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Whoopi Goldberg compares America to Nazi Germany on the View

Whoopi Goldberg compares America to Nazi Germany on the View

She can NOT be serious, right? Anyone who’s done even a rudimentary reading of how Germany was under the Nazi regime knows that this is utter horseshit. Check out the video:

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Lynne Spears is going to write a parenting book – not exactly sure WHY

Lynne Spears is going to write a parenting book - not exactly sure WHY

In today’s WTF! files, we learn that psycho mommy Lynne Spears is going to write a parenting book.

Yes. I said a PARENTING BOOK.

Here’s the deets:

Britney Spears’ mother Lynne Spears is writing a book on parenting for Christian publisher Thomas Nelson, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“We’ve signed her to a deal,” a spokesman for Thomas Nelson tells Us. The book, which will be coming out next Mother’s Day is titled Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in… More »

Don’t Tase Me, Bro!

Don't Tase Me, Bro!

Big news this week is the tasering of a student at a John Kerry rally:

I couldnt get to my camera in time to record his entrance, but this guy basically comes running in with 4 or 5 cops in tow and says he has been running around trying to get in to ask a question and the cops are going to arrest him for it. they almost do it then but Sen. Kerry says he will answer it. he then… More »

Adrianne Curry would like Jesus to suck it as well.

Adrianne Curry would like Jesus to suck it as well.

VH1′s My Fair Brady star Adrianne Curry talks about Kathy Griffin’s controversial speech and her famous quote “Jesus Can Suck It”.

Yeah, you know what? In biblical times, she would have been stoned. And not in the medicinal sense. Oh, I’m just kidding.

Kind of.

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Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

Can someone explain to me what Roseanne is talking about here?

I love me some Roseanne, but sometimes she confuses me. Like with her newest blog entry.

Madonna wants to convert to Judaism.
MADONNA WANTS TO CONVERT TO JUDAISM. THAT IS SO COOL!

I AM A JEW, CHRISTIAN AND A MUSLIM… I AM A DAUGHTER OF ABRAHAM WHO LEARNED FROM CLEOPTARA!

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Victoria Beckham doesn’t want to become “too American”

Victoria Beckham doesn't want to become "too American"

Just read this story, don’t worry, we’ll get to it, I promise:

SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM is planning on hiring a male British nanny to look after her three children – so the family doesn’t become “too American”.

The singer – who moved to Los Angeles with soccer star husband David and their three children Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4, and two-year-old Cruz in the summer (Jul07) – fears the family will pick up an American accent and lose touch with British culture.

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Stephon Marbury says that “dogfighting is a sport”

Stephon Marbury says that "dogfighting is a sport"

Seriously. I’m just flabbergasted that people think that dogs killing each other is a sport.

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Further proof that Tom Cruise is a complete wanker

Further proof that Tom Cruise is a complete wanker

I think this pretty much clinches his attempt to win Wanker of the Year:

Tom Cruise has reportedly angered locals in Colorado by insisting nobody else is allowed in the cinema when he goes to watch a movie.

The ‘Top Gun’ star, who owns a house in the town of Telluride, has decided he wants to be alone when he goes to The Nugget Theatre.

Tom, who is married to actress Katie Holmes, is so determined to have the venue to himself he… More »

Demi Moore’s sister in law is CRAZY

Demi Moore's sister in law is CRAZY

So Demi Moore’ sister in law is stone cold nuts. Check it out:

Lesley Guynes – who is embroiled in a bitter custody battle with her estranged husband, Demi’s half-brother, Morgan – insists the 44-year-old star and toy boy husband Ashton Kutcher will have to seek medical help if they want to start a family of their own.

Lesley told America’s Star magazine: “I think Demi is getting too old to have kids with Ashton. They have been trying to have children… More »

Katie Couric is going down

Katie Couric is going down

I’ve never liked Katie because anyone that perky, with that many visible teefs, has got something really wrong with her. She probably saves her toenail clippings in little baby food jars.

From outside the sleek glass chamber of the CBS Evening News set, you can see her: alone in a prim black pantsuit and pearls, shuffling a stack of papers at the wide, half-moon desk. Sitting stiff and still, she looks dwarfed under the stage lights and high studio ceilings,… More »

Elizabeth Hurley enjoys dressing her son up as a girl – seriously

Elizabeth Hurley enjoys dressing her son up as a girl - seriously

Look at this picture:

That’s a BOY, folks. It’s her son Damian. That’s it, I’m putting the smackdown on Miss Lizzie Pie.

Liz Hurley has been accused of exploiting her five-year-old son Damian.

The actress and model has caused outrage after asking Damian to model a neon pink bikini for a photoshoot. One shot was placed on Liz’s website to promote her swimwear range for kids, but it has since been removed.

A source told the News of the World: “It’s an outrage… More »

A-Rod’s wife wears a “F*** You!” t-shirt to hubby’s baseball game

A-Rod's wife wears a "F*** You!" t-shirt to hubby's baseball game

Drinky drinky much? Geez, lady – did he forget to buy you a fur coat this month or something?

Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez’s long-suffering wife, Cynthia, may have finally flipped her pretty lid yesterday when she went to a game in The Bronx wearing a tight-fitting, white tank top bearing a foul message on the back: “F- – - you.”

The obscene phrase was plainly visible to thousands of fans – including plenty of kids – as she, her 2-year-old… More »

Nellie Furtado performs “Maneater” at Concert for Diana

Nellie Furtado performs "Maneater" at Concert for Diana

Uh..did anyone kind of catch the irony implied in singing “Maneater” at a concert for Princess Diana?

What, did Prince Charles pick the song lineup here?

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So is Paris Hilton faking her epiphany to keep her endorsements?

So is Paris Hilton faking her epiphany to keep her endorsements?

Oh, my stars! I can’t believe that ANYONE would think this poor, sweet, innocent girl could EVER be faking ANYTHING. Especially when money is involved.

Paris Hilton is faking it — her jailhouse remorse, that is.

The behind-bars-heiress has turned repentant in recent days — but her about-face is more about her finances than her conscience, reports OK!.

“Paris finally saw that her spoiled brat behavior and repeated attempts to escape her sentence would turn fans against her, ruining lucrative endorsement deals,”… More »

Kirsten Dunst throws garbage out of her WINDOW? WTF!

Kirsten Dunst throws garbage out of her WINDOW? WTF!

So Kirsten Dunst has never struck me as the most tidy of girls, but these pictures really take the cake. What, she doesn’t have a frigging sink or garbage disposal in her kitchen?!?!?

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O.J. Simpson speaks out on Paris Hilton

O.J. Simpson speaks out on Paris Hilton

Quote of the Day:

“When Paris Hilton was going to jail last week, more people knew about that than knew that we were sending people into space that day.”

“It is about time that the news media point out that they are not doing their job. Things have changed a lot from my trial today. It is all about ratings, unfortunately.”

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Dina Lohan takes time out of her famewhoring to visit Lindsay in rehab

Dina Lohan takes time out of her famewhoring to visit Lindsay in rehab

Thanks Mom for taking the time to visit me after I’ve been in rehab for TEN DAYS. Gosh. I just am totally feeling the love.

It only took ten days, but Dina Lohan has finally decided to visit her daughter Lindsay at Promises rehab in Malibu. According to BestWeekEver, Dina is en route from Long Island to Los Angeles, and will soon be reunited with her 20-year-old wild child. While in L.A., Dina will babysit Lindsay’s… More »

Kylie Minogue says that she likes big black butts

Kylie Minogue says that she likes big black butts

So she had to be drunk, right? Because this is a colossally stupid thing to say:

The Spinning Around hitmaker is said to have giggled as she danced and compared her derriere to that of Beyonce Knowles and Latina singer/actress Jennifer Lopez at the Dolce & Gabbana party, according to British newspaper the Daily Mirror.She is reported to have said: "Look at my butt. I’ve got a great black girl’s butt, kinda like Beyonce and J.Lo. I… More »

Kevin Federline lands an actual movie role?

Kevin Federline lands an actual movie role?

Did I miss the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse somehow? Did the rivers turn red with blood and the meteors and the various dying things, etc. happen? WTF, people. W. T. F.

The dancer/rapper will play a “small but notable” role in the thriller Night Watch, opposite Reeves and Oscar winner Forest Whitaker, according to In Touch Weekly magazine.

Okay, so I’d better get going with my damn underground shelter NOW, because this obviously signals some kind of… More »

R.Kelly believes he is the greatest black man alive

R.Kelly believes he is the greatest black man alive

You’ve got to say one thing for this guy: he is COMPLETELY delusional. Maybe a little bit high. Just a wee bit.

R. Kelly has pronounced himself the greatest black man of his generation.
The ‘I Believe I Can Fly’ singer claims he is as iconic and talented in his field as a host of important black figures, including boxing legend Muhammad Ali.
He told Hip-Hop Soul magazine: "I’m the… More »