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Video: What’s Up With This Weird, Star Studded Ad For Megaupload?
What do Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, P. Diddy, Alicia Keys, will.i.am and Chris Brown have in common? Lots of things, probably (nice cars, good stylists, membership in the 1%), but the weirdest thing has got to be this extended musical commerical for Megaupload. More »
Video: Full Trailer For Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Is Weird, Wonderful
Tim And Eric fans, rejoice! After getting our attention with a short teaser last month, Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie has released a full length trailer (is that an oxymoron?), and it’s every bit as strange and amazing as I’d hoped. More »
Video Decoder: Das Racist, ‘Michael Jackson’
The video for Das Racist‘s new single “Michael Jackson” has officially dropped, and it is nothing short of utterly delightful. It has cameos, Beavis and Butthead references, religious iconography, Victor and Himanshu in Speedos pretending to be Chippendales, and much, much more. And what better way to appreciate this masterpiece than to pick it apart frame by frame? Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin. More »
“Horsemaning” Is The New Planking, Was The Original Planking
New stupid photo meme alert! The practice of “horsemaning” is spreading like wildfire, and it goes a little something like this. More »
Artist Sells “Hand Picked” NYC Garbage For A Hundred Bucks A Pop
Everything is better in New York, including the garbage. At least, according to this curious art project. More »
The Daily WTF: Finger Soap
Do you want to get clean and also creep yourself the eff out at the same time? Then this severed appendage soap may be for you. Alternately, you could totally use these to pretend you’re showering with a boy — as long as you remember not to do any finger-sucking. More »
James Franco Reaches Singularity, Teaches Class On Self While Filming Said Class For Art – Crushable editor Meghan Keane responds: “Gosh.” (Gawker)
Gallery: Lip Art Means Look, But Don’t Kiss
I’m a plain chapstick and gloss girl. I’ve never understood the point of lip liner (my lips already have a shape!), or thirty different shades of essentially the same color that some girls keep. Then again, if people spent as much time working on their mouths as they did working on their silk-screen projects, maybe I’d feel differently. We’ve collected the best “lip art” we could find to show you that there are more options between “fire-engine red” and “luscious… More »
The Daily WTF: Worshipping at the Porcelain Alter
Can you imagine walking through the woods one day and coming upon a scene like the one from Fernanda Maldonado‘s recent photo shoot? Getting really high before your nature hike suddenly doesn’t seem like it was such a good idea, was it?
“It’s like furries meet the KKK or something.” – Liana More »
Gallery: Ronald McDonald And Garfield Menstrual Pads
What’s up with this trend of folks designing elaborate period stuff? Personally, we prefer our lady products white, unadorned, and, you know, not something we have to wash and reuse, but to each her own. Etsy user Punky’s Pads makes washable pads featuring iconic designs like Ronald McDonald, Garfield and Rosie the Riveter (plus one patterned with a bunch of little skeletons and the words “skulls rock!”). Interesting idea, but truthfully? We’d prefer to share our period with the Hamburglar. More »
Burning Manpalooza – Sad that you aren’t in the desert right now, making art with all your Burning Man buddies? Don’t worry, there’s livestream videos and pictures to connect you directly to the Black Rock, Nevada event. (via LaughingSquid)
We Wish Elvis Made Us This Happy
A Crushable reader sent this picture in from their vacation in the Catskills, saying “This is happening here.” Which makes us really, really jealous that we don’t spend our summers in the Catskills, getting serenaded by Elvis impersonators and having that be the best moment ever…. More »
Video: Be Proud Of Your Body Rolls, Tight Spandex, And Forest Creatures
Apologies if you’ve seen this video before, but I’ve been obsessed with Leslie Hall (aka the Gem Sweater lady) since forevs. I don’t understand why she is not more Tim & Eric famous yet, but I bet it has something to do with being a chick and it not being as “funny” when girls accentuate being overweight and ridiculous as when guys do it. Seriously, feminism you guys. Feminism and body rolls.
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Video: ‘KinderKreis’ is the Best Foreign Kids Show You’ve Never Heard Of
A tip o’ the hat to Eliot Glazer over at Urlesque for finding the best in German day time kiddie shows. Actually…Eliot, that’s kind of creepy, what do you do with your day? Well, without looking a gift-horse in the mouth, here’s KinderKreis, which combines the majestic guttural language with fruit Gushers commercials and graphics designed by Tim and Eric.
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Britney Spears Can Do Weird Tongue Tricks – Gross! She’s just like your best friend in middle school, who ironically also has two kids now and married a dude who called himself K-Fed. (via Buzzfeed)
How Much Would You Pay For a Lifetime Supply Of Doll Arms? – Right now, you could bid on $630 dismembered doll limbs for a song on Ebay…but honestly, don’t you have enough extra body parts lying around your garage right now as is? (via BoingBoing)
You Know What? I *Could* Go For A Flavorburst Right Now!
Sadly, in the grand scheme of things, this wouldn’t even be considered the weirdest Starburst campaign they’ve come out with. (via Break.com) More »
Hand-Some Tattoos
Billy realized too late that not having health insurance was no excuse to go to St. Goth Hospital to be operated on by Dr. Satan. (via)… More »
The Daily WTF: Tell The Condiments To Stop Giving Stoner Kids Terrible Ideas
What the hell. We found this on the Crushable desk this morning…it must have came with some food ordered long ago…and the more we look at it, the more upsetting it seems. First of all: No, we haven’t. Second: No, we won’t ever, ever do that. Third: Why are you telling us what to do in the small space you have available to you, Heinz? All a Ketchup packet needs to say is “Ketchup.” More words confuse us. And these… More »
The Daily WTF: Cupcake Commandments
If only all of God’s scriptures were written in delicious, edible form, maybe the world would be a better place. (via Cupcake Heartbreak) More »