It’s a well established fact that baby sloths are the cutest things ever. They have two funny toes, they always look like they’re smiling, and they move with slow, deliberate grace. Hence, it comes as no surprise that a video of baby sloths getting a bath would be off-the-charts, OMG, dying of cuteness cute. More »
This video taken of the JumboTron at a UCLA basketball game starts out with so much potential. Cute elderly couples are kissing for all to see. A man is about to ask his girlfriend to be with him forever. Unfortunately the moral of the clip is not love is all around, it’s run the idea of marriage by your girlfriend before proposing publicly. More »
You may find this hard to believe, but Harrison Ford has never seen himself as the iconic character Indiana Jones. It wasn’t until just recently that the actor not only confessed to having never watched them, but actually took the time to sit down and take them all in. Luckily it’s on video. More »
As you may know, Norway is currently experiencing a tragic butter shortage that’s left many citizens wondering how they’re going to bake Christmas cookies this year. Because the jokes write themselves, many people have been making light of this issue, but a self-described “singer, celebritys [sic.], and famous bloggers [sic.]” named Tommy has taken to Youtube to tell you to cut it out. More »
You’ve got to hand it to Ke$ha: her talents may be dubious, but they are legion. In addition to writing annoying-but-catchy radio hits, wearing mullet dresses, and dueling with James Van Der Beek, she can now add one more weird line to her resume: Founder and Editor-In-Chief of her very own beard fetish blog. More »
A video has been making the Internet rounds today that’s simultaneously amusing and disturbing. Amusing because of the look on Michele Bachmann‘s face, and disturbing because the kid is so clearly terrified of her. More »
Yes, peanuts. As in: groundnuts, legumes, goobers, geek-poison, G.W. Carver gold, the crunchy stuff in that Pad Thai you’re eating again, you unadventurous chump. A video segment on last night’s episode of Conan used a couple of peanuts-in-the-shell to recreate the Justin Bieber/Mariah Yeater paternity scandal… with a little creative interpreting, of course. More »
What the heck would Jack Donaghy think??? More »
This past weekend, former president Bill Clinton threw a gala to celebrate both his 65th birthday (which was actually in August) and the tenth birthday of his charitable foundation. And what better way to do that than by watching Lady Gaga flounce about in weird costumes, drop the f-bomb, and give him (and herself) some seriously ass-licking compliments? More »
This was probably for the best, considering his track record with “talking.” More »
No, Chelsea Houska isn’t the one giving the tutorial. But it IS based off of her actual hair techniques, so just in case you ever wanted to wear your hair like Chelsea (I’m going to ignore the fact that Chelsea’s hair often looks somewhat questionable), now you can! More »
The 42-year-old single mother who wowed the judges on The X-Factor last night has actually enjoyed quite a bit of success in the entertainment business already. But her story seems less dramatic that way, so they left that part out. More »
If you’re reading this site right now, you’ve probably already seen Anderson Cooper totally losing his shit over jokes about French actor Gerard Depardieu‘s little airplane urination incident. Now, he has taken it upon himself to speak to Depardieu directly on his new daytime talk show Anderson, and the results are predictably hilarious. More »
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to corner the Lohan in its natural habitat. Its defense mechanisms include blinding orange skin, a harsh, deafening call, and levamisole. More »
This eight minute commercial is a regular roller coaster ride of emotions. Emotions and song! More »
There is one thing I remember vividly from the early days of X-Men movies. It was a sound byte from John Stamos, who was at the time married to Rebecca Romijn, and it was with regard to Rebecca’s crazy blue Mystique makeup. I’m paraphrasing a bit here– it’s been years since I read that article and I’m not even entirely sure where I found it anymore– but the quote went a little something like this: “You have NO IDEA the places where I keep finding blue makeup on her after she comes home from work.” That quote alone was enough to make me never want to play a character in any kind of film, television, or theatrical pursuit that required heavy makeup or prosthetics EVER IN MY LIFE. Funny, then, that ten years later, another sound byte involving a totally different actress, but still involving the same character would drive that point home as if it had never been made before. Want to see what Jennifer Lawrence had to go through in the makeup chair in order to become Mystique in this summer’s X-Men: First Class? Check this out: More »
Alec Baldwin, of the can-do-anything Baldwins, seems like a shoo-in for mayor of New York. After all, he’s got everything required of a New York mayor: he’s rich and famous, he heads a multinational corporation, and he’s already an iconic part of the New York City zeitgeist. Yes, I am conflating him with Jack Donaghy. What of it? He might even be able to trick some Republicans into voting for him because they can’t tell the difference between reality and TV, either. More »
She is just doing any old job people offer her now, isn’t she? More »
Well, this is just heartwarming. Inmates at a Nebraska jail who volunteered at a local animal shelter were recently given the chance to adopt two cats from the shelter, making jail suck just a little bit less for them. “I wondered how those would work out in the jail as far as helping the guys pass time,” said Jerome Kramer, the sheriff who had the idea, “and just feel a little more at ease.” Wow, that’s way nicer than I expected a sheriff in Nebraska to be to inmates. “…And possibly less destructive to our new facility.” Aaaah, I see. More »