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Sex on the Wire: Are You Really Over Your Ex?
Here are six signs that you are totally and completely over your ex. (The Frisky)
One relationship was ruined by HPV. (YourTango)
Here’s a list of things men say that you should believe. (The Gloss)
Well, this is progressive… one pastor suggests that Christian girls should have their dad screen their outfits before leaving the house. (TresSugar)
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Parenting Lessons from ‘Teen Mom 2′: It’s the Finale, So Everyone Has to Cry
It’s the final episode of Teen Mom 2‘s final season, and there are plenty of tears. Jenelle cries about getting arrested and being betrayed by Kieffer, and Jenelle’s mom cries about her daughter’s wasted life. Kailyn cries because she and Jo hate each other and have to enter mediation for their custody agreement. Chelsea cries on Aubree’s first birthday because she loves her daughter and Adam is a dick. Leah, Corey, and the rest of America cry at their adorable redneck wedding. There’s no start date for season 2, so it looks like we’re going to have to rely on tabloid headlines for awhile until these four girls and their families come back into our lives. More »
Crush Links: Best Wishes to Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth!
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth are (reportedly) getting married today! (People)
A legal technicality could save LiLo – Li, rather – from going to jail for her alleged probation violation. (TMZ)
Bret Michaels is suing the Tony Awards, claiming that his near-fatal brain hemorrhage resulted from not being informed how to properly exit the stage and getting smacked in the head as a result. (Us Magazine) More »
Sex on the Wire: All’s Fair In Love and Lawsuits
Do you think Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel? (Celebitchy)
It seems that Asians are the most favored race in online dating. (YourTango)
Do you have post-traumatic dating disorder? (The Frisky)
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Sex on the Wire: This is the Best News Your Man and His Wandering Eyes Could Hear
Do not share this with your significant other, but apparently staring at breasts increases heart health. (Buzzfeed)
This is maybe not the best information to share with the Teen Mom era, but semen absorbed by unprotected sex contains serotonin, which is the main ingredient in antidepressants. (YourTango)
In Hong Kong, McDonald’s is starting to offer wedding packages. (The Gloss) More »
Sex on the Wire: Amanda Seyfried’s More Than A Mean Girl… She’s Now Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend
Amanda Seyfried talks about her new relationship with Ryan Phillipe and her past heartbreak with Dominic Cooper. (People)
A conservative columnist claims that monogamous sex is best for society. (The Frisky)
New research suggests that having a deluded view of your husband or wife means you’re more likely to have a successful marriage. (Boston) More »
Sex on the Wire: You Need to Prioritize Your Sex Life
Are you and your boyfriend too stressed/tired/busy to have regular sex? Do something about it! (Betty Confidential)
Confused about your own long-distance relationship? Allow this guy to shed some light on it. (College Candy)
New study confirms that couples are at their happiest when they are young and childless. Great… now I’m really looking forward to a life-long marriage. (YourTango) More »
Kelsey Grammer And Kayte Walsh Are In It For The Long Haul (Snicker)
Yesterday, Kelsey Grammer and fiance, Kayte Walsh, tied the knot. According to People, the wedding was held in NYC’s Longacre Theatre, where Kelsey had recently starred in the Tony-award winning play, La Cage aux Falles, as anyone who has watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, starring Kelsey’s ex-wife, Camille Donatocci Grammer, already knows. More »
Style Crush: Kate Moss!
We kind of can’t believe we haven’t featured Kate Moss in a Style Crush yet, but the day after the supermodel announced that she intends to design her own wedding dress seems as good a time as any. Kate’s a bonafide fashion icon who manages to mix masculine and feminine elements like no one else on the planet. Leather! Blazers! Shorts over tights! Man, we love this lady’s style. More »
In England, even the royals eat terrible food. At their wedding, Prince William and Kate Middleton are likely to have a cake with a top layer of fruit cake. That they’ll be expected to eat at the christening of their first child. (People)
Gallery: Kat Von D And Jesse James Are Irrationally Pleased With Themselves
We really don’t get why Jesse James and Kat Von D insist on splattering their relationship all over the news. You would think that they would realize they were the worst – or at least he is the worst, and she’s just pretty awful just by association – and would try to tone down their media appearances. But instead these two go to every event that doesn’t have a dress shirt policy and open-tongue each other. Gross. More »
Nicole Richie Now Married To An Elephant
Or so it would appear in this image from a German magazine, showing a photo from Nicole Richie‘s marriage to Joel Madden. Maybe the elephant’s her dowry? We spent a little time in Germany and have translated the text. It says:
“Lifestlyes of the rich and the famous, they’re always complaining, always complaining. If money is such a problem, well they got mansions, I think we should rob them.”
Watch Nicole Richie Age 7 Years In 3 Seconds
Nicole Richie: Mother of two and now, after this weekend, married woman. Wow! Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday that Nicole was a young party girl accompanying Paris Hilton to nightclubs and discotheques? (Discotheques are still a thing, right?) We went back and looked at photos of Nicole from the early days, pre-Simple Life even, and were surprised at how much growing up she’s done. Watch Nicole age from awkward party girl to mature mom in this three-second morph. More »
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Get Married With An Elephant
Sorry Russell Brand and Katy Perry, your wedding was nothing compared to long-time lovers and twice-over parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. The duo finally got married yesterday, in a ceremony that included a live elephant. We have an exclusive footage of the event below, which People called “a memorable, elegant affair.”
Yeah, for some reason their wedding was in Spanish. We don’t know why either…. More »
Prince William and Kate Middleton Engagement Gallery: Kate Wears The Craziest Hats!
Have you heard? Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged! It’s been something like eight years in the making, and Prince Dubya finally proposed while “on holiday” in Kenya. And what does William like best in his new fiancee? Is it that charming smile or those big brown eyes? We bet its those wacky hats Kate always seems to be wearing around town. Before Kate ditches them to make room for a tiara, here’s a look at the craziest hats the princess-to-be has worn atop her royal head.
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Katy Perry wears a traditional Indian nose ring - The Katy/Russell wedding is almost here! Katy’s been photographed with a “nath” in her nose, the traditional gold chain worn by brides in India. Man, we cannot wait to see those wedding photos. (PopEater)
Hilary Duff Was Almost A Toothless Bride
Something borrowed, something blue and something toothless? That’s almost how things went down for Hilary Duff, who lost a tooth hours before her wedding to Mike Comrie. Hilary revealed to Ellen DeGeneres that she’d been sitting on her bed with her mom and sister enjoying some breakfast when she bit into bagel and her tooth popped right out. Wow – who the heck is sending stale bagels to the bridal suite?
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Sweet Repeat: Russell Brand Tries Too Hard
The upcoming nuptial of British rockstar/comedian/weirdo Russell Brand and Katy Perry is going to be pretty hard to miss, despite the duo claiming they want to keep it a low-key affair. And that’s just it, isn’t it? When you act as goofy as Russell around the press, they’re going to keep demanding more from their little dancing monkey-man. Maybe if the goth Willy Wonka stopped acting like he was Tom Cruise on Oprah every time the cameras started rolling, we’d pay less attention to him. Fame, she is a double-edged sword. More »
Fan Fiction: Russell Brand and Katy Perry Have a Normal Wedding
The guests were all sitting in their seats, making small talk amongst themselves as they waited for the ceremony to begin. The wedding, between singer/songwriter Katy Perry and actor Russell Brand was to be a serious affair, as the invitations stated, with solemn vows being traded between two people who were deeply committed to making a life together. It was also going to have an Indian theme at the Rajasthan desert resort of Aman-i-Khas, which in no one was to bring to mind the African Child music video at the beginning of Get Him to the Greek. Russell Brand had told his friends at his joint bachelor/bachelorette party with his fiancee the week before (Russell and Katy did not condone the American tradition of drunken, lecherous debauchery before nuptials) that despite rumors and their reputations, he wanted a very normal wedding.
A red-haired guest in the front row shifted to face the the woman behind him and grinned widely, “Elmo excited to see Miss Katy get married!” The ceremony begun. More »
Exclusive: Katy Perry’s Grandma Barely Knows Russell Brand, Missing Wedding
California gurl Katy Perry may soon be a blushing bride in blue (hair), but not everyone in her family is well acquainted with the 25-year old’s fiance, Russell Brand. Katy’s grandma, Ann Hudson, whose ill health will prevent her from attending her granddaughter’s wedding told Life & Style magazine in an exclusive interview More »
