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Crushable Quoteable: Johnny Depp Apologizes For Comparing Paparazzi Photography To Rape
Johnny Depp is the latest celeb who’s been forced to backtrack from a shitty, insensitive comment he made to the press. In an interview with Vanity Fair, Johnny said the following about being photographed by the paparazzi: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped … It feels like a kind of weird — just weird, man.” Naturally, the comment was pretty alarming and now Johnny has released a statement apologizing for his insensitivity: More »
The Daily Bieber: 30% Of Americans Expect Justin To Need Rehab
According to a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll, 30% of Americans expect Justin Bieber to be in rehab by the time he’s 30. The poll was conducted by telephone, surveyed nearly 11,000 people, and centered on questions about where Justin will likely be in 15 years. We have several things to say about this: More »
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Stan Lee: Vanity Fair Interviews ‘Spider-Man’ Creator
Hey, guess what, everyone? MORE Spidey news! Vanity Fair published an interview with Spider-Man creator Stan Lee yesterday, and it’s truly one of the most remarkable interviews I’ve ever read. I would expect no less from Stan Lee, but interviewer Eric Spitznagel admirably holds his own with the comic giant. Ever wondered whether the Comics Code has any merit? If Lee gets along with Obama? What various bits of the Marvel characters’ anatomy are made of? Read on, gentle reader, for we have assembled the highlights of this astonishing interview for your weekend viewing pleasure. More »
Hot Shot: Nothing Weird Here, Just Robert Pattinson Holding An Alligator
Or is it a crocodile? “And then he sunk his fangs into the alligator’s neck and sucked its cold, lizardy blood.” We suppose this is a wrestling metaphor.
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Gallery: Who Was At The Vanity Fair Oscars Party?
If you didn’t get to go to the Oscars, the second best thing is scoring a ticket to the Vanity Fair party. (The third best thing is sitting on your couch and snarkily live-tweeting the event.) Emma Stone was there, along with Jason Bateman and a super cuddly Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. We feel hungover just looking at them all. More »
Ke$ha Needs An OBGYN For Her Glitter Problem
Ke$ha is proof to the testament that if you put enough sparkles on something, people will buy it. We’re not even saying to be mean: the singer basically admitted the same thing during her recent Vanity Fair interview. Of course, when we think of glitter we don’t usually think of it shooting out of our vaginas, but that’s why we are not superfamous. More »
Did Natalie Portman’s Pregnancy Bump Knock Her Off Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Cover?
With the Oscars only a few sort weeks away, Hollywood has kicked into high gear to promote its stars, and Vanity Fair has obliged with its annual Hollywood issue. Just like every year, the cover is filled with lots of hot young actors and actresses all dressed to the nines (click on the above image to see the whole thing). But one lady is decidedly missing from this portrait: Natalie Portman.
Did her pregnancy bump throw off the whole sexy young vibe? I think it did. More »
Gallery: Willow Smith Is Still Cooler Than You In ‘Vanity Fair’
Willow Smith whips her hair back and forth in the latest issue of Vanity Fair (the one with Justin Bieber on the cover). She also jumps up and down, wears neon clothing, spins some records, and talks about how excited she is to be working with Jay-Z on a new adaptation of Annie.
Who says raves are evil? Willow Smith is the human embodiment of a rave. More »
Gallery: Justin Bieber in ‘Vanity Fair’
Justin Bieber is on the February cover of Vanity Fair! Omgomgomg! We didn’t think that there was a giant overlap between people who buy Graydon Carter’s magazine and people who know who Justin Bieber is, but maybe this is the first step in Justin’s puberty 10-part plan.
Or he’s lost his mind. Read below and check out his spread to see what we mean…. More »
Crushable Quotable: Kirsten Dunst Goes Down On Ryan Gosling In Shower
Today we looked at some of the NC-17 material in Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams‘ depressing new feature, Blue Valentine. It included a very sad oral sex scene in the shower, which we dutifully MS-Painted to give you an idea. But did you know that Ryan Gosling filmed another sexy bath time number with Kristen Dunst for their upcoming movie, All Good Things? More »
Johnny Depp Has Sense Of Humor About Pirates of The Caribbean- Besides calling normalcy “weird” in his latest interview, Johnny tells us a story about Michael Eisner hating his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow. Depp to lady at Disney: “But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?” (Vanity Fair)
Lady Gaga Still Defending Drug Use
Okay, I’m sorry…were there some people out there who were surprised to find out that Lady Gaga – the young woman who dresses herself like a sparkly Matthew Barney picture every day – turned out to like herself some recreational drug use? Sure, she probably doesn’t have to be so blatant about it, but then how would she turn into her idol, Madonna? More »
Quote Of The Day: Well, At Least We Now Know Gaga Doesn’t Have A Penis
In the September issue of Vanity Fair, Lady Gaga speaks candidly about her sex life, former drug use, and other highs and lows of her life and career. The Gaga admits to having some qualms about putting out though:
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
What does that mean? We have no idea! But it does finally squash those old rumors that Gaga had a penis…. More »
Lady Gaga In Long Locks On The Cover Of British ‘Vanity Fair’
Lady Gaga is on the cover of British Vanity Fair’s September issue, looking like a cross between a hippie, a mermaid and Rapunzel. She kind of looks a little like the muppet with the long blond hair. But, it’s not a bad look for Gaga, just a bit of a departure from her typical over the top costumes.
What do you think of her ethereal look?… More »
Alexis Neiers Talks Bling-Ring Incident To ‘Vanity Fair’ – Unsurprisingly, Bling Ring suspect and Pretty Wild star Alexis Neiers can’t help but overshare what she should probably keep quiet until her court date once the cameras are turned on and Vanity Fair is paying attention. (E! Online)
Tiger’s Mistresses’ Most Shocking Revelations
By getting interviews with four of Tiger Woods’s mistresses and some insiders from his camp, Vanity Fair reveals more than you would ever want to know about Tiger and his infidelities in this month’s issue, on newsstands today. Here are some of the juiciest tidbits we learned:
- Tiger was so addicted to sex he insisted on banging mistress Mindy Lawton in a parking lot while she was on her period. Reports VF: “After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The… More »
Exclusive: What Michael Douglas Is Doing These Days
What Michael Douglas was doing yesterday when the upsetting news broke that Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps has been pushed five months to a September release: Sitting in on his youngest son’s after-school science class in Manhattan. Michael was quiet, possibly ruminating on why — oh why?!?! — Wall Street 2 was delayed amid a a giant publicity blitz that included this here Vanity Fair cover.
So here’s the deal: 20th Century Fox thinks it has Oscar bait on its hands;… More »
Gabourey Sidibe Makes ‘NY Times Mag’ List
After being snubbed by Vanity Fair’s young Hollywood issue, Gabourey Sidibe is one of The New York Times Magazine’s five breakout stars of 2009. Probably even more gratifying than the public outcry against her exclusion is the fact that VF cover girls Abbie Cornish and Carey Mulligan (also one of Crushable’s 25 under 25) are listed after the Precious star, though after watching Gabby charm her way through every interview she’s done in the past year, we’re sure she’s not… More »
Mischa Barton at Vanity Fair Portraits Exhibition
Mischa Barton decked herself out last night in silver & white for a photography exhibit, the Vanity Fair Portraits: Photographs 1913-2008 Exhibition. The event was held at the LA County Museum of Art.
Image: used with permission by Newscom
Image: used with permission by Newscom
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