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Video: This Kid Raps In 11 Different Accents, Comments On Racial Stereotypes
YouTuber riceboyliu impressively does eleven different accents in his rap that comments on cultural racial stereotypes. More »
The Maniac Trailer Convinces Us That Elijah Wood Can Play A Psychopath
In Maniac, Elijah Wood plays a disturbed mannequin store owner stalking and killing women in New York City. Yeah, we can see that. More »
Crushable Quotable: Chloe Sevigny Cried Every Day She Had To Wear A Fake Penis As A Transgender Hitman
“I was lonely and I felt really unattractive,” Hit & Miss star Chloe Sevigny said of being fitted with a prosthetic penis and then having to stare at herself in the mirror. More »
Sorry Forbes, Justin Bieber Is Not A Venture Capitalist
You may have caught a glance of Justin Bieber on the cover of Forbes‘ Celebrity 100 issue this month, looking like a bewildered kid in his first suit. And then you may have noticed the caption beside him: Justin Bieber, Venture Capitalist. But this is not the most surprising business story of the year, like Forbes claims. Because Justin Bieber is not a venture capitalist.
Technically speaking, Justin Bieber is providing several startups, including hot music startup Spotify, with venture capital, ie. money aimed at facilitating long-term growth. The idea to get Bieber involved in tech investing came from his manager, Scott Braun aka “Scooter,” who decided to wield Bieber’s social media power (Bieber has 21 million Twitter followers and 43 million Facebook fans) to invest in something that spoke to Bieber’s fans: social media. Braun (and Bieber’s money) went on to invest in a number of early-stage tech startups, including Tinychat, Spotify, and Stamped. The Forbes article points out that these investments are not equity-for-endorsement deals: Bieber, like more traditional tech investors, is investing cash. More »
Video: Jooey Deschanel’s Siri Ad Shows It’s Not So Cute When A Boy Acts That Way
Hey girls! Like the Zooey Deschanel Siri ad but wish she had an equally adorkable brother for you to fantasize about? You’re in luck. More »
Firefly Gave Prometheus An Easter Egg/Shout-Out Ten Years Ago
The Firefly pilot, which aired in 2002, has a cool shout-out to the Weyland-Yutani logo from the Aliens films, and by extension, the upcoming movie Prometheus. More »
Video: Nicki Minaj Keeps Chris Brown At Arm’s Length In The Video For ‘Right By My Side’
How does the video for Nicki Minaj‘s “Right By My Side” (featuring Chris Brown) disappoint me? Let me count the ways. More »
People Are Completely Overreacting About The Avengers‘ Adoption Joke
An editorial calls The Avengers‘ “he’s adopted” joke an unfunny attack on adopted kids… but they’re reading it totally out of context. It’s ridiculous how much they’re overreacting. More »
I Get That This Jersey Shore Shark Attack Trailer Is A Parody, But It’s Also Really Really Bad
The trailer for Jersey Shore Shark Attack may be a parody, but it’s also terrible, so I don’t know know what to tell you. More »
The Super Talented Risa Binder Will Sing for You and Give You a Cupcake
Recently, some of the Crushable staff had the opportunity to see Risa Binder perform live here in NYC. We were totally charmed by her bubbly, earnest performance and we couldn’t help but want to share her music. More »
Taylor Kitsch Is A Beautiful Human Being, It’s Just A Shame He Can’t Act
The actor’s currently doing his press tour for Battleship and while reviews are saying his performance blows, photos are saying his appearance glows. More »
How Wool Is And Isn’t The New Fifty Shades Of Grey
Yes, Wool followed Fifty Shades of Grey‘s journey from self-published ebook to legitimate published book. But it’s not fanfic. Debunking that and other myths around the hot new dystopian novel. More »
Poll: Which New John Travolta Gay Sex Story Is More Likely To Be True?
Two new John Travolta sex stories are going around the internet today: one from yet another masseuse, and one from Vikki Lizzi, the former fiancée of Travolta’s deceased Grease co-star, Jeff Conaway. Which story, if either, is more likely to be true? More »
Sex on the Wire: Because Bella And Edward Need More Attention
• Maybe you’re just too selfish and immature to find love…I know I am! (The Frisky)
• Would you like to see Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as the leads in the movie version of Fifty Shades of Grey? (Your Tango)
• Don’t let online dating suck you into a false sense of intimacy. (CollegeCandy)
• Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory has some things to teach you about dating in your twenties. (The College Crush)
• What do you think about when you’re making out? Is it wrong if it’s like…80% food-related? (Gurl)
Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone Awkwardly Sing About The Amazing Spider-Man For German TV
What is it about famous couples that makes them want to burst out into song when promoting movies on German television? Or is it just Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield who do that to promote The Amazing Spider-Man? More »
RIP Donna Summer: Here’s A Video Of The Boy Meets World Guys Dancing To ‘Hot Stuff’
Let’s be honest, this is the way that Millennials best remember Donna Summer. And it’s a fitting tribute for a disco legend lost to cancer. More »
Refreshing Honesty: Battleship Knows It’s A So-Bad-It’s-Good Movie
The movie industry needs a movie so deliriously awful that it keeps you entertained for two hours, and Battleship perfectly fits that bill. To convince you to actually pay for this movie, I’ve broken down the major factors that made it such a guilty pleasure, from Rihanna‘s wooden acting to the 20 minutes where they actually play Battleship. More »
You Can Now See Sophia Grace And Rosie On Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew
So what does the future hold for Sophia Grace and Rosie? According to this video, a stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, a lot of drinking and a few Sophia Grace confessionals about her relationship with Rosie.
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Watch This College Student Make The Dumbest Mistake Ever On Wheel Of Fortune
I just need to know what this Wheel of Fortune kid was doing while I was reading Harry Potter. More »
