SubscribeWhat were they thinking?
Jon Gosselin according to ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman
Apparently Jon Gosselin is a huge douche! STOP THE PRESSES!!
According to now ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman (believe me girl you got out just in time), Jon is a master manipulator and liar. In order to cover up his tracks while the divorce was just getting started from Kate, Jon had another floozy stand in as his girlfriend for Hailey, to take the pressure off of her (yeah, anybody else see the logic in this? Because I don’t). That fake girlfriend and… More »
Octomom: She’s no Kate Gosselin, that’s for sure!
Wow, if you EVER thought that maybe Octomom, also known as Nadya Suleman, was maybe, you know, getting her proverbial sh*t together, well, YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
Here is a preview of her reality show featuring her bazillion kids. Basically, she’s whoring them out for money, and not even that much money – $250k over three years. In this video, you’ll see her talk about how she hasn’t had sex in nine years (and at this point it would be like… More »
Hulk Hogan says he could “kill like OJ Simpson”
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Wrestling star Hulk Hogan, who is going through a nasty divorce with his wife Linda, is maybe in need of a little bit of therapy. Shoot, let’s get him straight to the triple-strength Xanax, stat! Listen to what he had to say about his wife:
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore,… More »
Jamie Foxx tells Miley Cyrus to “do some heroin” – what?
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So Jamie Foxx. Insanely talented actor, moderately funny comedian, father of a teenage daughter, decided to put on his asshat and tell Miley Cyrus that she needs to “make a sex tape and grow up… Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin… get some crack in your pipe… Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.” Uh, what? I’m sure he was trying to be funny, but I guess I don’t get it. Here’s the audio (caution… More »
Gisele Bundchen is an evil stepmother!
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Model and new wife of Tom Brady Gisele Bundchen is now officially on my sh*tlist. She has angered me in a way that few celebrities are able to with her comments in a Vanity Fair article about Tom’s ex’s Bridget Moynahan and HER BABY. Hers. Not Gisele’s. Bridget’s. Listen:
He’s my little angel — the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life. I understand that he has a mom, and… More »
Angie Harmon must be really desperate for work
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Angie Harmon, who hasn’t had an acting job in like a million years and basically is snapping up any attention crumbs that anyone will pay her these days, gave an interview to Fox News in which she said a few really interesting things, like Republicans don’t point fingers and have something called class. Yeah, because when I think of douchebags like Rush Limbaugh, I instantly think of “class”.
I thought for sure this was an April… More »
So what is Courtney Love smoking these days?
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Ex-Hole singer Courtney Love fancies herself quite the writer these days. Listen to her latest spiel:
“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .” The former Hole singer also mused on why she’s given up playing in an all-girl band: “Like, there… More »
David Hasselhoff drunk as a skunk at a college football game – watch
Oh, that David Hasselhoff! He’s so crazy. And drunk. And in need of some SERIOUS INTERVENTION. Where’s Kitt?
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Does Lindsay Lohan have a secret half-sister?
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Well, the Lohan trainwreck just keeps on going, doesn’t it! Here’s the latest: Lindsay’s dad Michael had an affair with Montana massage therapist Kristi Kaufmann in 1995 when he was separated from mom Dina. She had a kid, named Ashley, and is now telling the press that – gasp! – she’s Michael’s daughter.
Michael has taken a paternity test, so we should find out for sure very soon. In… More »
Joan Rivers calls Russel Crowe a “f***ing sh*t” on LIVE TV
Joan Rivers, known for her potty mouth, apparently didn’t realize this uh, this was a live show, and she wasn’t going to get edited out. Watch:
She later apologized and said “I’m very f**king sorry.” What a classy old broad, huh? Sheesh…. More »
Whoopi rips Denise Richards a new one for pimping her kids on a trashy reality show
The more Denise Richards yaps, the more I’m thinking that she’s the baddy in the whole Charlie Sheen/Denise Richards saga. First she’s accusing Charlie of doctoring her email request for sperm, which, we all know that Charlie probably only knows how to do one thing on the computer, and here it is:
Surf for porn.
Ta da! Long list, there. Come on, Denise, we all know you probably asked for Charlie’s Little Spermies, and you’re just embarrassing yourself now. Oh, wait -… More »
Jay Leno apologizes for his remarks to Ryan Phillippe
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He says, “In talking about Ryan’s first role, I realize that what I said came out wrong. I certainly didn’t mean any malice. I agree it was a dumb thing to say, and I apologize.”
Good for him! I’m glad he did that, because seriously, it WAS such a dippy thing… More »
Jay Leno makes homophobic remarks on Tonight Show!
So Jay Leno, aside from being completely non-funny, is also kind of a dipshit. He made some highly questionable remarks to Ryan Phillippe on the Tonight Show last night; Ryan was there to promote his new movie “Stop Loss”. Here’s the video:
Here’s what was said:
Leno, 57, said to the actor, “Can you give me, like – say that camera is your gay lover …”
Despite Phillippe’s instant discomfort, Leno went on to say, “Can you give me your ‘gayest look’? Say… More »
Top of the morning gossip to ye
Good morning, Snarkarinos! Hope you’re all doing well this freezing cold morning. Personally, my fingers are so cold it’s beginning to get difficult to type. Here’s a soundtrack to gossip by:
Got it? Okay, here we go. First, Kevin Federline has gained a lot of weight.
Kfed is a Fatty!
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Okay, so apparently Kevin Federline is eating his pain. I can’t show you the pictures on this sites, but you can… More »
Gossip, morning edition
Guess what I had for breakfast? Yep, Grape Nuts. I’m not a HUGE fan, but I like ‘em with blueberries. Gosh, I sound all organic don’t I….next I’ll be posting about my worm farm and how I make my own wine out of recycled paper.
On to the gossip! First, we get our first glimpse at Nicole Kidman’s pregnant tummy.
Yep, Nicole Kidman is Definitely Pregnant
Here she is promoting her Golden Compass disaster in Japan, wearing quite possibly what is the… More »
Saturday Morning gossip, blueberry muffin optional
Hola, Snarky Gossiparinos! What are you plans for this exciting Saturday…I’ll tell you MINE: work, clean the house, and go for a walk. Try to contain the excitement that you are surely feeling at this revelatory news, please.
ANYway, let’s get to the goss, of which there ain’t much since it’s a Saturday and celebs (unlike me) apparently have a wee little bit of a life on the weekend. Huh. First, Kirstie Alley has “distanced” herself from Jenny Craig weight… More »
Who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
“Hello”, a magazine in the UK, held a reader poll recently to see who they thought was the most beautiful woman in the world. And apparently, every single person who voted in this poll is on some kind of hallucinogenic mushroom substance or SOMETHING, because guess who they picked?
Oh, her beauty was too much. Watch out.
Over 110,000 votes were cast in the Most Attractive Woman poll, which had Britney leading the field in a long list of beauties… More »
Amy Winehouse goes blond
It was either dye her hair blonde or get smashed from a delicious combo of NyQuil, Mr. Bubbles, and horse tranquilizer. Looks like she made the right choice.
Or not. Maybe next time she should choose the Mr. Bubbles combo? At least she’ll smell good.
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George Clooney gets frisky, Eva Mendes gets naked, Donald Trump gets generous, Britney Spears gets religion, and more
Happy Thursday, Internet friends! How are you today? Right now this second, I’m watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2 in preparation for watching my new copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. I forgot how bad PotC 2 really was; it’s so horribly thought out. Ergh. It’s also FREEZING ASS COLD in my house at this point in time, mostly because I’m too cheap to turn the heat up any higher OR get some warmer clothes on, which, really, I… More »
Tara Reid’s Evil Nipple, Julia Roberts chases the paps, Jordan!, Debbie Gibson plastic surgery disaster, and more
Happy Friday, Snarky Gossip groupies! So, hey – this weekend I’m getting all the Christmas decorations out, and there’s a LOT of crap in there that I don’t remember buying or being given. Such as:
The decorative wooden snowman toting a pair of skis over his shoulder that at first glance looks like a loaded, double-barreled shotgun
The stuffed Christmas tree that shakes violently and performs a rap song
The extremely large tin canister with a grinning Santa penguin on it
Etc., etc. I’m… More »