vagina on TV?” Wait a second. Why would you not be able to say vagina?
Of course you can say vagina on TV. It’s an anatomical term. You can say stomach. You can say spleen. Therefore, you can say vagina. It’s not a dirty word. Cunt is a dirty word. Pussy is a dirty word. Twat is a dirty word. Vagina is just a fact. Ladies have vaginas. It’s how it is. More »
Video: Here’s a Horrifying Song About Loving Your Vagina
Sorry about this in advance, but we can’t resist posting this ad from a British alternative tampon brand called Mooncup. Think of as many euphemisms for “vagina” as you can. We guarantee each and every one of them is featured in this video. “Mini haha”? Yep, that’s there too. Terrific! More »
Ke$ha Needs An OBGYN For Her Glitter Problem
Ke$ha is proof to the testament that if you put enough sparkles on something, people will buy it. We’re not even saying to be mean: the singer basically admitted the same thing during her recent Vanity Fair interview. Of course, when we think of glitter we don’t usually think of it shooting out of our vaginas, but that’s why we are not superfamous. More »
Now Is The Time We All Talk About The Censorship Of Anne Frank’s Vagina - It seems sort of hypocritical to remove the word “clitoris” from The Diary of Anne Frank. “Every middle schooler should know about Nazis, but not vaginas.” Okay. (Give A Fig)
Sex on the Wire: Italy Destroys Sex Forest
• You know what they say: If Italian prostitutes hang out in trees, you have to mow down the forest. (Nerve)
• No matter what your age, there is a sexy celebrity that won’t think you’re too young/old. (Blisstree)
• Shanae Hall, the wife of former NFL Falcon player Corey Hall, has a book explaining how men’s cheating ways are really our fault. (Lemondrop)
• How to be a great wing-women (as if you didn’t already know). (CollegeCandy)
• What could be better than a little boy after the dentist? Why, a girl singing about vaginas as the anesthesia wears off, of course! (Buzzfeed)
• Women: we’ll have sex with just about anything. Just like guys! (The Awl)
• Kim Kardashian‘s birthday landed her a pop-up book of the Karma Sutra. Like she needs instructions. (Monsters and Critics) More »
Are You On Your Cycle? Try The ‘Vah-genie’
Ladies (and gentlemen?), this exists: Some crafty seller is hawking their vag-inspired crochet-knit bicycle cover on Regretsy.com (via BuzzFeed). Finally, the seat cover we’ve been waiting for all our lives!
What’s your verdict: Hideous or awesome? Any takers?… More »
Best Of TheGloss: The Top 10 Posts Of The Week
Besides breaking this stunning news on a beauty pageant mom gone bad, the ladies over at our sister site, TheGloss, delivered some awesome posts this past week. Here are 10 of our faves:
Gallery: The world’s ugliest swimsuits (just in time for Memorial Day).
What’s your marital status? Tell the world with a T-shirt.
Forget the cougar. Meet the calico.
10 heartbreakingly beautiful things for under $10.
“Single Rings” — or “Divorce Diamonds”?
eBay’s 9 weirdest celebrity auctions.
Best headline ever: Fitness For Your Vagina.
The in your… More »
Sex On The Wire: Your Vibrator’s So Cute
Can you go through college without a real boyfriend? This girl did, and she’s happy about it. (College Candy)
If you like your vibrators on the cute side, this one’s for you. (TheGloss)
Speaking of vibrators, here are 10 things to stick up your vagina, that you may not have thought about. (Blisstree)
How do you feel about your boyfriend having a best friend of the opposite sex? (The Frisky)
What do you men really think about Sex and the City 2. Yeah, pretty… More »
Do you douche? Or maybe you just know one – Here’s a glossary of 10 things we stick up our vaginas, including the Nuva Ring. (via Blisstree)
Sex, Honestly: It’s All In The Fingers
When you break sexual intercourse down to what it is, it’s kind of simple sounding. A penis gets hard, a vagina (hopefully) gets wet, and the part on the boy that sticks out goes into the part on the girl that goes in. Thrust a few times and BAM! You’re having sex. (Or if you’re Emeril you’re having sex and you’ve just made a quiche.)
But there’s more fun to be had in the nether region than just putting something in… More »
I Vajazzled And I Liked It
Vajazzling, for the uninitiated, consists of affixing crystals to a woman’s vagina. Sound fun? Our anonymous reporter Robin Sparkles thinks so. Here, she recounts her adventures in vajazzling.
When I first heard Jennifer Love Hewitt utter the phrase “vajazzling” on Lopez Tonight, I was intrigued and full of a million questions. What did it feel like? What did it look like? How long did it last? I thought about it constantly for weeks. Then I decided to do it.
First, a little… More »
Sex, Honestly: Listen To Your Vag
I often get asked during interviews what I wish I’d been taught about my body when I was growing up. I usually reply that I wish I’d been told it was OK to say no if someone wanted sex, and that answer is definitely high on the list, but I have yet to drop the #1 thing I’d wished someone told me: Always wipe from front to back.
Take a second to be all, “Ewww, gross,” and then really think about it…. More »
Crazy YouTube of the Day: Joy Behar’s va-jay-jay is opening up to the public
Seriously, we don’t want to know this much about Joy Behar’s mysterious lady parts. But she seems to think we really are DYING to know, apparently.
Unemployment Check: Joy-B-G-Y-NPosted TodayJoy Behar just can’t stop talking about her vagina…. More »