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The Dictator Launches Republic Of Wadiya Website
Hands down, the best part of the Republic of Wadiya website — a tie-in for Sacha Baron Cohen‘s The Dictator — is Supreme Leader Shabazz Aladeen’s biography. More »
Willow Smith Shaves Her Head, Causes Twitter To Freak Out
Yes. It’s true. Willow Smith, famous for whipping her hair and being conceived by celebrities, shaved all her hair off and tweeted out a photo. Like the rest of the world I heard the news and made a joke to myself about how her famous song is now null and void. Then I moved on with my day.
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The Daily WTF: Billionaire John Goodman Adopts His Girlfriend As His Daughter
Polo club founder John Goodman was afraid he’ll lose his children’s trust fund in a DUI case, so he adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend Heather Laruso Hutchens to control one-third of the money. Yeah, that’s still skeevy. More »
Spencer Pratt Used Lauren Conrad’s Birthday To Drum Up Publicity For Himself
Was it genuine reconciliation or tasteless famewhoring that had Spencer Pratt tweeting happy birthday to his ex-The Hills co-star Lauren Conrad? More »
Roseanne Barr Is Running For President!
Bullshit artists, watch your back! Blue collar feminist/TV star/macadamia nut farmer Roseanne Barr has filed documents declaring her desire to be the Green Party’s 2012 candidate for President of the United States of America. More »
Crushable’s Fantasy Crush Week Is Next Week And We Want Your Stories & Photos
Crushable’s proud to announce that starting this coming Monday, we’ll be hosting our first ever Fantasy Crush Week on the site. From your first celebrity crush to your first real life crush, we’ll be covering it all from every possible angle. More »
Miley Cyrus Tweets Awkward Family Photo
In contrast to last week’s penis cake, Miley Cyrus tweeted a family portrait from the early 1990s: Dad Billy Ray Cyrus in his “Achy Breaky Heart” heyday, and little Miley herself. More »
Is Mario Lopez Living Vicariously Through His Dog?
Remember when Mario Lopez was the coolest cat in town. No one could sit backward on a chair quite like Slater could. Sure he was a misogynist pig, but it was the ’90s and the only thing that really mattered was who got to deliver Mrs. Belding’s baby in the elevator. More »
Sex On The Wire: Sex All Men Love
• Emotionally abusive relationships. (College Candy)
• Who has the best sex? (Betty Confidential)
• A note about the G spot. (The Frisky)
• Brain scan that tests how faithful a partner will be. (The Stir)
• What you can learn from going on dates. (College Crush)
• The type of sex all men love. (YourTango)
• Ridiculous things guys say. (Gurl)
Video: Madonna Makes M.I.A. And Nicki Minaj Her Cheerleaders In ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’
Madonna‘s video for the annoyingly spelled “Give Me All Your Luvin’” dropped today, and besides being one huge commercial for the Superbowl, it criminally under-utilizes guest rappers M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj. Oh, Madge. More »
‘The Lady Gaga Project’ Will Pay Gaga Fans To Bash Madonna Online
Lady Gaga‘s fans have mounted an attack before the Super Bowl: They’ll pay fans 5-10 cents per pageview to mock and belittle Madonna‘s music, movies, and bodies on major sites like HuffPo and People. Seriously? More »
Madonna’s Best Dating Advice, According To Her Lyrics
The Superbowl’s finally here! This means that not only will Americans consume more wings and subs and dips than ever thought possible, but also that Madonna will emerge from her cocoon of everlasting youth to grace us with her presence at the halftime show. While I’m horrified of the thought of one of her arms flying off into the crowd when she gyrates with a back-up dancer born the same year as Lourdes, I’m excited to see her back in action. More »
Lana Del Rey Is Being Punished Because She’s Ambitious
Confession time: I actually kind of like Born to Die, the new Lana Del Rey album. Is this a safe space where I can admit that? Del Rey, as you surely know by now, is the pop flavor of the week that everyone loves to hate. She appeared on Saturday Night Live before her album was released, her supposedly homemade first video went viral last year, and bloggers are obsessed with her. The responses to her SNL appearance were vicious (even nice guy Brian Williams slammed her!), and she has been deluged with critical derision because … well, it’s not entirely clear. One depressing possibility is that she has been too open about her ambitions. More »
Tyler Shields Photographed Demi Lovato Licking A Lollipop
I guess she’s not in rehab, after all. Demi Lovato, bullied for the way she looks, recently did a sexxxy photo shoot with Tyler Shields, who has seemingly devoted his life to photographing fallen starlets in b-movie poses. For the shoot, Demi chose the ever-subtle “sucking on a lollipop” trope, as if to say, “look at me now, bullies. Here I am, mimicking fellatio for the poor man’s Terry Richardson. There is literally nothing you can do to bring me down.” Click through for all the hott action. More »
Art Crush: Internet Memes Reimagined As Minimalist Movie Posters
London-based designer Stefan Van Zoggel recreates Nyan Cat, Leave Britney Alone, and other memes as movie posters with a few carefully-selected details that still manage to communicate the memes to the people who’ve laughed (or puked) with them. More »
James And Dave Franco Want Their Undergrads Web Series To Be ‘An HBO Look’ At College
Dave Franco went to USC and James Franco went to every school, so together they’ve made Undergrads. Even though it’s part-scripted, part-reality, the brothers claim that it’s a more realistic representation than what you see in movies and TV. More »
Video: Lana Del Rey Gets A Do-Over On Letterman
Lana Del Rey went on The Late Show With David Letterman last night to take another stab at singing live in a way that does not cause everyone to laugh at her, and she at least succeeded at that. More »
Did A Boob Job Ruin JWOWW’s Face?
Last night, JWOWW and Snooki made an appearance on What What Happens Live, which might as well be renamed Andy Cohen’s Nightly Shitshow. Being that it was Groundhog Day and being that it involved cast members of The Jersey Shore, the show was extra ridiculous. The girls touched on their upcoming Jersey Shore spin-off and then moved onto more exciting topics like how Snooki got her UTI. More »