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Video: Jooey Deschanel’s Siri Ad Shows It’s Not So Cute When A Boy Acts That Way
Hey girls! Like the Zooey Deschanel Siri ad but wish she had an equally adorkable brother for you to fantasize about? You’re in luck. More »
Firefly Gave Prometheus An Easter Egg/Shout-Out Ten Years Ago
The Firefly pilot, which aired in 2002, has a cool shout-out to the Weyland-Yutani logo from the Aliens films, and by extension, the upcoming movie Prometheus. More »
Video: Nicki Minaj Keeps Chris Brown At Arm’s Length In The Video For ‘Right By My Side’
How does the video for Nicki Minaj‘s “Right By My Side” (featuring Chris Brown) disappoint me? Let me count the ways. More »
People Are Completely Overreacting About The Avengers‘ Adoption Joke
An editorial calls The Avengers‘ “he’s adopted” joke an unfunny attack on adopted kids… but they’re reading it totally out of context. It’s ridiculous how much they’re overreacting. More »
I Get That This Jersey Shore Shark Attack Trailer Is A Parody, But It’s Also Really Really Bad
The trailer for Jersey Shore Shark Attack may be a parody, but it’s also terrible, so I don’t know know what to tell you. More »
The Super Talented Risa Binder Will Sing for You and Give You a Cupcake
Recently, some of the Crushable staff had the opportunity to see Risa Binder perform live here in NYC. We were totally charmed by her bubbly, earnest performance and we couldn’t help but want to share her music. More »
Taylor Kitsch Is A Beautiful Human Being, It’s Just A Shame He Can’t Act
The actor’s currently doing his press tour for Battleship and while reviews are saying his performance blows, photos are saying his appearance glows. More »
How Wool Is And Isn’t The New Fifty Shades Of Grey
Yes, Wool followed Fifty Shades of Grey‘s journey from self-published ebook to legitimate published book. But it’s not fanfic. Debunking that and other myths around the hot new dystopian novel. More »
Poll: Which New John Travolta Gay Sex Story Is More Likely To Be True?
Two new John Travolta sex stories are going around the internet today: one from yet another masseuse, and one from Vikki Lizzi, the former fiancée of Travolta’s deceased Grease co-star, Jeff Conaway. Which story, if either, is more likely to be true? More »
Sex on the Wire: Because Bella And Edward Need More Attention
• Maybe you’re just too selfish and immature to find love…I know I am! (The Frisky)
• Would you like to see Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as the leads in the movie version of Fifty Shades of Grey? (Your Tango)
• Don’t let online dating suck you into a false sense of intimacy. (CollegeCandy)
• Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory has some things to teach you about dating in your twenties. (The College Crush)
• What do you think about when you’re making out? Is it wrong if it’s like…80% food-related? (Gurl)
Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone Awkwardly Sing About The Amazing Spider-Man For German TV
What is it about famous couples that makes them want to burst out into song when promoting movies on German television? Or is it just Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield who do that to promote The Amazing Spider-Man? More »
RIP Donna Summer: Here’s A Video Of The Boy Meets World Guys Dancing To ‘Hot Stuff’
Let’s be honest, this is the way that Millennials best remember Donna Summer. And it’s a fitting tribute for a disco legend lost to cancer. More »
Refreshing Honesty: Battleship Knows It’s A So-Bad-It’s-Good Movie
The movie industry needs a movie so deliriously awful that it keeps you entertained for two hours, and Battleship perfectly fits that bill. To convince you to actually pay for this movie, I’ve broken down the major factors that made it such a guilty pleasure, from Rihanna‘s wooden acting to the 20 minutes where they actually play Battleship. More »
You Can Now See Sophia Grace And Rosie On Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew
So what does the future hold for Sophia Grace and Rosie? According to this video, a stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, a lot of drinking and a few Sophia Grace confessionals about her relationship with Rosie.
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Watch This College Student Make The Dumbest Mistake Ever On Wheel Of Fortune
I just need to know what this Wheel of Fortune kid was doing while I was reading Harry Potter. More »
Isn’t 19-Year-Old Miley Cyrus A Little Young To Give Advice To 14-Year-Old Miley Cyrus?
This is my second in-depth investigative report on the comings and going of Miley Cyrus within the past 24 hours. I know this. But I also know I can’t apologize for looking into the soul of the darkest Disney actress to ever get caught smoking salvia while posing with her father under a sheet. More »
7 Films Based On Even More Confusing Things Than The Battleship Board Game
First there were Traveling Pants, next there were Transformers, now we have Battleship. It seems like movies can get produced that are based on just about anything these days. It’s great to find inspiration in unusual places, but a movie based on the board game Battleship takes “unusual” to extremes. While many, many people might be tempted to think about what other board games would look like as movies, I’ve followed the “Battleship” trend by taking things much, much further until it borders on the nonsensical.
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Holy Hangover, Halle Berry Looks Like A Drunk College Student Shopping At CVS
These photos of the usually very well put together Halle Berry shopping at CVS with her daughter Nahla made my hangoverdar buzz like my table at The Cheesecake Factory was ready.
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Crush Links: We Could Have Told You That Sneakers Won’t Give You Kim Kardashian’s Butt
• Check out everyone who was at Cannes. (Lainey Gossip)
• Which Steve Jobs biopic would you watch—the one starring Ashton Kutcher or the one written by Aaron Sorkin? (Celebuzz)
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s engagement party allegedly cost $100,000. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Accuser #4 comes forward in the John Travolta vs. masseurs case. (Have U Heard)
• Skechers has to pay $40 million to people who bought the Kim Kardashian ”shape up” sneakers and didn’t get an ass worthy of reality TV. (The Stir)
• Basketball Wives‘ Tami Roman fakes an apology to Kesha Nichols. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
