Billy realized too late that not having health insurance was no excuse to go to St. Goth Hospital to be operated on by Dr. Satan. (via)… More »
What the hell. We found this on the Crushable desk this morning…it must have came with some food ordered long ago…and the more we look at it, the more upsetting it seems. First of all: No, we haven’t. Second: No, we won’t ever, ever do that. Third: Why are you telling us what to do in the small space you have available to you, Heinz? All a Ketchup packet needs to say is “Ketchup.” More words confuse us. And these… More »
If only all of God’s scriptures were written in delicious, edible form, maybe the world would be a better place. (via Cupcake Heartbreak) More »
If you’re like me, reading about how to do your hair/put on makeup is pointless, even if I am reading a book with picture instructions (sorry, we’re talking pre-Internet middle school years here). That’s why it’s great YouTube was invented, because there are tons of young women – and some dudes – who are more than happy to create hair, makeup, and fashion tutorials so you can actually watch someone make a french braid and not have to figure it… More »
Confession: I’ve never worn fake eyelashes. With my motor skills, I can’t imagine that it would go very well…half the time my eyeliner ends up on parts of my face it doesn’t belong. Of course that’s not the case for everyone, and there’s a whole industry revolving around giving you illustrious eye-locks. And then there are extreme lashes: a way to bling out your eyes that are halfway between couture and crazy. Below, some of our faves (though we’re not… More »
Wow. This is possibly one of the Angelina Jolie news stories that I’ve heard in a long time. A man – unnamed at this time – gave a $30,000 donation on his credit card to the Lili Claire Foundation two years ago during a charity auction. Apparently the man made this bid under some sort of impression that he would then get to meet Angelina Jolie.
Two years later and the charitable foundation still has not produced a… More »
I’m all for supporting a good cause, and raising awareness and funding for research for breast cancer is one of them. However, this is possibly the weirdest product for charity – or product, period! – that I have ever seen.
Feelunique.com and artist Willard Wigan have created two lipsticks that are carved in the likeness of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. No, really.
Brad and Angie were voted as the “most kissable couple” in some survey (well, duh), and so… More »