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Crazy video of the week: DIY lingerie for Valentines Day
Well, today is Valentines Day, and I thought it would be appropriate for those of us who might not have a completely fun date planned out to get a little help. You can make homemade chocolate candy, you can draw a beautiful card, but really, who needs that? What your sweetheart REALLY needs is homemade lingerie made from stuff you can find around your own home. That’s both sexy AND practical!
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Barbara Walters announces on The View that the Pregnant Man is pregnant….again!
On this morning’s View, Barbara Walters talked about Thomas Beattie, the so-called “pregnant man” (he identifies as a man, but has female sex organs). Apparently, he’s pregnant again. Watch:
What do you think of this?
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Dead Paula Abdul fan found near her house
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A fan of American Idol judge Paula Abdul was found dead near Paula’s house last night; police are guessing it was suicide. The woman was in her 30′s and had a long history of being completely nuts (obviously) about Paula.
Fortunately, Paula wasn’t home at the time (because that would have been extra super duper creepy). Here’s what Paula had to say about this whole mess:
According to Paula’s rep Jeff Ballard, Paula is “shocked and saddened”… More »
Zac Efron gets a phone call from….Michael Jackson?
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Guess who got a congratulatory phone call for his work in High School Musical 3? Yep, that’s right – Zac Efron, and from none other than from the King of Pop himself. Here’s what Zac had to say:
“I’ve been wanting to talk to Michael Jackson my whole life, but as soon as Kenny handed me the phone, I was at a loss for words.
“I have never been so speechless. He said he loves High School Musical.
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Sharon Stone lost custody because she wanted to give her kid Botox!
var iamInit = function() {try{initIamServingHandler(320,456,147129,”http://pis.picapp.com/IamProd/Resources/Css/css2.css”)}catch(ex){}}()Actress Sharon Stone, who lost custody of her son Roan this week to ex-husband Phil Bronstein, reportedly lost custody because she….wait for it….wanted to give her nine year old son Botox for his foot odor!! Here’s what the judge had to say:
“Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.” In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”
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Nicole Kidman credits magical water with her pregnancy
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Nicole Kidman has somehow skipped the whole sperm/egg thing and credits her pregnancy to MAGIC WATER. Is that what we’re calling it these days? Here’s what she had to say:
“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.” – source
Obviously, hers is the Chosen One…. More »
Is Will Smith a Scientologist?
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Will Smith, who has been rumored to be a Scientologist with his good buddy Tom Cruise, has finally put those rumors to rest. In a direct question last night at the premiere of “Lakeview Terrace,” which Will has produced with partner James Lassiter, Will Smith once and for all answered the question:
Is Will a Scientologist? “I am not,” he told me. The school is using one of Scientology’s teaching tools, but Will said, “You can take… More »
Want to buy a pair of Michael Jackson’s underpants?
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Anyone who’s ever wanted to own a pair of Wacko Jacko’s underpants….which, I sincerely hope, is NO ONE, can buy them tomorrow on eBay for one million dollars. Dang! That’s a lot of money for tighty whities! Here’s more:
MICHAEL Jackson’s notorious tighty whities are up for grabs. A pair of size-28 Calvin Klein white briefs once belonging to Wacko Jacko will be auctioned on eBay tomorrow, with a reserve price of $1 million. The unwashed underpants… More »
Jon Stewart on Sarah Palin – no mercy
Watch as Jon Stewart rips Sarah Palin a new one:
I like her as a person, but as Vice President? Yeah, I don’t think so.
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Jerry Seinfeld is the new face of Microsoft
So Jerry Seinfeld, who I’m sorry, IS JUST NOT THAT FUNNY, is now the new spokesperson for Microsoft, doing some major damage control for the crapfest commonly known as Windows Vista.
Jerry’s going to be getting a whopping $10 million dollars for this sweet little gig, in which he’ll be appearing with Microsoft CEO Bill Gates in a series of ads. The ads will be focused on the catchphrase “Windows not Walls” in order to demonstrate that yes, Vista sucks,… More »
Meg Ryan talks about relationships and how HARD they are, boo hoo
Meg Ryan, best known for her formulaic lovey dovey movies such as When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, etc., is now talking about the reasons why Hollywood relationships don’t work. You know, other than one person (or both) cheating on the other. Here’s what she had to say:
She said: ‘It’s very difficult to be a career person and have a relationship. I didn’t succeed at doing it at all. It’s incredibly hard.’
She added: ‘I think you have to… More »
Weirdness roundup
The 5 Most Ridiculously Unjust Religious Afterlives: Unfortunately, depending on which religion you believe in, you can get totally screwed on Judgment Day based on a number of arbitrary technicalities.
America’s Next Top Model Transgender Contestant: I hope that Tyra and crew won’t turn one contestant’s gender into a circus sideshow for the ratings. (Which will be tempting, as those ratings should be good.)
Cyclon Animals!: I started this project with a simple music box that I modified as a wedding gift… More »
California earthquake captured live on Judge Judy
Well, dang! This must have been a scary moment for the round-robin of child support evaders, hair salon owners (there’s a lot of them), and general miscreants on Judge Judy! The earthquake in California yesterday actually got captured live on camera; watch:
Notice how the plaintiff stayed still the whole time. She obviously cares more about justice than any flipping earthquake – good for her. Well, until a beam comes down on her head, than justice isn’t your friend anymore. … More »
Sherri Shepard shares about her checkered past
served by picapp.com Sherri Shepard, you know, one of the really annoying people on The View, recently shared a bit about her checkered past. Here’s what she had to say:
“Before I converted to Christianity, I was a Jehovah’s Witness. In 1993, my mother was dying from diabetic complications. My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was in a very physically abusive relationship. I was sleeping with a… More »
Sanitize an entire playground for Suri? You’re kidding, right?
Image details: Celebrities At The Galaxy vs. Chelsea FC served by picapp.comI have a hard time believing this one. Tom Cruise was re-shooting scenes from his never going to be released movie Valkyrie in LA, and Katie and Suri decided to drop by and visit. While they were there, she let Suri play at a public playground – well, after she took an entire bottle of sanitizer and wipes and spayed down the ENTIRE PLAYGROUND.
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Does Lindsay Lohan have a secret half-sister?
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Well, the Lohan trainwreck just keeps on going, doesn’t it! Here’s the latest: Lindsay’s dad Michael had an affair with Montana massage therapist Kristi Kaufmann in 1995 when he was separated from mom Dina. She had a kid, named Ashley, and is now telling the press that – gasp! – she’s Michael’s daughter.
Michael has taken a paternity test, so we should find out for sure very soon. In… More »
The Kardashians on The View
I’ve tried to watch their reality show. I really have. And yet, I can’t control my gag factor. Here are the sisters discussing their show (and Kim’s big butt) on The View:
Do you think these sisters have seen Kim’s sex tape with Ray J? … More »
Farrah Fawcett has made millions off of anal cancer
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Okay, so if you’re going to have cancer – especially anal cancer – you’re going to want to do it like Farrah Fawcett. She’s made literally millions of dollars giving exclusives to Entertainment Tonight, letting the show film her going through treatments and following her around. Neat, huh? Just for fun, I Googled anal cancer. If you don’t want to puke, then I don’t suggest you click on this link: anal cancer…. More »
Gwyneth Paltrow works out three hours a day? Excessive much?
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Oh, my. Mario Batali, a Food Network regular (any other Food Network fans out there? I lurve me some Paula Deen!) says that he thinks Gwynnie works out three hours a day. Judging from her figure, I’d say that’s probably a good guess. And honestly, why shouldn’t she? She’s extremely wealthy, she’s got nannies and hangers on that carry out her every whim, what the hell else does she have… More »
Mariah Carey wants a $4 million wedding
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I don’t think Mariah Carey has shown us the true extent of her craziness yet. I think we’re just looking at the tip of the iceberg, and her recent wedding to iddy biddy Nick Cannon is going to open a whole new floodgate of the crazy. Like this newest thing, for example.
Seems that Mariah wants to re-wed Nicky Wicky EVERY YEAR (what’s the point of that?) and her wedding re-do will be… More »
