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Celebrity Lookalikes: Garrett Hedlund And Rooney Mara
Hear us out, and look at the photos we’ve compiled: With their tawny hair and shy smiles, Rooney Mara and Garrett Hedlund could be siblings. Or at least first cousins. More »
Not Content With Piranha 3DD, Syfy Brings Us Piranhaconda
Piranhaconda looks like low-grade porn with bad CGI effects from iMovie thrown in. Of course you want to watch the trailer now. More »
Sacha Baron Cohen Does His Most Bizarre The Dictator Stunt Yet: ‘Killing’ Elisabetta Canalis
What I want to know is, were the paparazzi in on the joke? More »
Because You Always Wanted To See A Photo Of Harry Styles Wearing A Bra
Whenever I find something as amazing as this photo of young Harry Styles from One Direction on the Internet, the entire soundtrack from Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit plays in my head all at once. That’s just how my body reacts to this kind of excitement. More »
Carly Rae Jepsen And Ryan Gosling Should Be The Next Canadian Power Couple
Carly Rae Jepsen and Ryan Gosling are both Canadian, and both the subject of recent internet memes. It’s a perfect match! More »
Jennifer Lopez And 6 Other Women Rule The Forbes ‘Celebrity 100′ List
Forbes put out what feels like its 87th list this month with the release of the Forbes Celebrity 100 list. Jennifer Lopez, with her $52 million in earnings in the last year and omnipresent-like quality, topped the list. Six other women including Oprah, Kim Kardashian, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga managed to nab spots in the top 10. According to the Washington Post, this female heavy top tier shows the importance of “us ladies in the whole being-famous-and-generating-money business, the sort of significant thing that studio moguls should probably pay attention to.” More »
If Matthew McConaughey’s Stripper Scene In Magic Mike Made You Hot, This Interview Will Make You Orgasm
This month the free-spirited actor/drummer Matthew McConaughey spoke with The Advocate about his gay fanbase, his filthy movie dancing and how he would respond to his kids if they came out. His answers simultaneously made me want to smile and check TBS to see if How To Lose a Guy in 10 Day was on. More »
Anchorman 2 Teaser Poster Doesn’t Tell Us Much About The Sequel But Is Still Occasion For Scotch
You won’t get to see the faces of the Anchorman 2 cast, but their legs in this teaser poster are still proof that a sequel is happening. More »
The Daily WTF: Man Stages Real Life Simpsons Episode, Protests Getting Cut Off At All-U-Can-Eat Seafood Restaurant
“Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.”
–Ani DiFranco More »
New Four-Minute Trailer For The Amazing Spider-Man Released, And All We Can Say Is Yes, Yes Please
Did you watch America’s Got Talent earlier this week? If not, check out what you missed — a new four-minute trailer for the upcoming movie The Amazing Spider-Man, starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. More »
Mindy Kaling Cried In The Airport When She Found Out Her Show Had Been Picked Up
How do I love Mindy Kaling? I’d count the ways, but I don’t have time right now, so I will focus on one particular way. She reacts to her superhuman accomplishments the same way any regular person would: by bursting into tears while attempting to board a plane. More »
Oh, To Be A Wee Swaddled Bebe In Chris Hemsworth’s ManHands
Celebrity baby India Rose Hemsworth, new daughter of Chris Hemsworth, is really busy today riding around London in Chris’ hands like an adorably swaddled football. More »
Meet Chloe Moretz, Your New Favorite Fashion Zombie
There’s nothing remotely sexual about Chloe Moretz‘s new photoshoot in Flaunt Magazine, but there’s nothing remotely cheerful about it, either… More »
Superbad Director Considering Adapting The Marriage Plot, Which Might Make This Book More Relatable
At first it seems a weird mix: Superbad director adapting highbrow novel The Marriage Plot. And yet, Greg Mottola could make Jeffrey Eugenides‘ novel a lot more relatable, if his screenplay for Adventureland is anything to go by. More »
Sex on the Wire: Happy Masturbation Month! Don’t Make God Kill Too Many Kittens
• May I interest you in any traditional Croation penis warmers? You may know them by their American name — cock socks. (The Frisky)
• Five facts you didn’t know about masturbation. And one of them isn’t that it grows hair on your knuckles. Because everybody already knows that, duh. (Your Tango)
• 11 Signs He’s An Asshole. #1. Poop comes out of him when you squeeze him. (CollegeCandy)
• Start being yourself — it’ll improve your relationships! (The College Crush)
• So you like bad boys? It’s not your fault, your ovaries made you do it! (Gurl)
• Do yourself a favor and read up on how to tell if your boyfriend has mommy issues. (Betty Confidential)
Jason Biggs And His Wife Recreate The Time Breastfeeding Cover
By now, I’m sure you’ve seen some of the humorous Photoshops dedicated to mocking Time’s troll-tastic Are You Mom Enough? breastfeeding cover. Well, now Jason Biggs and his funny writer/actress wife Jenny Mollen have taken it a step further and re-enacted it IRL. More »
6 Burning Questions I Have After Watching The Real Housewives of Orange County
Well guys, it’s time for another installment of everyone’s favorite reality TV series on Bravo - -The Real Housewives of Orange County. This week’s episode about our favorite divas in SoCal brought us much to talk! Last night’s episode was entitled “Happy Never After”, which I find to be super negative Andy Cohen, but I get why you went in that direction. More »
Kanye West’s Appearance On Keeping Up With The Kardashians Will Be Way Anticlimactic
Following much judicious tabloid-baiting and coy-playing on the part of Kim Kardashian, the obvious has been confirmed: Kanye West will appear on the next season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But will anyone still care by the time the episodes air? More »
