Happy almost Valentine’s Day! If you haven’t decided yet what you’re going to give the love in your life, you might want to get a moving on that because time is running out. Snap to it! More »
While writing up the Avengers teaser leak earlier today, I came across a great comment on YouTube complaining about audiences who go apeshit during a movie. The commenter asked, Why the hell do people in other countries cheer and clap during films? Yeah this was cool but how about trying to watch it? Is it an American thing? Having never seen a movie in a foreign country, I can’t answer the nationality part, but I can respond to the first part: Because it’s so much fun to share in the experience with everyone else. That said, not every movie warrants us to play Mystery Science Theater and talk back to the screen. Here’s a guide for when to cheer and when to shut yer trap. More »
Blame Love Actually for making an epic, starstudded romantic comedy all about Christmas. Or blame American film studios, who have to copy everything that the UK does in the hopes of making a dime. The latter, with Garry Marshall as director, were responsible for 2010′s lukewarm Valentine’s Day, as well as its groan-inducing “sequel” New Year’s Eve, currently filming in New York City. Now movie producers are circling the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as the subject of the next holiday-centric movie. More »
This Valentine’s Day, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick both went to the restaurant Odeon in New York’s TriBeCa neighborhood. However, the married couple didn’t come to the restaurant together. SJP was seated with an unidentified man believed to be her date for the night – “She was feeding him food off of her plate,” said a source, “and they looked pretty intimate to me.” As for Parker’s husband? Broderick walked in with friends Casey Affleck and Ben Stiller and sat at a table where they could view Parker easily. More »
Why hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner? Introducing: blow-job knee pads. Because there’s nothing sexier than protective padding. (The Frisky)
One feminist tries to reconcile her political beliefs with the fact that she likes to be spanked in bed. Spoiler alert: it’s difficult. (YourTango)
A student-run college group tries to overhaul the pervasive “hook-up culture.” (Fox News) More »
One of the tracks on Taylor Swift‘s Speak Now was certainly about neither John Mayer nor Taylor Lautner: the swooning “Enchanted” tells the story of a single flirty night with a new acquaintance. Taylor refused to disclose the subject of the song, admitting only that it was someone she met in New York City. However, Private Eye Internet deduced it was Owl City’s Adam Young that Taylor met that night — and Adam has apparently confirmed the sleuthing! More »
If you’re prone to one night stands, remember to empty the trash and hide the evidence. (College Candy)
One doctor suggests making Valentine’s Day all about sex — Isn’t it always? (BettyConfidential)
Here are the horniest neighborhoods in New York. (Daily Intel)
If you’ve been dating for a long time, the sex in your relationship may have waned. Here are some tips to keep sex fresh and exciting. (YourTango)
More »
“Herro! I woof you. This is your Valentine’s Day present, do you like it? I sprinkled some rose petals over the bed, but then I ate them. Gotta work on that impulse control! Um, can we go for a walk now?” More »
As a single girl, I’m loathe to love Valentine’s Day. But whether its because I’m a hopeless romantic at heart, or because I’m a sucker for red and pink, I just can’t help but get in the holiday spirit.
A few days ago, Justin Bieber‘s “Somebody to Love” popped up on my iPod, and I had an idea. A Valentine’s Day challenge if you will. How many songs with the word “love” in them were crowding my song library? How many of them did I actually like? I went through all my songs and made a playlist with only songs with the L word in them, then edited it down for quality and repeat tracks from the same artists (the worst repeat offenders included Justin Timberlake and John Mayer). The result is a somewhat embarrassing look at my taste in music and a fun V-Day themed playlist that you can enjoy, too. If you like power ballads about broken hearts and sappy love songs. More »
SNL‘s hottest character is… Stefon! He totally makes our night every time his well-coifed presences shows up on Weekend Update. This time around, he has some tips on places to take your Valentine — if your beloved happens to like Gremlins and Jewpids, that is. More »
We here at Crushable aren’t the biggest fans of Valentine’s Day. But there’s one thing we can get behind: handmade Valentines. However! Buying crayons and using your remedial craft skills can just be a lot of work. And sending them through the mail? Who has time for that. So, let Crushable do the work for you!
We’ve created a batch of handmade Valentines with personal messages that we’re sending to friends and family. The best part? Sending one is as simple as sharing a bit.ly link (the one above is: http://bit.ly/hLpmQC) or saving the pic into an email. We’ll have more for you on Monday. But in case you want to get a jumpstart on sending remedial valentines this year, check out the options below. More »
Please Give Your Lover These Lost Valentine’s Day Cards - Sure, they are a year old, but “Will You Be My Constant?” is still the best declaration of love we’ve ever heard. (SL-Lost)
Look, no one in the world loves SeamlessWeb more than me. The food delivery service has single-handedly ruined my bank account, my waistline, and my ability to tolerate any form of sunlight as I can now get all my nourishment without ever leaving my desk.
But this Valentine’s Day “promotion” going on at SeamlessWeb right now is crap. More »
Valentines Day falls on a Monday this year. Looks like my case of the Mondays is about to become a CRATE, am I right ladies? I mean come on, it’s like I need a snooze button for my snooze button. Anyway, you can run but you can’t hide from the usual suspects spreading love day propaganda all over your commercial breaks. Accept it or turn off your television. So just accept it, because TV is the only thing keeping you from spending Valentine’s Day completely alone. More »
Can we all just agree that Valentine’s Day is the most headache-y holiday of the year? Not to sound like a jerk (because I also hate New Years and Halloween gives me a panic attack), but every time it gets close to February 14th – relationship or no – I just want to tell everyone in the world to shut up. More »
Guess what? If you head over to 1-800 Flowers right now you can order a bouquet of specially-branded Nicki Minaj flowers! So, what are they? Rainbow-colored orchids in a bed of neon baby’s breath? Fire-breathing birds of paradise? Nope, they’re, um, regular old pink roses. So, nothing to do with Nicki, then? Well screw that: If we’re going Nicki, we’d rather get (or give!) a Valentine’s Day gift that really captures the essence of Miss Minaj. More »
• The surprising results for “Why Do Guys” and “Why Do Girls” on Google. Fill in the blanks! (The Hairpin)
• We never thought about it before, but yeah, Valentine’s Day must be really hard if you have more than one partner. But you never hear them complaining! (The Frisky) More »